posted 03-27-2001 04:27 PM            

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Fine, I will go ahead and start with a minor one . . .
I rented Erin Brockovich last night and didn't think it sucked. The You Stink! Award stays though, because I don't think she earned best actress.

Don't worry. I have more than that . . .

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posted 03-27-2001 09:08 PM            

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admitts to several things, not going into detail, scept for being Bill Cosby, and soemthing nick knows.

Oh is that a Christina Cox picture...?
...goes off to see if it is....

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posted 03-27-2001 09:41 PM            

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confessions...... ummm... i used to buy an entire dollars worth of penny candy when I had a paper route. Sometimes I even finished it all before I was done my route.

thats about as juicy as my life gets.

posted 03-27-2001 11:28 PM            

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Ok, Ok, I'm really a 58 yo public servant from Woolongong who doesn't get out much and posts around here to try and ingratiate myself with the younger women like Lotus, Britt and Laz.

That may or may not be true but I aint confessin'.

posted 03-28-2001 06:31 AM            

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I forced my boyfriend to listen to the Billy Joel album 'Innocent Man' in his car on sunday.

Oh the shame....

posted 03-28-2001 03:51 PM            

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I used to run around the schoolyard at recess yelling . . .

Extra Extra Read all about it
All the boys are Extra Retarded!

posted 03-28-2001 05:18 PM            

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exile, I've seen a pic of you and I know that isn't true. So there.

But I do appreciate the "younger woman" comment.

posted 03-29-2001 09:59 AM            

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So, [i} FJ [/i] which one you miss?

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posted 03-29-2001 10:00 AM            

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I once had a poo behind my next door neighbour's shed.

I was 9, dammit! I didn't know toilets were invented. Or something.

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posted 03-29-2001 10:16 AM            

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Newman, you are one funny bastard.

And catapult, it was building the radio station was in. Had too much pride in it.

posted 03-29-2001 02:56 PM         

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In Grade Four, there was this boy (Nicholas Barrett - I STILL remember his name.)...he said all girls were sissies. He used to hang around the girls and taunt them and call them names.

One day, he started upsetting some friends of mine and I told him to stop. He said "Make me, go on, I DARE you to punch me!" SO I DID!!! Socked him in the guts - a good right to the solar plexus. He bawled like a baby and took off.

Now, bearing in mind I was Miss Goody-Two-Shoes at school...NEVER in trouble...I thought "Oh sugar - I'm up to the Principal's Office for the cane for SURE!"

Thing is...he must have been SO embarassed by being put down by a girl, he never reported it! hehehe...

Right - confession number one out of the way. Have more to confess...dpeending on how much I feel the need to "bare my soul"! chaZ...is that a good enough confession then?

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posted 03-29-2001 11:07 PM            

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One time in college I poked some holes in my roomates condoms. So one night him and some of his buddies had a contest to see who could bag the ugliest girl. Well needless to say my roommate not only won the contest he also as you can imagine knocked her up.

He felt so guilty about getting her in the Family way he did the honorable thing and married her. At the wedding I met her sister who was HOT!!!! and had some fun with her

Damn I never knew a stickpin could be so much fun

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posted 03-30-2001 09:41 AM            

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posted 03-30-2001 10:15 AM            

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Now let me preface this: IF this is a bit from a movie, or just an urban legend being played for laughs, that's fine. But if it's serious, I just want to say...

You are sick. Seriously. Too fucking sick for this world. Not only through your actions ruin two lives, by causing a union that might have otherwise never happened, but you also ruined a third. What kind of life is that kid going to have being raised in a loveless relationship? The parents living with the fact that their individual dreams and hopes were shelved, by a freak accident. But it wasn't an accident was it? Thre lives ruined by your boredom, spite, sickness or whatever. All ruined by you. IF this story is true, I actively encourage you to kill yourself. Sick, spiteful fuck.

posted 03-30-2001 02:51 PM            

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If you hadn't said it, FJ, I was going to.

Even if the poor girl hadn't gotten pregnant, there are all kinds of STDs that your roomie could have passed on to that unsuspecting girl. Or she to him.

What you did could have gotten someone killed, for gawd's sake.

posted 03-30-2001 04:07 PM            

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Not to mention the fact that the "Who can screw the ugliest Girl" Game is the most insulting thing ever!

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posted 03-30-2001 04:39 PM            

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Actually, Catapault was kidding...it used to be a page at www.snopes.com that was used back in 1999 as some cruel practical joke.

Damn, Cata conned you all.

posted 03-30-2001 07:34 PM            

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Sorry all If I offended you, I guess my next confession should be that I got carried away trying to make a joke on you all, I would never ever think of doing something like that for real. Was my post sick...yes, was it in poor taste...Absolutley, am i bad person...well you'd have to ask my friends on that one to get the truth. Once again sorry for my poor sense of judgement, and once again believe me I would never in a million years think of ever doing that.

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posted 03-31-2001 12:12 AM            

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My head's gonna explode!

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