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Case B
Monkey
posted 04-06-2001 08:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Case B   Click Here to Email Case B     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I drew a picture. Yay!

Anyhow, crude, yes. But I drew it quite awhile ago, and only using the tools in paint, so...yeah.

Just felt like posting it. Comments? Questions? Address them to someone who gives a damn.

FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
posted 04-06-2001 09:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I feel that rhinoceri are under-utilized in comic strips today.

Case B
Monkey
posted 04-06-2001 10:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Case B   Click Here to Email Case B     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oh, definitely.

Beyond the usual cats, dogs, ants, lizards, humans, etc.. the only deviant from the strain seem to be penguins (This Modern World, Non Sequitir).

Not only that, I can't remember one time any given rhinoceros has been used as a main character in an animated movie (unless there's an indie one I'm unaware of), or heck, even a spinoff.

Perhaps there's good reason why the "charging rhino" is the most utilized in comic strips. Rhinos have a hell of a lot to be angry about.

Jogger
Monkey
posted 04-06-2001 11:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jogger   Click Here to Email Jogger     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I like that there is still blood gripping under the mans foot as he tries to flee the scene.
That's good attention to detail.

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 04-06-2001 11:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
However, the overlapping flower in the first two panels adds a bit of surrealism to the piece.

What about that Transformer rhino?

mosrite
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posted 04-06-2001 01:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mosrite   Click Here to Email mosrite     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
there was the rhino jim carrey squeezed out of the ass of in ace ventura

Case B
Monkey
posted 04-06-2001 01:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Case B   Click Here to Email Case B     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'm sure *it* was happy to be placed in that role (despite the fact it was made of rubber and other synthetic material)

Case B
Monkey
posted 04-08-2001 05:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Case B   Click Here to Email Case B     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I feel that the pretty purple flower, the suggestive phallic horn of the rhino, and the fleeing gay cowboy in the last panel reveal an underlying theme of repressed flamboyance.

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Being Case...Malkovich

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 04-08-2001 02:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
But if the cowboy were truly gay, wouldn't he run towards the phallic rhino horn? I mean out in the African savannahs there probably wouldn't be a soul to witness his unrequited lust.

Or so I theorize...

Case B
Monkey
posted 04-08-2001 05:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Case B   Click Here to Email Case B     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Okay, I'm not going to delve any further.

Jokes are funny. References to funny movies are helpful. The idea of Tostito speaking through me somehow, a la Being John Malkovich, was supposed to be the point of my post.

...though I'm sure gay cowboys all around the country are now emailing you in mass amounts.

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 04-09-2001 11:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I thought you were going to be more civil to me.

Tostito
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posted 04-09-2001 01:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Rockjock:
But if the cowboy were truly gay, wouldn't he run towards the phallic rhino horn? I mean out in the African savannahs there probably wouldn't be a soul to witness his unrequited lust.

Or so I theorize...



Do I even have to comment?

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 04-09-2001 01:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Nope, so shut up.

Tostito
ZooKeeper
posted 04-09-2001 02:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You should be so proud, you managed to ignore me for three or four whole days.

You don't exist here, stupid. Jeez, where's the confusion. The coalition of speds barely tolerate you, and everyone else who matters utterly hates your guts.

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 04-09-2001 02:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oh, I forgot. You're just such an engaging guy to be around, Tostito.

So what is it with this gay fantasy you have with me? Are you trying to tell me something? 'Cause if that's it, you're barking up the wrong rock.

Tostito
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posted 04-09-2001 02:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Observing the fact that you are ravingly homosexual doesn't constitute fantasy, but you can believe what you want my chuckling geek of a lad.

Plus, if I WAS interested, I couldn't act on it. You've made it clear just how much Slacker's bitch you are.

Tostito
ZooKeeper
posted 04-09-2001 02:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Rockjock:
Oh, I forgot. You're just such an engaging guy to be around, [b]Tostito.

What did I tell you about sarcasm? You really should listen. You suck at sarcasm, and poor sarcasm is all you can do.

You're kind of like a drag net that picks up broken useless pieces of everyone else's comedy stylings. I can see a bit of every WWYKiller in your posts, and you do it all quite badly.

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 04-09-2001 02:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I don't know what SLACKER has to do with any of this, but then trying to figure out what you're trying to say is decoding the make-believe language of a psychotic. You definitely have a gay fantasy attached to me, you little twittering butt-pirate. Why don't you go back to watching some wrestling and spanking it? Or is getting a response to your stupid, crude comments giving you enough of a hard-on?

[This message has been edited by Rockjock (edited 04-09-2001).]

