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Roz_27 Monkey	posted 10-02-2000 10:59 PM Starting wednesday morning I am going to have the apartment to myself for three whole days while me dad is in the States... Somewhere. Any suggestions for how I'm to keep myself entertained?
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 10-03-2000 03:54 AM Throw a wild boozy party (and invite us all)?
FatJohnny ZooKeeper	posted 10-03-2000 06:09 AM One word: Porno.
Jonny Rocket KingPin of the Monkey Farm	posted 10-03-2000 10:51 AM I say have zany and madcap adventures with some loveable middle aged crooks.
Rockjock Monkey	posted 10-03-2000 10:57 AM The fly to New York and relive all your crazy adventures again.
Britt ZooKeeper	posted 10-03-2000 11:07 AM Umm....did he leave you any credit cards? If so, you're only about a 4-5 hour drive from me...I'll be right over!
manic_224 Monkey	posted 10-03-2000 02:16 PM isn't there some sort of unwritten requisite that states, when you have an empty house for three days you must have a party? have your party the first day so you have the next two to tidy up after us hint hint i shall be expecting my invitation in the next hour or so via email. thankyou. ------------------ i drink to make other people more interesting.
Roz_27 Monkey	posted 10-03-2000 07:34 PM Sure why not, party tomorrow night! You guys bring the booze and I'll provide the food. Britt unfortunately (for me), my dad is not leaving me any credit cards.
Tostito ZooKeeper	posted 10-03-2000 11:38 PM Roz, just remember that after-shave stings.
SLACKER ZooKeeper	posted 10-08-2000 05:36 PM now thats comedy. too bad no one else got the joke. limey prostitues.
Jonny Rocket KingPin of the Monkey Farm	posted 10-09-2000 07:28 AM Has Slacker been sniffing glue again?
manic_224 Monkey	posted 10-09-2000 12:43 PM what's limey? that's the second time you've used that, [b]slacker{/b], and i still don't understand. hmm...did you just make it up?
FatJohnny ZooKeeper	posted 10-10-2000 05:23 AM Limey is a slur for British people. Basically because British sailors used to suck on limes to prevent scurrvy. That and because it sounds funny. Limey.
manic_224 Monkey	posted 10-10-2000 01:19 PM i actually learnt that in school one day, silly. and yes my darling it does look funny. limey.
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 10-10-2000 02:41 PM Oh my God, it's a slur? OH MY GOD!!! So that's why I was almost lynched at the Doctor Who convention!! Geez.
SLACKER ZooKeeper	posted 10-10-2000 10:49 PM the after shave joke was fucking hilarious and yet no one acknowledged it. Man Tostito should go around with a gun and make every one of you beg for forgiveness for not getting that joke.. good stuff
FatJohnny ZooKeeper	posted 10-11-2000 05:52 AM Quiet, limey.
Roz_27 Monkey	posted 10-11-2000 07:56 PM I'd forgotten about this thread. But Slacker is right, that joke is funny
Tostito ZooKeeper	posted 10-12-2000 10:49 AM Hey look, I'm famous. Meanwhile you may notice it is basically a variation of rocket's joke about burglar adventures, so I can't take all the credit. Kiss my arse anyway though.
Jonny Rocket KingPin of the Monkey Farm	posted 10-12-2000 02:52 PM My wasn't a joke.

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