posted 03-26-2000 07:32 AM            

Last week a woman was crying because Grant had cancer!!
Aren't we great?

I hope you are as amused as I was reading through it... heehee!!!

Owen likes eating cage.
<Captain Grant> Owen hates cage. You've given him a complex.
<Commander Tostito> Damnit
<Commander Tostito> Who am I supposed to feed left over cage to now??
<Captain Grant> Krystle.
<Commander Tostito> Really?
<Captain Grant> Maybe. If she's hungry.

Amanda enters the chat

<Amanda> mean??
<Amanda> how come i have to people to chat?
<Captain Grant> Lady say the funny-speak.
<Commander Tostito> Hellooo, laddey
<Commander Tostito> !!!!!!
<Commander Tostito> : : : )
<Amanda> how do you do it??:>:>
<Commander Tostito> That's how the spiders smile.1!!!!!!!1
<Amanda> who r u two actually??
<Commander Tostito> Russian delegates
<Commander Tostito> We don't have the internet in Russia
<Commander Tostito> it is zee learnink experience.
<Captain Grant> Yes, it's quite disturbing.
<Captain Grant> Comrad, you are the living end.
<Commander Tostito> Where are you, Amanda?
<Commander Tostito> No talkink with uss?
<Amanda> here i am
<Commander Tostito> Or ussr, for that matter! *chortle*
<Amanda> i'm surprised to chat wiv Russia Delegates
<Amanda> what r delegates actually?
<Commander Tostito> so... how do we do this, young lady?
<Commander Tostito> We are ambasadors to France
<Amanda> what they did??
<Amanda> Oh i see
<Amanda> yup
<Commander Tostito> i do not understoond, we are new at this.. intranet
<Amanda> how you did this?
<Amanda> oh
<Commander Tostito> Do vhat?
<Amanda> i am wondering y even you are new still know how to chat between 3 people?
<Captain Grant> We are computer ambassadors.
<Commander Tostito> the consulate set it up.
<Commander Tostito> you are french, yes?
<Captain Grant> French? Where?
<Amanda> oh i see
<Commander Tostito> french??
<Captain Grant> Do you like the baggettes?
<Captain Grant> France?
<Captain Grant> Yes you are.
<Amanda> nope,i'm not French but i'm Bruneain
<Commander Tostito> ve speak anywake
<Amanda> What baggettes???
<Captain Grant> YOU LIE!
<Commander Tostito> YOU NO FRENCH??!!!!
<Amanda> I DON"T UNDERSTAND!!
<Commander Tostito> WE HAVE BEEN LIED TO, MY FRIEND!
<Amanda> I am not a French
<Commander Tostito> Get the consulate!
<Amanda> WHAT MEAN???
<Captain Grant> I KILL YOU SCUM!
<Captain Grant> Where is to the France?
<Commander Tostito> Get me my gun, Captain!
<Amanda> I"LL TEACH YOU
<Commander Tostito> Teachink?? We vant french people!
<Commander Tostito> we spose talk to french repunlic ambassador, you say 'Bruneain'!!!!!
<Amanda> ACTUALLY THIS PROGRAM IS CHATTING WIV FRIENDS WHETHET YOU KNOW HIM OR NOT, YOU"RE JUST CHATTING LIKE AN ORDINARY FRIEND
<Commander Tostito> CHEATR!!!!!!!!
<Amanda> No please believe me
<Captain Grant> No speak the gutter talk! I kill with my knife!
<Amanda> I am Amanda, a student
<Commander Tostito> Student?? no ambassador?
<Commander Tostito> we fight with Bruneains last veek.
<Captain Grant> Where is the Franch ambassador? Are you casuning bad relations between Russia and France, scum?
<Amanda> WHAT??
<Amanda> why you fight wiv Bruneian??
<Commander Tostito> We must report to the Fuhrer, mon hein
<Amanda> where,how??
<Commander Tostito> Capitan
<Amanda> no, i am just a student in Brunei>
<Commander Tostito> We must tell the Tsar of the french dog's rudeink ness!
