I just put that there to get you to look at this post. It worked.
Anyhoo~~is there any chance you guys would have a "Death to Characters in Great Literature" section? We all have "Great Works of Western Literature" that we've been forced into reading for school or just some characters we've been unfortunate enough to come across in our readings that deserve to die a slow and hideous death.
For example, I would LOVE to hand Heathcliff form "Wuhtering Heights" his own entrails after he's been gutted by a rabid hedgehog. Or on a simpler level, what about Hansel form "Hansel and Gretle." I say let the witch eat the little bastard!
You could even do a Author Death of the Week. I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who are willing to see Daniel Steel or that "Raindow Six" guy get theirs.
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