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laz ZooKeeper	posted 03-10-2002 09:07 PM Kissing Cousins Awww how sweet. A website for the people who like to make weird looking babies. Ewww, I just found this in 'Ask Aunt Kate': quote: Dear Auntie Kate, Hello, I am a 16 year old male teenager and I have a 12 year old cousin. And I need some really good advice. I am and had been sexually attracted to my cousin. I have urges to do things with her. I really want to touch her in ways but I am afraid that I'll get in trouble because she might tell her mom. What should I do? Should I tell her? How? And How do I get her interested in me? Please please help me Kate. Thank you very much. Confused Kid Confused kid or paedophile? You decide...
catapault007 Monkey	posted 03-10-2002 09:59 PM That is so wrong on many levels...at least wait until shes 14 years old..geesh
Ceramic Weasel Monkey	posted 03-10-2002 10:20 PM Scientifically speaking, you're more likely to make a retarded baby [] by screwing a cousin from your dads side of the family. Back in the old days, sisters would pair their children up in order to keep any inheritence "In the family", so it's more likely than not everyone has a little incest in the family tree. It's amazing what useful inbreeding tips you pick up in History. ------------------ Pop! Goes the weasel.
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-10-2002 11:15 PM This isn't a topic about the Royals?
Gypsy Monkey	posted 03-13-2002 01:28 AM ROFLMAO , damn funny Nick . ------------------ LIFE IS BUT A FLEETING MOMENT IN TIME , ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-13-2002 08:40 AM You mean it isn't? Aw, damn, and I was going to post the latest episode of 'Prince Charles, Host of Mothra...' quote: Somewhere in London... ONLOOKER: Oi! Some rapscallion has stolen the Crown Jewels! Call out the SAS and various other British authorities that officially don't exist! PRINCE CHARLES: No need! Stand back, fair citizen and allow me to pursue! Grabbing his belt buckle on which is emblazoned a giant moth, Charles starts to glow until his ears stretch out and start to flap, providing lift and lifting his now puny body into the air.... Meanwhile, on the A20.... THIEF: Ha ha! Now I have finally escaped! Thanks to the exchange rate, these jewels should buy me a house in America or a milkshake in North Wales... CHARLES: En Garde, thief! THIEF: Bloody fucking hell! Charles the Mothra-Eared Prince of Wales...ing on criminal ass! CHARLES: The same! Now I shall show you British PAIN!! Picking up the rusted Mini from the fast lane, Charles plucks the jewel bag out of the passenger seat with an earlobe and flaps his ears quickly to gain speed. THIEF: Cursed, foiled again! CHARLES: Now, your punishment: you shall be banished to the land of thieves and evil. THIEF: Canada? CHARLES: No, Scotland. Hold on, this is going to hurt a lot. THIEF: Oi! While the Scottish are good and even picky about money matters, to call them thieves is just mean and leads to-- CHARLES: That's interesting. Charles whips the car away into the distance. A few hours later, at Buckingham Palace.... CHARLES: And that's how I saved the world, Mummy. ELIZABETH: Excellent. Now, to keep saving the world. Andrew, can you please stop that shootout with your supersonic whining power? All laugh while Andrew cries and runs away. THE END. [This message has been edited by Nick Zbu (edited 03-13-2002).]
catapault007 Monkey	posted 03-13-2002 10:11 AM I'm sure what Nick said was trivial, boring and a feeble attempt at humor like always. Not that Im ever going to read it to find out or even care to find out.
Ishtar Monkey	posted 03-13-2002 11:56 AM Mothra, such a good name ------------------ My middle name could be danger......but it's john
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-13-2002 02:29 PM quote: Originally posted by catapault007: I'm sure what Nick said was trivial, boring and a feeble attempt at humor like always. Not that Im ever going to read it to find out or even care to find out. But not as boring and dumb as stealing names and passwords and using them as 'humour,' eh Tostito? Next time, could you make it look a little less pathetic? Honestly, this is quite unbecoming to a moderator.
Tostito ZooKeeper	posted 03-13-2002 05:41 PM You know that you look like a fucking idiot every time you claim I'm someone else, right?
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-13-2002 07:30 PM Live with it. You've done it multiple times before in the past.
