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Author
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Topic: It's all about me
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Britt ZooKeeper
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posted 10-26-2000 04:33 PM
I am a bitch.Would anyone like to sling anything else at me? I'd like to see what you've got. |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 10-26-2000 11:08 PM
You are Tostito's Mother.  Sorry, that was too mean. Now excuse me while I get chastised for starting a fight. ------------------ "Now back to your regularly scheduled tangent..." |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 10-27-2000 05:15 AM
You're a poo-poo head. And you smell funny. Probably 'cause of the poo-poo in your head.Poo-poo head. |
Jogger Monkey
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posted 10-27-2000 05:38 AM
I'm sorry BRITT. I like you. |
Britt ZooKeeper
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posted 10-27-2000 10:48 AM
Thanks, Jogger. After a bumpy start, I'm actually warming up to you too. |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 10-27-2000 10:54 AM
You don't know the difference between conchoidal fracture and subangular cleavage! Shows you... |
Beep Monkey
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posted 10-27-2000 07:58 PM
Big words....hurt....my face face..Britt is a quadraplegic.  |
Spike Monkey
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posted 10-28-2000 12:43 AM
Britt is a little person, she can't reach the counter in stores, and no one lets her in bars because she's 3 feet tall. She talks in a high pitched voice, too. |
exile_11 Monkey
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posted 10-28-2000 01:39 AM
quote: Originally posted by Rockjock: You don't know the difference between conchoidal fracture and subangular cleavage! Shows you...
What the fuck do breasts have to do with this thread? Unless, of course, you are intimating that Britt has a subangular cleavage. You'd better post photos of you in those bikinis Britt. Just so we can disprove that theory. |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 10-28-2000 12:03 PM
Those were geologic terms, you kangaroo-riding git! Oh, wait, it's Britt we should be attacking, eh?  exile's right. Show us some boobage, crater-chest. |
Britt ZooKeeper
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posted 10-30-2000 05:59 PM
Heh, heh...we'll see.  Spike, 5'7" really isn't all that short...is it? |
Spike Monkey
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posted 10-30-2000 10:34 PM
Here liiiittle person, here liiiiittle person, I've got some funny shoes and a stupid hat for you to wear. |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 10-31-2000 05:13 AM
Don't do it! He'll shoot you out of a cannon!!! |
Spike Monkey
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posted 10-31-2000 05:49 AM
Never trust a D.J, deary, he's just jealous because he wants to be mocked and dressed up in silly clothes and kicked in the face like all little people should be. Now come on little one, look at the bells on your stupid hat! You LOVE bells, all little people love bells! Come ON! Look at the curley toes! Curley TOES! |
Britt ZooKeeper
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posted 10-31-2000 12:12 PM
he he...careful, Spike, or I'll kick you in your 6'3" ass. |
manic_224 Monkey
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posted 10-31-2000 12:40 PM
i'm a whole foot smaller than spike stupid small manic. |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 11-01-2000 11:37 PM
Manic is a little person too. She has pudgy fingers and a long head. |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 11-02-2000 06:15 AM
Maybe she should change her name to 'Schlitsie'. |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 11-02-2000 08:55 AM
Here we go! Schlitzie! |
Britt ZooKeeper
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posted 11-02-2000 01:24 PM
FJ knows all the cool people.
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Colonel Jupiter Monkey
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posted 11-04-2000 01:08 AM
What are you talking about? That was FJ. |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 11-04-2000 05:43 AM
Yeah. Before the eyebrow surgery. |
Pez Monkey
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posted 11-04-2000 11:31 AM
FJ you're too cool for us. In your Clown Clothes. You're hip with the times and will always be.Eyebrow surgery? So you got a unibrow now?  |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 11-04-2000 11:20 PM
Britt wish I was 5'7", same as me Manic , I just say good things come in small packages ------------------ Gypsy...I'm a wanderer, yea, a wanderer...my hands roam around & round & round & round!!! |
manic_224 Monkey
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posted 11-05-2000 12:42 PM
tostito, i'm short, but i aint no freak. my head is a perfectly normal roundish shape and my fingers are long and thin. i don't have pudgy fingers! i dont' have pudgy fingers![This message has been edited by manic_224 (edited 11-05-2000).] |