<Commander Tostito> YOU LIE!
<Commander Tostito> FRENCH DOG!
<Amanda> Is it??
<Captain Grant> Heil! We start war with Brunei, is WEAK! WILL CRUSH ALL OPPOSITION! BAH BAH!
<Amanda> But Brunei is a peaceful country
<Captain Grant> FRANCE IS FOR TO HATE! I KILL YOU BRUNEI DOG!
<Commander Tostito> No, you fight with us.
<Commander Tostito> You do NOT TALK TO RUSSIA LIKE ZIS!
<Captain Grant> Brunei attacked our Kremlin, we want revenge, Frenchy!
<Captain Grant> THEY USED A LARGE GUN!
<Amanda> Brunei is far far away from Russia and france and brunei never fight.
<Commander Tostito> Kemlin damaged, Bruneia dog ugs found on body of assasseen
<Commander Tostito> dog tugs
<Commander Tostito> !
<Captain Grant> Where is the France?! I KILL!
<Amanda> I don't know what is happening between France and Russia. I only chat wiv my internet friend and suddenly both of you appear
<Commander Tostito> Vott??
<Amanda> I really don't know what is happening
<Amanda> what vott????
<Commander Tostito> Ve meant to speak with franch ambassador
<Captain Grant> We apologise, Brunei ambassador.
<Commander Tostito> No Brunei!
<Amanda> what is ambassador?? what he does??
<Commander Tostito> You cheat us, we speak Brunei last week, NOT GOOD FIGHT
<Captain Grant> He speak to outher coutries for peace.
<Commander Tostito> Brunei ambassador YOU!
<Amanda> ACTUALLY BRUNEI IS A PEACEFUL COUNTRY!!!
<Amanda> IS IT??
<Commander Tostito> YOU ARE fightinh uss now, yus??
<Captain Grant> Not anymore, Ambassador. USA want to attack Brunei. Satellite ytransfer shows troop development on the border.
<Commander Tostito> You fight Russia, you get the horns, bitch.
<Amanda> I don't know....
<Captain Grant> Is true. We save Brunei, fifty dollars.
<Amanda> I am just a student of 14 yearrrrs old
<Captain Grant> You lie...
<Amanda> I lie what?????????
<Commander Tostito> Captain Grant: they not Ambassador??
<Captain Grant> YOU LIE!
<Commander Tostito> Amanada.
<Commander Tostito> My apoogis
<Amanda> yes??
<Commander Tostito> apologis
<Captain Grant> Amanda is not ambassodr of France?
<Commander Tostito> Do you have a contact for the ambassador?
<Commander Tostito> You he secretary vott?/
<Amanda> IT's ok since you r new...
<Commander Tostito> Ve need contact french AND brunei delegates and ambassadors.
<Captain Grant> Amanda is very royal name, fit for a fine ambassador secretary.
<Commander Tostito> USA has new president, last 2 hours!
<Amanda> Oh
<Commander Tostito> Bob Bush!
<Commander Tostito> We need to organise safety for france
<Amanda> So you want to find Brunei's delegates and ambassador??
<Commander Tostito> treaty regulutions
<Commander Tostito> of course ve do, we thought you French delegation!!!!
<Captain Grant> Yes, we must rescue France from Brunei slavery attempts.
<Amanda> BUt Brunei is fighting wiv France???????
<Captain Grant>
<Commander Tostito> covert ops!!
<Captain Grant> DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU DON"T KNOW< WHORE!
<Commander Tostito> Put us onto the secur line
<Captain Grant> We put bomb in your house and kill you dead!
<Commander Tostito> Ve need military access to Junair airbase, defend against americans!
<Amanda> I REALLY DON"T KNOW COZ" I AM JUST 14 YEARS OLD AND R SCHOOLIGN!!
<Amanda> Please don't..........
<Commander Tostito> America ARE BOMBINK!
<Amanda> i'm innocent
<Commander Tostito> Vatch OUT!
<Captain Grant> DUCK!
