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Author
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Topic: French People
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Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-21-2000 02:11 AM
 
"French people are smelly. They wash roughly once a month and hardly ever shave.
I know, I saw one once.
He was an unshaven streetside artist speaking french to nobody in particular and he smelt like shit.Therefore, French people suck." THE END
This is my thesis on the subject 'What is wrong with today's society'. It is a work in progress.
-Any teachers here, what kind of a grade can I be expecting?
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spam pilot
Monkey
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posted 03-21-2000 02:45 AM
You forgot to mention that they eat frogs, wich is kind of disgusting, and that they are mean to poor harmless tourist who don't speak french.
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Captain Grant
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-21-2000 03:02 AM
Also, when Colonel Jupiter went to France, she was bombarded with French rocks and intimidated by small children and bizarre belt-dances, the horrors of which I fear to go into.
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Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-21-2000 03:09 AM
Those are some good points, thankyou, I'll think on them.
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Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 03-21-2000 04:33 AM
I hope you aren't grouping in French Canadians alongside these "smelly" people.
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Colonel Jupiter
Monkey
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posted 03-21-2000 04:42 AM
They did! They did!!! But apart from that it was great. The dirty hobos and peddlers trying to sell you stolen property. (I bought some off them though  )
But France is cool. I didn't shower on the plane....am I a hobo??------------------
Capes- they help people to fly.
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Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-21-2000 04:47 AM
Get your red face out of our forum.  It definitely includes French Canadians now, because I am in the mood for a fight.
French Canadians are the smelliest of them all.
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Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-21-2000 04:50 AM
Yes, Colonel, it makes you a hobo.My apologies. It's time for a... shower.
This way to the gas chambers.
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Katya
Monkey
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posted 03-21-2000 11:49 AM
when did you go to france damn it, i could have met you over there for lunch or something...
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Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 03-21-2000 01:14 PM
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Spaz
Monkey
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posted 03-21-2000 03:17 PM
Hey *chippy, you forgot to include those consistantly evil Germans in that thesis, and for good merit how about Mexican boys. Any thoughts? Here's a thought: Lighten up.
Let's try for two thoughts: Fuck you. Those anger management classes are really coming along! * It is my understanding the word chippy means 'Revered one' in Chekoslavakian, 'God' in Maltese, and 'Superior member of the male sex' in Arabia. [This message has been edited by Tostito (edited 03-21-2000).]
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celticcalm
Monkey
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posted 03-21-2000 03:21 PM
"Just off to KILL a Frenchman with some cheese and a baggette."
[Seems to be a bit of a trend to take the Killing part of WWYK? literaly latley, I might as well join in. ]
[This message has been edited by celticcalm (edited 03-21-2000).]
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Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-21-2000 08:26 PM
Literaly lately, that's quite the mouthful.I don't like this Spaz guy, either. 'chippy' had something to do with that. Are there any decent newbies on earth??
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exile_11
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-21-2000 10:50 PM
French Canadian???????????Whats with all the bullshit these days? French Canadian, African American............What no one proud of where they're from; gotta have a foot in two camps? 
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Exile; Latin Australian....Latin lover, Australian by birth.
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Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 03-22-2000 03:36 AM
You're one to talk! Latin Australian...oh, please!  As for you, Tostito......if I ever see a French Canadian around again I'll keep you posted.
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Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-22-2000 06:17 AM
Hmmmmm...that must make me a Spanish/Scottish/French/German/English Australian then!!!  Any comments, Exile, Tostito?
(Latin Lover hey?) CC...what sort of cheese? LOL
*Falls for the bait!* [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 03-22-2000).]
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FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-22-2000 06:37 AM
I'm Idiot American. 
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Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 03-22-2000 09:50 AM
I have a confession to make. I maybe going in to the heart of Quebec this weekend. don't hate.
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FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-22-2000 10:05 AM
If you come back wearing a beret, acting snooty and carrying a baggette, we might just have "re-culturalize" you, if ya's catch my drift...
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celticcalm
Monkey
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posted 03-22-2000 07:20 PM
*swings a nice piece of camonbert in front of Lotus!, while holding a lead filled baggette behind him*:grrr
....By the way French Canadians are a great bunch of lads and lassies.....I hope Quebec goes for independace again some day, put the place on the map. ------------------
Spare change?
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Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-22-2000 07:34 PM
So, CC, would you be a French-Irishman then?
