posted 10-20-2000 04:02 PM            

Fun Things to do in the Elevator!

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "shut up, dammit, all of your just shut up!"

Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" over and over and over...

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

Meow occasionally.

Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say "oops".

Show other passengers a wound and ask it if looks infected.

Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

Walk on with a cooler that "Human Head" on the side.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the car.

Burp, and then say, "Mmmmmm, tasty."

Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.

Say "Ding!" at each floor.

Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body!"

Make explosion noises whenever anyone pushes a button.

posted 10-20-2000 11:26 PM            

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"Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it."

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posted 10-22-2000 07:50 AM            

start to shake uncontrollably.

put a box the corner before anyone comes into the lift, and then when someone does come in say, 'do you hear ticking?'

stand in the corner facing the wall and grunt when it stops at your floor.

when the doors open, pretend you're hit by a force field and can't get off.

press the button for the top floor and say 'i tried to kill myself yesterday, but that building wasn't high enough'.

keep the doors open, saying you're waiting for a friend, then after a while let the doors close and say, 'hey gary, glad you could meet me'.

walk on with an actual human head.

drop a pen, then when someone goes to pick it up shout 'THATS MINE!'.

when theres only one other person on the lift, pat them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

posted 10-23-2000 05:27 PM            

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press the button for the top floor and say 'i tried to kill myself yesterday, but that building wasn't high enough'.

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