<Captain Grant> BOOM BOOM BOOM ETC
<Commander Tostito> You must get us the contact to french delegate!
<Captain Grant> The KGB are on their way!
<Amanda> R U TWO REALLY CAPTAIN AND COMMANDER??
<Commander Tostito> Listen to me now, woman!
<Commander Tostito> Of course ve are!!
<Commander Tostito> Listen, I explain
<Amanda> i'm listening
<Commander Tostito> Captain, silence!!!
<Captain Grant> Yes, those are our official titles.
<Commander Tostito> Brunei is fighting France, covert ops
<Captain Grant> We answer only to the Grand Cyclops and Imperial Dragon of Russia.
<Commander Tostito> America has new president
<Commander Tostito> America attacking Brunei because you are perciuved as week
<Amanda> okey go ahead and ask your friend to stop..
<Amanda> then...what happen next
<Commander Tostito> America attackink!
<Amanda> what PERCIUVED AS WEEK??
<Commander Tostito> perceived..as weak
<Amanda> oh okey
<Captain Grant> DO YOU HAVE A BOMB SHELTER?
<Commander Tostito> America ombing BRUNEI AND FRANCE
<Commander Tostito> While you FIGHT EACH OTHER!!!
<Captain Grant> YOU WILL DIE! GET UNDERCOVER!
<Amanda> no i don't have coz' we don't need that
<Captain Grant> DRAPE A MOIST TOWEL OVER YOUR GENITALS!
<Commander Tostito> We need contact with french ambassador, Bob Bush is crazink!
<Captain Grant> BEFORE IT"S TOO LATE!
<Amanda> oh okey i understand to Commander Tostito
<Captain Grant> FRENCH!
<Commander Tostito> HELP US
<Commander Tostito> IT IS matter od ugency
<Amanda> WHAT HAPPEN TO CAPTAIN..... HE KEEPS ON SAYING THAT HE WANTS TO BOMB ME.....
<Commander Tostito> No he does not, he warning you!1
<Captain Grant> I am warning you of the Americans! I only want to helkp Brunei!
<Commander Tostito> His english not as grandd as mein
<Amanda> so what do you want me to do.....
<Commander Tostito> Get us contact with Brunei ambassador1
<Captain Grant> My English is poor, I am a leper migrant.
<Commander Tostito> Wvere is your capital??
<Amanda> BUT HOW??
<Commander Tostito> phone book, HURRY!
<Amanda> IN BELAIT DISTRICT
<Commander Tostito> You could be bombed within five HOURS!
<Amanda> R U SURE???
<Commander Tostito> It is utmost impotant
<Commander Tostito> !
<Amanda> SWEAR!!
<Commander Tostito> I SWEAR!
<Commander Tostito> We are russian delegates, search for a contact number.
<Amanda> I WANT YOU TO SWEAR THAT ALL THE THINGS YOU"D TOLD ME R TRUE
<Commander Tostito> Our authorisation is beta twelve niner
<Captain Grant> We swear on the Book of Russia Magics!
<Commander Tostito> We SWEAR WE ARE TELLINK ZE TRUTH!
<Amanda> OR YOU JUST PRETEND THAT YOU R DELEGATES AND GOSSIP "BOUT THIS THINGS
<Captain Grant> Do you say we lie?
<Commander Tostito> VE need your help, Amanda/
<Amanda> OR THIS IS JUST RUMOURS
<Commander Tostito> You are the only one who can help us defend Brunei
<Amanda> MAYBE AFTERWARD SMALL PROBLEM BECOMES BIG PROBLEM
<Commander Tostito> We have OFFICIAL SIGNED DOCUMENTS VRIGHT HEYA!
<Commander Tostito> It is urgent.
<Amanda> defend brunei??
<Commander Tostito> We were told your number as contact for French delegate!
<Amanda> u mean brunei attacks france??
<Commander Tostito> NO
<Amanda> what then??
<Commander Tostito> Brunei and France are having COLD WAR
<Amanda> France attack Brunei??
<Captain Grant> No, USA atacks Brunei! France must protect you! Russia must protect you!
<Commander Tostito> AMERICANAS WANT TO ATACK FRANCE AND BRUNEI