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Katya
Monkey
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posted 03-23-2000 05:14 AM
the reason they are called french canadians is just because they are canadians who speak french as their first language...its just because there is alot of them that they have named themselves/been named french canadians...
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Katya
Monkey
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posted 03-23-2000 05:17 AM
that bloodhoundgang clip for the bad touch is hilarious, the part where there is 2 french fags eating french fries then they knock them out by hitting them over the head with baggettes, classics comidy...------------------
§wissmis§
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Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-23-2000 05:33 AM
2 gay frenchmen being beaten up with bagettes is classic comedy?I was thinking, like, Larry Curley and Moe, that sort of stuff.
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Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 03-23-2000 05:38 AM
Hey, screw you, celticcam! You wouldn't like it if a bunch of Americans decided they just wanted to up and leave....oh yeah, THAT ALREADY HAPPENED, didn't it? It sure would put them on the map, all right, with every Anglo in the province getting treated like crap. Oh, you Americans think if the world is falling apart around you but everything's hunky-dorey in your nation that it doesn't affect you. 
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Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-23-2000 05:53 AM
RockJock, you ass! CC is not only a well liked regular, he is also IRISH. I believe an apology may well be in order, soap-box dude.
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Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-23-2000 05:56 AM
Rockjock...(WHOA, where did THIS all come from?!) Hey hey, tame it down a bit!
celticcalm is NOT an American!
Ease up on the agro mate.  CC...mmmmmmmmmm...CAMEMBERT! Ooooh la la...what's that behind your back??? T H W A A A C K ! ! ! hehehe... [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 03-23-2000).]
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FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-23-2000 06:35 AM
Not everything is hunky-dory in America, but we like it that way.
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Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-23-2000 01:30 PM
Just for the record: I don't like it that way, but I've resigned myself to the fact that it ain't gonna get any better.
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celticcalm
Monkey
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posted 03-23-2000 02:40 PM
I gave an opinion Rockjock......yeah a really radical one at that.
BTW, as others have said i'm not an American, so if your in the mood for some American bashing, find someone who cares.
Britt, yeah, i'm a bit French-Irish allright, one of the few people here that aren't just Irish, peroid. ------------------
Spare change?
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Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 03-23-2000 02:57 PM
I have a confession I love Canada. Universal Health care and Degrassi Junior High are both premiere achievements of the modern world. And France, well Frances gave us Jean Luc Godard and Catherine Deneuve and there ain’t nothing wrong with that.------------------
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SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-24-2000 12:27 AM
quote:
I don't know Llyod, the French are assholes!
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Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-24-2000 02:31 AM
Damnitt... I forgot about the Jean Luc Picard connection. I am a star trek fan!I guess I'll have to ditch my thesis and concede defeat.
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Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 03-24-2000 08:14 AM
Irish? IRISH??? An even better example of retarded separation! You have two factions fighting, Protestant and Catholic. What is this, a war over bingo? Give me a break.I refuse to apologize. celticcam is wrong, period.
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FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-24-2000 08:33 AM
Uh, Rockjock, I don't think it's a matter of right or wrong (I'm not even really sure what the arguement here is) but just a joke. It's cool. everyone gets ribbed for all sorts of inappropriate things here. Just the way it goes.
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Hello, Newman
Chimp with diapers
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posted 03-24-2000 08:59 AM
So, most of you people are American, right? Well you don't have to live next to the French! We're even joined to them now! Stupid tunnel.
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Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 03-24-2000 09:16 AM
Hello, Newman;I am Australian. So is Captain Grant.
Any Australian jokes and you die.
Welcome to the Table.
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Katya
Monkey
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posted 03-24-2000 12:10 PM
funny stuff brother dearNewman, I am from australia also...
nothing against you in particular, I`ve never welcomed anyone before and I dont intend to start now, the fact that I welcome you or not is not going to make a difference to the fact that you are here, and thats all that matters isn`t it... ciao ------------------
§wissmis§
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Jonny Rocket
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 03-24-2000 12:43 PM
Kayta,
that was bit of a welcome.
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celticcalm
Monkey
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posted 03-24-2000 03:06 PM
Look Rockjock, if you think you are going to draw me into a heated political/cultural debate you are mistaken. This is a light-hearted thread. So please, stop trying to make me angry by trying to belittle my culture and country so vengefully.
Lets just forget it, apologies and all.
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