posted 09-18-2000 07:01 PM            

Here's the first one: Draw a pig.

That's right! Draw a pig on a piece of paper, post here once you've finished your drawing to let me know you're playing along, and in a day or so I'll ask you to describe your drawing to me. Once you've all described your pigs, I'll tell you what your drawings say about you.

It really is that simple!

NOW! Draw your pig, dammit.

posted 09-19-2000 05:51 PM            

Which direction does it face (or is it facing forward)?

Where does it sit on the piece of paper (top, middle, bottom)?

Did you draw it with lots of detail, or not so much?

Did you draw all four legs? Two? Three? One (*freak* )?

Describe the ears on your pig. Large? Small?

How about the tail? Long? Short? Are you surprised to hear that pigs have tails (as in, you didn't draw one)?

I want details people!

posted 09-21-2000 10:48 AM            

If the pig is drawn:

Toward the top of the paper - you are positive and optimistic.
Toward the middle - you are a realist.
Toward the bottom - you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.

Facing left - you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.).
Facing right - you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
Facing front (looking at you) - you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate, and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

With many details - you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With few details - you are emotional and naive, you care little about details and are a risk-taker.

With fewer than four legs showing - you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
With all four legs showing - you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life! Again, more is better!

OK, who didn't draw a tail?