<Amanda> Oh i see
<Amanda> so....
<Commander Tostito> While you are weak from in-fighting!
<Amanda> what to do??
<Commander Tostito> Ve need contact with brunei ambassador.
<Amanda> I UNDERSTAND NOW AND SO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO??
<Commander Tostito> If you get us him, we can contact french ambassador through him.
<Captain Grant> We need to talk with Brunei Ambassador amanda!
<Captain Grant> We need to president, damn you!
<Commander Tostito> It is impotant!
<Amanda> YOU MEAN YOU WANT THE ICQ NUMBER??
<Commander Tostito> Only french ambassador has ICQ!!
<Commander Tostito> We need you to call Brunei ambassador
<Captain Grant> French! French!
<Commander Tostito> Impotant!!!
<Captain Grant> Are you the French ambassador?
<Amanda> NOPE
<Commander Tostito> Silence, Captain
<Commander Tostito> She is student
<Commander Tostito> We need your help, Amanada, country hangs in balance!!!!!!1
<Commander Tostito> Quickyl!!!!!!!
<Amanda> I AM JUST A STUDENT IN BRUNEI AND ONLY 14 YEARS OLD
<Captain Grant> I am sorry, my commader. Is it time for the suicide pills yet?
<Commander Tostito> yOU MUST HELP US!
<Amanda> HEY! YOU KNOW WHAT MY MOM SAY JUST NOW??
<Commander Tostito> No, Captain, this will not be neccessary.
<Commander Tostito> Vott your mather say?
<Commander Tostito> She know contact??
<Captain Grant> What?
<Amanda> SHE ASK ME NOT TO BELIEVE IN YOU TWO AND SCOLDED ME
<Captain Grant> Your mother franch ambassador?
<Amanda> STUPID LAH
<Commander Tostito> Mather, ve need contact with the ambassadors!
<Captain Grant> There's going to be WORLD-WIDE SCOLDING IN A MINUTE, BABY!
<Amanda> HOW CAN MY MOM R AMBASSADOR
<Commander Tostito> Do not listen, Amanda!
<Commander Tostito> He is stressed!
<Amanda> MAYBE YOU TWO ARE CRAZY??
<Commander Tostito> Ve need you to help us!
<Commander Tostito> Contact ambassador.
<Commander Tostito> Your mather may not believe, but you are Brunei's only hope!!
<Amanda> WHAT"S YOUR ICQ NUMBER??
<Captain Grant> Commander! The base has been infiltrated! USA spies entering the premises! Aiiiiiieeeee! Can't... hold... it... much... longer....
<Captain Grant> AIIIEEEE!
<Commander Tostito> Captain!
<Commander Tostito> I must contact greensboro..
<Commander Tostito> All is lost
<Amanda> I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU ALTHOUGH I"M SCARED
<Commander Tostito> You have ended the peace that lasted so long, Amanda.
<Amanda> WHERE IS YOUR FRIEND??
<Commander Tostito> There is still sum tame
<Commander Tostito> You black heart!
<Commander Tostito> He has been executed.
<Commander Tostito> The USA approach. All is lost......
<Amanda> I DON"T KNOW HOW I CAN BELIEVE YOU
<Commander Tostito> Call ambassador. Access code :
<Amanda> HELP ME
<Commander Tostito> alpha three niner red tango greensboro base under attack
<Amanda> what's that????
<Commander Tostito> Say those vords and nothink more!
<Amanda> WHAT"S THAT
<Commander Tostito> It is code for ambassador!!!!!!
<Commander Tostito> It is impotant
<Amanda> i don't know what's that word
<Amanda> Russian's word??
<Commander Tostito> impotant... impoRtant!
<Amanda> Say to who??
<Commander Tostito> spellink??
<Commander Tostito> Say to Ambassador!!!
<Commander Tostito> Is important, we cannot contact, americans attack phones
<Commander Tostito> We have internet cable, IS ALL!!!!
