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Britt
ZooKeeper 		posted 02-17-2000 04:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Britt   Click Here to Email Britt     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
...To Go To Work Naked!

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
7. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
11. No one steals your chair.

Pez
Monkey 		posted 02-17-2000 05:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pez   Click Here to Email Pez     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Um....interesting....

SLACKER
ZooKeeper 		posted 02-17-2000 05:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SLACKER   Click Here to Email SLACKER     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
britt do yall have any openings at your office????

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Britt
ZooKeeper 		posted 02-17-2000 08:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Britt   Click Here to Email Britt     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Wait just a minute! I thought this came from YOUR HR department, Slacker!

exile_11
Monkey 		posted 02-17-2000 09:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for exile_11   Click Here to Email exile_11     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
If they're all naked, of course they've got openi.........ummm, you get the drift.

Lynch
Chimp with diapers 		posted 02-17-2000 10:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lynch     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i like number eight. nobody wants to use my pens either.
oh and hi britt.

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FatJohnny
ZooKeeper 		posted 02-18-2000 06:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Number 9 could come in handy...

Britt
ZooKeeper 		posted 02-18-2000 12:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Britt   Click Here to Email Britt     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
LOL!! Exile, that was funny!

Hi Lynch!

Lotus666
ZooKeeper 		posted 02-18-2000 05:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Exile!...you funny guy!!!
Hi Lynch...how've you been?

Personally, I think Number 2 sounds good to me...LOL

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Lotus666...Beware of Cupid's Love-Tipped Dart...He aims it for your wary heart...So play it safe, my lonely chum...Turn around and SHOW HIM YOUR BUM!!!

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