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chaZ · Kingpin Of The Monkey Farm Joined: 17 Apr 2000 Posts: 275

. . . and who can blame them? We had a total traffic surge and found this rather nice write up on an Italian Website. One problem. . . It is in Italian - Hard to understand, but still cool.

Go here to check it out http://news2000.iol.it/index_attualita.jhtml

and if you dying to know exactly what it says translate the page on http://www.babelfish.altavista.com

They are the first to take notice of the different deaths that we do for all the different episodes. I guess all of our efforts haven't been wasted Rocket

Now let us all take a pause to pat ourselves on the Back
Pat Pat Pat

Woo Hoo or as they say in Italy . . . What do they say in Italy Slacker anyway?

Tostito · Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2000 12:32 am Post subject:

I heard about an Italian exchange student with mafia connections and a perchance for trumpet joints.

Pez · Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2000 11:16 am Post subject:

Quater pounder with cheese.....uh wait...wrong thing...think I'll remain silent from here on in.
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big daddy d · Monkey Joined: 20 Dec 1998 Posts: 1281 Location: paulsux

Fucking Italian. All I got was Jennifer Anniston and Who Would You Kill.

Then the fucking english wouldn't open.

Rockjock · Monkey Joined: 05 Mar 2000 Posts: 2560

quote:
And therefore you will be able to try the feeling of liberarvi of Fonzie (ve the remembered ones), the gradasso with the black leather jacket Happy Days, than at the moment it has caught up quota 483 cyberkiller. Thoughts that instead the most disliked of the same television series have turned out Joanie, the sister of Richie. And who it would have never imagined that she could attirarsi therefore many enemies?

This was spewed out of the AltaVista translator. You ain't missing much, big daddy.

[This message has been edited by Rockjock (edited 08-14-2000).]

Jonny Rocket · Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2000 6:51 am Post subject:

I don't feel that special, the Italians like every one.

Il conte Jac · Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2000 6:59 am Post subject:

Well... i'm italian but it seems to me that i don't post anything in italian... it's unuseful if nobody 'bout italians undestand me....

Well... nothing more to say.... for today ;D
Jac
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Vance · Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2000 8:27 am Post subject:

[B]. . . and who can blame them? We had a total traffic surge and found this rather nice write up on an Italian Website. One problem. . . It is in Italian - Hard to understand, but still cool.

Yep...HARD to understand. WHY Italians keep posting messages in their own language? I Understand Italian since I'm from CH, and I have many Italian friends, but WHY posting in a language which is almost incomprehensible?

Woo Hoo or as they say in Italy . . . What do they say in Italy Slacker anyway?

Slacker · ZooKeeper Joined: 13 Jan 1999 Posts: 8042 Location: Texas

yay italy.

umm non compisca italian

i think thats right, but hey i am also a wanker.
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big daddy d · Monkey Joined: 20 Dec 1998 Posts: 1281 Location: paulsux

Italy does suck.

Il conte Jac · Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2000 6:12 am Post subject:

bdd... are you sure you not have italians grand-parents.... ahahahahahaha

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Il conte Jac · Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2000 4:01 am Post subject:

Si Falange peccato che se la tirino!

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Falange Rimini · Chimp With Diapers Joined: 27 Aug 2000 Posts: 2

For Big daddy
I'm Italian and you woldn't say that words if you saw italian girls

Britt · ZooKeeper Joined: 08 Mar 1999 Posts: 7076 Location: USA

So, Italian girls don't suck? Too bad for you Italian guys, eh?

Colonel Jupiter · Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2000 10:52 am Post subject:

Badum Ching.
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Nick Zbu · Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2000 10:54 am Post subject:

You know, since Italy knows of us, they will rip us off. It's a common fact.

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Il conte Jac · Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2000 4:22 am Post subject:

Rip....? I think we had to rape you!?

IHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(Three.. the perfect number...the woman is perfectly conformated... three holes ! )
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Charles · Chimp With Diapers Joined: 20 Aug 2000 Posts: 19

i think... i think, just maybe, i'd like an apology for that, you greasy, odd, sick little fuck.

Slacker · ZooKeeper Joined: 13 Jan 1999 Posts: 8042 Location: Texas

Italian women..

ahh the memories.

hey il conte jac, would you care to export a couple of your fine young italian honeys to the lone star state for myself?
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Il conte Jac · Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2000 5:59 am Post subject:

Are you talking to me....?

Apologies for say the truth..... ahahahaha
Women often don't know that they are sitting on her fortune....
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Il conte Jac · Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2000 6:00 am Post subject:

Wellllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure we could arriva to a common profict if we could discuss better the terms...

We could exchange these "goods"

I'll send truly gorgeous mediterranean girls for some of yours cutiest chicks of the Monkey farm!

Let's deal!
Ahahahahahhahahahaa
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Slacker · ZooKeeper Joined: 13 Jan 1999 Posts: 8042 Location: Texas

profit?
fuck profit just send me your women!!!!
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Il conte Jac · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2000 5:57 am Post subject:

No
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Il conte Jac · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2000 5:58 am Post subject:

I've never signed this kind of one-way contracts!

And i'll not begin today!

No way... you can find yourself a different distributor!
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Slacker · ZooKeeper Joined: 13 Jan 1999 Posts: 8042 Location: Texas

the irony in it all is i never asked you to do it, i told you to do it.
No contracts needed, except for the one i signed to get my concealed handgun license.

now get cracking!!!
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Il conte Jac · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2000 5:50 am Post subject:

But i have ready here a truly stunning and wonfderful contract and a freight train full of gorgeous and horny chicks only for you...

I need only a little sign with your blood over this little contract...

No known sides effects!

(In this life!)
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Slacker · ZooKeeper Joined: 13 Jan 1999 Posts: 8042 Location: Texas

i dont sign shit, see i dont need to. I tell you to do something and you do it.

simple as that. If not some of my friends from the south come and pay you a visit.

and if you are lucky you might get to go for a nice swim...
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Il conte Jac · Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2000 6:01 am Post subject:

I have friends too here....

And i can't swim but this is not a problem!

The problem is if you can swim well with a good pair of concrete boots and a fashionable dresse made of steel chains well covered with fish food....

Ahahahahahahahahahhaa

I have a good place here for you... my "friends" are building a pretty bridge here... there just a place vacant for you...!
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Slacker · ZooKeeper Joined: 13 Jan 1999 Posts: 8042 Location: Texas

i particuallry like bridges. Just make sure I have a good view..
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exile · Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2000 10:58 am Post subject:

Hmmmmmmm, let me see; Texas Rangers vs the Sopranos.

Come si dice.................my money's on the Sopranos.

Then again, I do have Italian heritage and those violin cases are way cool.
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