Tostito ZooKeeper	posted 03-13-2002 09:58 PM Once, and you still look like a fucking idiot.
catapault007 Monkey	posted 03-14-2002 09:28 AM Why the hell did you steal my password tostito you stupid fuck? OK now that i appeased Zbu for one fleet moment, I find it amusing that Zbu thinks only one person here hates him. Truth is theres a long line of Zbu bashers around these parts and Im one of them. I find his attempts at humor to be lame on a good day and mostly pathetic the other 99.9% of the time. Case in Point that lame ass thread in the Lotus Position about me, If you look at all whos posted there youll see dj about 15 times and yourself...there is one post from me there but it wasnt because i felt a strong urge to post. I just think its funny to give people a stiffy on the internet by absolutely making their day by having my name gracing their stupid ass threads. You bore me to tears Nick.
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-14-2002 12:47 PM Sure, 'Cata,' anything you say. Oh, and the next time try not to make your sudden changes of heart so damn predictable.
Tostito ZooKeeper	posted 03-14-2002 01:00 PM It's funny how when anyone hates Zbu's boring guts, it was somehow a sudden change of heart. Speaking for myself, I always found you stale, but couldn't be bothered starting anything with a moderator for no good reason. And let's face it, you're a little too stupid to be anything more than just annoying. After PFG went skitzotronic, I had a tasty reason, and it took you months of veiled references and chicken shittery before banning me from your forum. I don't get your weird panicky defiance when someone doesn't like you or contradicts you. I can just visualise the brow sweat as you type. The condescension you give as reply in such instances always rings pretty damned hollow.
Ceramic Weasel Monkey	posted 03-14-2002 08:54 PM I thought all you guys were finished with the Zbu bashing. It feels like you're still posting the same old stuff you were all posting last year. Let it go already, sheesh. It was a successful attempt at a little light humour in my opinion. Anyone who disagrees simply doesn't need to post a reply. I don't know why you all seem so eager to go out of your way to hit on something you supposedly think is unworthy of your attention. ------------------ Pop! Goes the weasel.
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-14-2002 11:11 PM quote: Originally posted by Tostito: I don't get your weird panicky defiance when someone doesn't like you or contradicts you. I can just visualise the brow sweat as you type. The condescension you give as reply in such instances always rings pretty damned hollow. God, you are a delusional little virgin fuck, aren't you? Trying to guess what I am, all the while bleating on. You want to know the truth? People put up with you. They don't like you, they never have. Your little attempt at humor has been stretched as thin as you claim my talent has. And it's so damn sad to realize that you have become what you claim I am. The greater majority of moderators around here realize exactly what you are. I've had the pleasure of having them tell me in person what they think of you and what you do: a sneaky little bastard who cons people into a false sense of security then bashes them for no reason and claims it's humor. It isn't, my friend, and never has been. The only thing funny about you is your childish behavior. In fact, you are amusing me right now, the way I'm winding you up and you are coming back with your overblown conclusions. Especially the way you took this discussion out of the moderator's forum where I tried to spare your sad attempt at dignity. I don't know why I bothered to get the Gods to toss you out. They're probably entertained by a lonely geek like you trying to make yourself laugh by stealing passwords. And who tries to get my goat by doing so. You're not even good at that! You're not good at a lot of things. So save your energy. Next time when you try to get my attention, ask. It's getting damn sad when you need to hide behind another identity to get at me. Sad, sad, sad. I wonder why I even bother to dirty my hands with your carcass.
Tostito ZooKeeper	posted 03-15-2002 12:00 AM I'd love to find out what constitutes a 'majority' in your mind, you silly tool, because at last count the majority of moderators didn't care whether you stayed or left after your melodramatic little poll in the moderator forum, of which you procceeded to ignore the (lack of) results when not one person asked you to stay. As for me wanting your attention; You started this, seemingly for my attention, because I can't see what else you got for your trouble. I've given you a wide berth for a damned long time because, to be perfectly honest, your delusions are startling, and I'm not the only one who thinks so. "I don't know why I bothered to get the Gods to toss you out." I have no words to express the stupidity of this statement. I honestly think that maybe you're confused because crap people happen to be in the majority now, and these same people happen to like you. Do you think the gods could name any of the patrons of Lotus Position or your desperate forum? I doubt it. I don't think you can accurately quantify your official standing on these boards simply because you flirt with middle aged ugly chicks whose friendship you leeched from Lotus, and whom no one that's been here for a long time cares about even slightly. Just stop embarrassing yourself in front of the real people. The only reason you're still on WWYK is because the gods don't care enough about you either way to get rid of you. This, unlike your nonsense, is fact.