<Commander Tostito> No intranet contacts with ambassadors, except french
<Commander Tostito> No SECURITY ON INTRANET!
<Commander Tostito> HELP ME!!
<Commander Tostito> The americans are attacking perimeter, I hear weappons fire.
<Amanda> But internet can contact anywhere in the world
<Commander Tostito> It is important, if they catch me before I can speak with delegate all is lost.
<Commander Tostito> ALL IS LOST
<Commander Tostito> Internet can, yes, but SECURITY ON INTRANET IS BAD
<Amanda> BUT I"M NOT DELEGATES
<Commander Tostito> Cannot SEND OFFICIAL STATEMENTS. HACKERS MAY CHEAT THE COUNTRAYS
<Amanda> SO WAT DO YOU SCARED
<Amanda> SO WHAT TO DO NOW?????????
<Commander Tostito> I know YOU are not. You contact delegates for us, cal
<Amanda> HOW??
<Commander Tostito> Perimeter broken.
<Commander Tostito> There is not m8ch time!
<Amanda> WHERE IS YOUR FRIEND??
<Commander Tostito> You must PHONE CALL the BRUNEI AMBASSADOR, GIRL!!!!
<Commander Tostito> MY friend is KILLED, he in bunker on frontline.
<Amanda> I DON"T KNOW HOW TO FIND<MAN??
<Amanda> YOU LIAR
<Commander Tostito> Bob Bush gone crazy, he attacking Germany, Russia, France and Brunei
<Commander Tostito> YOU CALL ME LIAR??
<Commander Tostito> YOU DIE SOON AS WELL.
<Amanda> GOTTA GO NOW
<Amanda> BYE
<Amanda> BYE
<Commander Tostito> You would not help your own country... all is lost....
<Amanda> HAPPY ENDING
<Amanda> DIE DIE DIE LO
<Commander Tostito> happy ending... armageddon....
<Commander Tostito> all is gone
<Commander Tostito> i will die... you will die.. yo mather..
<Commander Tostito> everyone
<Amanda> I WANT TO HELP ONLY IF THE WHOLE THING IS TRUE
<Amanda> BYE BY E BYE
<Amanda> HAPPY DYING
<Commander Tostito> you have ruined all....
<Commander Tostito> happy dying to you too, amanda. you are brave girl
<Commander Tostito> salut
<Commander Tostito> i am sorry you could not help
<Amanda> I
<Amanda> I"M NOT SCARED OF DYING
<Commander Tostito> i hope your death is an honourable one.
<Amanda> THANKS
<Commander Tostito> Farewell, Amanda of Brunei.
<Commander Tostito> Remember me.
<Amanda> YOU SAY YOU HAVE NOT MUCH TIME THEN WHY I STILL CAN CHAT OR GO AROUND??
<Amanda> Beep! Beep!
<Amanda> Beep! Beep!
<Amanda> Beep! Beep!
<Amanda> Beep! Beep!
<Amanda> gg
<Amanda> Beep! Beep!
<Commander Tostito> I have no where else to go. I am awaiting my death, Amanda.
<Commander Tostito> I am getting invitate! good news!!!!
<Amanda> YOU"RE NOT A TRUE COMMANDER>>
<Amanda> YOU DON"T ENTER YOUR TIME OR COUNTRY NAME
<Commander Tostito> Is just ICQ/ HOLD ON, WE COULD BE SAVED!! )))
<Commander Tostito> I AM SO HAPPY.
<Amanda> AND OFCOURSE YOU GOT NO WHERE TO GO COZ' YOU'RE CHATTING WIV ME
<Amanda> STUPID
<Commander Tostito> You are cruel, and you have finished your country into the ground.
<Commander Tostito> I have no where to go. I am in intranet contact services room
<Amanda> Y SHOULD I BELIEVE IN SUCH A STUPID AND CHILDISH STORY OR RUMOURS...
<Commander Tostito> When the americanas contact your television, you will see the truth.
<Amanda> I'M NOT THAT STUPID AND I'M A INTELLIGENT GIRL,MIND YOU.
<Amanda> BLA BLA BLA
<Amanda> STOP THAT NONSENSE
<Commander Tostito> Reports will be through on 30 minutes
<Commander Tostito> you shall see.
<Commander Tostito> You are attackink because you are upset.
<Amanda> WHAT TIME IS THERE NOW??
<Commander Tostito> if you would only call ambassador, all COULD be well!!