Tostito
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posted 04-09-2001 02:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Your grade is D- for your poorly humoured prattling. I'll consider it a demonstration of my comment in that last post.

Dragnet = Joke, and the fact you're still replying after you've buried yourself quite shockingly makes your last post the punchline.

As for Slacker's relevance, maybe you blocked the memory, but you sure whined enough at the time;
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Rockjock
Monkey
posted 04-09-2001 02:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ah, yes, I remember now. Actually I think this was revenge for some whining you were doing after I wrote a little song about you. Man, you were a little sook bitch after that one! Ha ha ha! Hey, you actually made me feel a liitle better there, Tosser!

By the way, keep it up and I'll do another one.

Tostito
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posted 04-09-2001 02:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I remember it, you said something along the lines of 'Tostito forced me to do this', as if it was the ultimate scathing retort.
Charmingly pathetic, we had quite the laugh at your expense once lotus and the two other people who noticed you were alive finished congratulating you.

I am loving this delusion that you can hold your own in an argument with me. It's entertaining as hell.

When are you responses going to surpass a wordy version of "I know you are you said you are but what am I?"
It's really all you ever do, although usually you have the decency to wait a few posts before plaguerising mine.

Eg:
- I mock you mercilessly about being gay, which you are, and so you say I have gay fantasies about you. Who saw that coming?

- I mention that you whined, you say I was a sook bitch. Quite the wordsmith you are.

- I use a turn of phrase in an argument, three days later we have another argument where you call me the same thing.

Is this subconscious, or are you truly that poorly formed upstairs?

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 04-09-2001 02:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Are we done yet? I have a project report to write up, and you really never were interesting to me.

Oh, you mean that little ET doll with the beret? Oh man, do I bust a nut thinking about that one! Oh right, you don't like my sarcasm. It was dumb, but even I chuckled a bit. Some of us can take a joke. You cackled like Rocket split the atom. It really takes so little to impress you.

Then you called me gay. What are you, six or seven? Try growing up a bit and maybe, just maybe, I'll consider you worthy of any concern. For now I just pity you. And all of these follow-up comments that you come up with when no one is talking to you. Why the hell do you bother? You're amusing no one when re-telling the same stupid joke. Or do I have to remind you of this thread? You know, the same stuff you accuse me of doing?

I'm going home now. Try not to bump into too many walls, retard.

Tostito
ZooKeeper
posted 04-09-2001 03:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
What the fuck are you even talking about, ET with the beret, you stupid canuck? Where was it mentioned? I can even see anything that could be linked to it.

If you want to argue, you sort of have to argue about what's been said. Context, boy, context. It makes the world go round.

You are so blindingly foolish. Do you have something shiny you were hoping to distract people with? They CAN read, you know. The thread you posted isn't even relevant, and it proves no point if you ever had one.

Also more case in point for plaguerism (you just can't help yourself, I guess it IS subconscious)

- Me, FJ, and Colonel Jupiter completely invented the Retard contribution to this website. Both character and insults. All of it. Were you damaged as a child?

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quote:
Are we done yet? I have a project report to write up, and you really never were interesting to me.

Do the word 'You are a waste of my time' sound familiar? It's damned near my catch phrase. You know, recoding mixes of my old posts with a thesaurus doesn't make you funny.

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quote:
Try growing up a bit and maybe, just maybe, I'll consider you worthy of any concern. For now I just pity you.

How frequently have I said something along those lines? It's my stock standard for finishing up a conversation with someone I'm sick of playing with.

You're a hack. I really am just better than you, and so is everyone else. Even my most hated members. So very much better. This is fact.

Jogger
Monkey
posted 04-10-2001 01:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jogger   Click Here to Email Jogger     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
I really am just better than you, and so is everyone else. Even my most hated members. So very much better. This is fact.

Well that was a round about way of getting a compliment. But, I’ll take it.
Thanks Tostitos I needed a little boost.

[This message has been edited by Jogger (edited 04-10-2001).]

mosrite
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posted 04-10-2001 01:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mosrite   Click Here to Email mosrite     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
ahhh, good to have tostito back... isn't it?

Jogger
Monkey
posted 04-10-2001 05:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jogger   Click Here to Email Jogger     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Nihilism as I believe it is being portrayed in the picture above.
quote:
A revolutionary doctrine that advocates destruction of the social system for its own sake 2: complete denial of all established authority and institutions.

Nihilism, as I believe it is being portrayed by Rockjock & Tostitos

quote:
A doctrine holding that all values are baseless and that nothing can be known or communicated.

Tostito
ZooKeeper
posted 04-10-2001 07:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'll have that.

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