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Topic: Stages of life for male

Joanna
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posted 03-07-2000 07:53 PM

MALE STAGES OF LIFE
AGE Drink
17 Beer
25 Vodka
35 bourbon
48 double bourbon
66 maalox

Age Seduction line
17 My parents are away for the weekend
25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend
35 My fiancee is away for the weekend
48 My wife is away for the weekend
66 My second wife is dead

AGE FaVOURITE SPORT
17 SEx
25 Sex
35 Sex
48 Sex
66 Napping

Age Defination of a successful date
17 Tongue
25 Breakfast
35 She didn't set back my therapy
48 I didn't have to meet her kids
66 Got home alive

Age Favourite fantacy
17 Getting to third base
25 Airplane sex
35 Menage a trois
48 Taking the company public
66 Firm bowel movement

Age Ideal age for marrage
17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17

Age Ideal date
17 Triple Stephen King feature at a
drive in
25 Split the check(cheque) before going
back to my place
35 Just come over
48 Sex on the company jet on way to Vegas
66 Just come over and cook

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