Captain Poon enters the chat

<Amanda> HA HA HA HA
<Commander Tostito> Captain Poon, good news??
<Amanda> STUPID RUMOURS ONLY CHILDREN UNDER 1 YEARS OLD CAN BELEIVE
<Captain Poon> CAPTAING POON REPORTING! WHAT IS THE UPDATE, COMMANDER!
<Commander Tostito> Americas attacking in 4.21 hours, Captain
<Amanda> STUPID CAPTAIN IS HERE AGAIN
<Captain Poon> TWENTY ARE DEAD, 19 WOUNDED. IT'S A BATTLEFIELD OUT THERE,SIR!
<Commander Tostito> This girl will not help us.
<Commander Tostito> We are doomed..
<Amanda> STOP WASTING YOUR PRECIOUS TIME....
<Captain Poon> What will we do?! Brunei is doomed!
<Commander Tostito> You insoleny cheater! We have no where else to turn to!!
<Captain Poon> Again? I am Captain Poon.
<Captain Poon> Brunei will fall is affirmative action doesn't take place!
<Commander Tostito> Captain Poon is on other side of Moscow border!
<Amanda> HA HA HA HA
<Commander Tostito> Girl, listen carefully.
<Amanda> CAN'T YOU STOP THAT NONSENCE
<Commander Tostito> We need you to contact Brinei ambassador.
<Amanda> IF YOU CHAT LIKE THIS AGAIN
<Commander Tostito> Is no nonsense, listen GIRL!
<Amanda> I'M GOING TO CLOSE THIS CHAT SESSION
<Captain Poon> Are you the French ambassador?
<Commander Tostito> You must contact him, give him the code I gave you!
<Commander Tostito> You dumb Bruneian.
<Commander Tostito> It was fun.
<Amanda> REPEAT THE CODE AGAIN PLS........
<Commander Tostito> You will die from the 'BANG BANG
<Captain Poon> The code! The code!
<Commander Tostito> tHEY ARE COMING UP THE ONRAMP!
<Amanda> HA HA DON'T LIE YOU CAPTAIN POON
<Amanda> I'VE FOUND OUT THAT YOU'RE CAPTAIN GRANT WHO 'D JUST CHAT WIV ME.....
<Captain Poon> Vott is trhe code? I need it to start the nuclear warheads!
<Captain Poon> Who is Captain Grant? Is he in my redgiment?
<Commander Tostito> Captain GRANT!
<Commander Tostito> You are alive!
<Amanda> YOUR ACT HAS FAILED.....
<Commander Tostito> MY LONG LOST SON!!!!!!
<Captain Poon> I'm alive!
<Captain Poon> Gimme a big ol' bang in the butt, papa!
<Commander Tostito> Hm... isn't it amazing how even the most brutal fake wars can turn out for the best?
<Commander Tostito> Now piss off, Brunei retard
<Amanda> I'M ASKING YOU THE CODE AND YOU ASK ME BACK THE CODE
<Commander Tostito> He ask ME the code, stupid voman!
<Amanda> STUPID, DUMP PEOPLE......
<Commander Tostito> You're the idiot
<Amanda> I'M GOING TO OFF
<Amanda> BYE GUYS
<Captain Poon> The code is: Brunei Butt-Slut takes the Bacon! Yell it as loud as you can, for the love of Christ!
<Commander Tostito> I think most non-psychotic bipedal life forms would agree.
<Commander Tostito> Heehee!!!
<Amanda> HEY
<Captain Poon> BUTT SLUT TAKES BACON!
<Amanda> NICE RUMOURS YOU'D MADE
<Commander Tostito> Hey what?? You have to request an audience before you can adress delegates, you know!
<Commander Tostito> Look in the phonebook... call the Tsar!!!!
<Amanda> I'M GOING TO SCHOOL AND TELL ALL MY FRIENDS AND THEY'RE GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU TWO
<Commander Tostito>
<Captain Poon> Not as much as we've laughed at you, I'm sure.
<Commander Tostito> HahahaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Captain Poon> Bye bye, butt-slut.
<Commander Tostito> HIGH 5
<Captain Poon> Shazam.
<Captain Grant> That was spur-of-the-moment magic.
<Captain Poon> You'd better save this mofo.
<Commander Tostito> I'll send you the whole history, brutha
<Commander Tostito> Disconnect, I'll save this log as seperate, then we can start a new chat and keep fishing
<Commander Tostito> We can have cancer next.
<Captain Poon> Gotcha.

posted 03-26-2000 10:01 AM            

were is the cancer one???

posted 03-27-2000 01:15 AM            

Have you guys ever checked out www.baiting.org ?

posted 03-27-2000 06:27 AM            

The game N64 'Wrestlemania 2000' has a cage match, and a brutal looking move where you throw your opponent into the cage... I was playing Owen for about 3 hours when we were drunk and it was the only move I used.