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Author
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Topic: True WWYK? Confessions!
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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-31-2001 10:20 PM
   
mosrite,Your sister is Red Dye 40, which means you're lethal to Rocket. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-01-2001 03:07 AM
And since we're confessing, I guess I should ask Zach if it's okay to tell everyone that she's pregnant. Should I, Zach?  |
RoXaNe
Monkey
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posted 04-01-2001 06:25 AM
...and I'm a Satanist  [This message has been edited by RoXaNe (edited 04-01-2001).] |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 04-01-2001 08:26 AM
Looks like you just did Nick , if it is true Zach I would like to congratulate you both .------------------
Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!! |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-01-2001 09:47 AM
Nick's the father? Holy shit, that means I'm the father. This is all very confusing, but nothing that can't be rectified with some high grade explosives made from average household chemicals in the right proportions. |
Zach
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 04-01-2001 10:24 AM
Before anyone starts sending baby clothes the answer is No. |
Hello Newman 2001
Monkey
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posted 04-01-2001 10:27 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Tostito:
This is all very confusing, but nothing that can't be rectified with some high grade explosives made from average household chemicals in the right proportions.
Tremors rules. ------------------
"We have made about as much progress as an asthmatic ant with heavy shopping." |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-01-2001 10:29 AM
You know I bought it on tape for 8 bucks, but it was NSTC or NTSC or whatever the fuck isn't PAL. It's all grey. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-01-2001 10:35 AM
Okay, it was a bad joke. I'm sorry, Zach. At 3am, everything seems funny.And I never said I was the father. I don't even like kids!! |
TheKitty
Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-01-2001 08:26 PM
I fantasize about having sex with myself. All the time.------------------
Lap it up...it's the best you'll ever get. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-01-2001 08:57 PM
And I'm glad you kept that to yourself?  |
exile_11
Monkey
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posted 04-02-2001 12:23 AM
But if you can't keep it to yourself, will you be posting the video file around here?Just wondering. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-02-2001 09:13 AM
Fuckin' stupid Kitty. Why think when I've said it better before. quote:
You all get so fucking lost in trying to make some sort of impression, and usually they're so sophomoric my teeth ache. -'Look at me, I am so fucking whacky. Never mind the fact I'm vapid and have nothing to offer, I can talk about cheese and all sorts of other zany stuff!' -'Wait one second! Tostito seems to get in a lot of arguments... now hold it, an idea is forming! If I were to start a fight with Tostito... thus proving how big my manhood is... I'd be up on everyone's shoulders!' -'Duh, I can flirt wid da people and dey will like me. Duuh, I dun wear underwear.'
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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-02-2001 10:20 AM
I see Tostito much like Richard Burton: when he's going, he is GREAT. But when he fails...well, he's like Richard Burton.The above, however, was quite on target yet lacking in the truly 'funny' quotient..I give it four stars out of ten. I still think he's warming up for today, however. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-03-2001 05:12 AM
FART |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-03-2001 06:43 AM
Comedy gold. |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-03-2001 11:46 PM
i am huge dork, thats my confession. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 04-04-2001 03:20 AM
Then there was the time when I was in college....------------------
Only hate the player...but never hate the game |
RoXaNe
Monkey
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posted 04-04-2001 02:47 PM
I see dead people |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-05-2001 01:20 PM
That's because you're looking in the mirror. |
Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-05-2001 07:19 PM
This one time, at band camp... |
TheKitty
Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-06-2001 03:20 AM
As far as I can see, I didn't say anything all that wacky, I didn't start a fight with you, and I didn't flirt with anyone. And as far as me being "fuckin' stupid", you can't judge that based on one little post. Well, I guess you could base someone's entire intelligence level off one thing they say, but then who would truly be the stupid one? quote:
Originally posted by Tostito:
Fuckin' stupid Kitty. Why think when I've said it better before. [QUOTE]You all get so fucking lost in trying to make some sort of impression, and usually they're so sophomoric my teeth ache. -'Look at me, I am so fucking whacky. Never mind the fact I'm vapid and have nothing to offer, I can talk about cheese and all sorts of other zany stuff!' -'Wait one second! Tostito seems to get in a lot of arguments... now hold it, an idea is forming! If I were to start a fight with Tostito... thus proving how big my manhood is... I'd be up on everyone's shoulders!' -'Duh, I can flirt wid da people and dey will like me. Duuh, I dun wear underwear.'
[/QUOTE]------------------
Lap it up...it's the best you'll ever get. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-06-2001 03:28 AM
Ignore him, Kitty...he's like this with (nearly) everyone. |
TheKitty
Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-06-2001 04:03 AM
Hey Lotus, we must be on at the same time. I know I should've just ignored it but darn it all I just couldn't help myself.Call it a bitch's perogative. *shrug* ------------------
Lap it up...it's the best you'll ever get. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-06-2001 04:26 AM
(Know what you mean!) It hurts to bite the tongue...or should I say...fingers, eh? |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-07-2001 02:08 AM
that's the hole where the leprechaun came out and told me to start fires. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-07-2001 02:24 AM
Sleep is where I'm a viking. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-08-2001 11:03 PM
Look, daddy, I'm cable TV!! |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-09-2001 12:55 AM
i choo choo choose you. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-09-2001 06:15 AM
I bent my wookie. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-10-2001 01:42 AM
When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University! |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-10-2001 06:11 AM
Daddy, these rubber pants are hot. |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 04-10-2001 06:28 AM
This place has:
- The excitement of having the big one push against your prostate gland.
- The passion of having the big one taper off into the toilet.
Hmmmmm. Ahhhhh.
Whaterver
[This message has been edited by Jogger (edited 04-10-2001).] |
mosrite
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-10-2001 10:45 PM
check out the other thread about the xfl, that should spice things up. ooooooooooh ooooooh, I know.  ahhhh, much better. I needed that. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-11-2001 06:23 AM
Hooray for mosrite's hormones! |
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