Tostito ZooKeeper	posted 03-15-2002 12:06 AM By the way, it's pretty lame that a lot of what you say in the open is a carbon copy of what I say to you in the moderator's forum. Is this some kind of insane retroactive defense that makes you feel clever, or what? I'm not delusional in the slightest, and making this a "No, YOU are" slap fight by repeating me makes you petty. The majority of moderators can see this. CW I really don't get you lately. It wasn't an attempt at light humour, Zbu posted a big lame arsed theory thread in the moderator forum. You say it's not your home anymore, refer to 'last year'. The fact is, you don't know what's going on any more. None of this involves you. This doesn't make you stupid in any way, it's just simple fact. I have no idea why you would form an opinion on anything that's happening. In my book, you're a decent guy and welcome back, but what do you have to do with anything?
FatJohnny ZooKeeper	posted 03-15-2002 06:09 AM I think he meant the 'Somewhere In London' post that catapult commented on.
Tostito ZooKeeper	posted 03-15-2002 06:42 AM My bad. I didn't even read this thread untill you referenced it when Zbub posted in the moderator forum, didn't see that part. Still though, what I said stands, in regards to the Zbu bashing aspect. Seeings how Zbu started it and no one's bothered arguing with Nick since he proved his worthlessness months ago. [This message has been edited by Tostito (edited 03-15-2002).]
Jogger Monkey	posted 03-15-2002 11:18 AM I took the time to read it. But, what could anyone really say. It's none of our business really. I love it when you guys bring the dirt from out of the Mods Forum. Like a little soap opera.
djgaming Monkey	posted 03-15-2002 08:30 PM I know that it's a fact that the scripts that Nick Zbu posts are a welcome part of this forum. They add humor over all and show a great deal of creativity and focus. Unfortunatly we can't say the same about the whinning you put us through Catapault. To make an already long story short,if you can't say something positive Catapault,SHADUP! As for you Tostito your leading people into a false sense of security and then bashing them is true I and others can vouch for that. I've already posted about this matter and the fact that this is a public forum that you and Catapault may be jeopardizing with your selfish, bullish, behaviour.
djgaming Monkey	posted 03-15-2002 08:47 PM "Now where are me bloody gloves"LoL
djgaming Monkey	posted 03-15-2002 08:51 PM Thats right boys,three in row! That got your attention,give it a rest!
Ceramic Weasel Monkey	posted 03-15-2002 09:08 PM Well Catapult actually started it, most of that was to him. The fact that this has turned into another Tostito vs. Zbu pissing contest was probably Zbu's doing. All i'm saying is i can't believe you two are still at it. You guys were saying the same old shite last year. "You're a repetative moron" "You're an immature punk kid" Yes, we GET IT. We all know you don't like each other, that's great, congratulations. There are lots of people i don't like on these forums, but i just ignore them. All was going well until Catapult stired up shit. It's been done before, try something new. ------------------ Pop! Goes the weasel.
Ceramic Weasel Monkey	posted 03-15-2002 09:12 PM quote: Thats right boys,three in row! That got your attention,give it a rest! quote: There are lots of people i don't like on these forums, but i just ignore them A perfect example. I didn't even realize dj had posted anything, i've become that used to ignoring the guy. ------------------ Pop! Goes the weasel.
laz ZooKeeper	posted 03-15-2002 09:53 PM One more nasty comment from anyone in this thread you get edited and the thread gets closed. I'm sick of everyone bringing their shit into this forum. Fuck off.
Tostito ZooKeeper	posted 03-16-2002 12:27 AM Not even about djgaming? CW, fair enough I guess. I should point out that this time it's more that you came in at the wrong time in the cycle of Zbu/Tostito, rather than the two of us having been at each other's throats all this time. I've actually been showing remarkable restrain in return for cookies from Rocket.
djgaming Monkey	posted 03-16-2002 06:12 AM I get edited because I'm speshul. [This message has been edited by laz (edited 03-19-2002).]
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-18-2002 02:20 PM ahem I would also like to note that I tried to take this into the moderator forum where it could be handled with some degree of sanity. Guess who brought it out here. That's my final word on it. I do apologize to Laz for ruining her thread. I'm sorry, Laz.

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