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chaZ
Monkey
posted 03-22-2001 02:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for chaZ   Click Here to Email chaZ     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
DROP my shorts! Cartoon tearaway Bart Simpson is about to lose his virginity.

An older "Mrs Robinson" type will seduce the brat in the first Simpsons movie.

Bart, who is supposed to be 10 years old, has not aged since The Simpsons began more than a decade ago.

But he will be transformed into an even naughtier teenager when he moves from the small to the big screen.

Insiders claim Bart will lose his cherry to an older woman who tempts him into her bed.

A show source revealed: "One of Bart's catchphrases is 'Eat my shorts'. But in the movie, he won't be wearing any!"

Series executive David Mirkin admitted that the Simpsons would be going Xrated for the movie version.

He said: "I see lots of Simpson sex in the movie."

But he added that we may have to wait a long time for the film version of the TV hit, screened by the BBC and Sky.

He said: "We're waiting for the show to end for the movie to happen." The adventures of couch potato Homer, his wife Marge and their kids in the fictional city of Springfield are a worldwide success.

Bart has even enjoyed a chart hit with his rap single Do The Bart Man.

But news that he's to have sex may prove a bit of a shock to middle-aged mum-of-two Nancy Cartwright.

She provides the voice of Bart for the cartoons.

[This message has been edited by chaZ (edited 03-22-2001).]

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 03-23-2001 12:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You found that website, too?

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 03-23-2001 10:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Pedophilia is box-office gold.

The_Karate_Kid
Chimp with diapers
posted 03-23-2001 10:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The_Karate_Kid     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Didn't chaZ say hes going to be a teenager in the movie thou? all the catholics in the universe would band together for a boot bashin' if he was still ten.

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 03-24-2001 09:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Did you just call me "thou"?

Nick Zbu
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posted 03-30-2001 04:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Simpsons movie? Yeah, right, maybe when RJ bangs Julie Strain.

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 03-30-2001 08:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hell, anybody.

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 03-31-2001 11:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oh, don't say that! It's not true! Anyway, prostitution is legal in Canada.

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 03-31-2001 01:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
The whores accept Canadian Tire money, too.

[This message has been edited by Rockjock (edited 03-31-2001).]

Tostito
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posted 04-01-2001 09:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
As a quick aside, please note that Rockjock said "Hell, anybody", non-gender specific. Also, I think I could get it in three guesses how he knows they accept tire money...

Nick Zbu
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posted 04-02-2001 10:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sadly, prostitution is not legal in Australia..which is obvious from the above post.

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 04-02-2001 12:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Neither is having sex with goats, but I bet I could still explain Toshito's extended absence.

Nick Zbu
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posted 04-02-2001 05:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Damn, RJ is getting rough!

Tostito
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posted 04-03-2001 05:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I love it when RockJock gets sassy.

But I would like to ask when he is going to realise that there are no viable or funny puns to do with the word 'Tostito'. It's been proved over and over.

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 04-03-2001 09:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
That's because you have such a pathetic sense of humour. I submit your entire posting history as evidence.

SLACKER
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posted 04-03-2001 11:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SLACKER   Click Here to Email SLACKER     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
thats a pretty bad argument rockjock, find another one.

Tostito
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posted 04-04-2001 06:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I agree, let's play a game Rockjock. The rules are simple:

1. You don't ever use sarcasm because you aren't funny.
2. You figure out what you're going to do now your only ill-used means are stripped away.

All times are ET

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