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Britt ZooKeeper	posted 02-02-2000 07:22 PM Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality just based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid! Unless you want to be her cabin boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink. Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had four more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she really is... luckily, this should not be difficult. Drink: Shots Personality: Used to hanging with frat-boy pals or else just looking to get drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint! Nothing to do but wait. *********************************** Then there is the male addendum .... The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut: Domestic Beer: He's broke and just wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and just wants to get laid. Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image... to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't really give a rat's ass about anything but getting laid. Tequila: Piss off, all you wanker LOSERS, I'm gonna go shag something! White Zin: He's gay.
celticcalm Monkey	posted 02-02-2000 07:28 PM Em, I drink Stout.
Britt ZooKeeper	posted 02-03-2000 11:33 AM They don't say anything about champagne, and I love that stuff! Then again, if I'm going out, I'd never order it at a bar...I'd get either a beer or a G&T, depending on my mood.
manic_224 Monkey	posted 02-03-2000 11:37 AM so what's a vodka and coke girl considered as? ------------------ the world is a comedy to those who think and a tradgedy to those who feel.
irish_minx** Monkey	posted 02-03-2000 11:52 AM i don't drink loads but when i do it's either 1.malibu with lime and crushed ice 2.peach schnapps with lime and crushed ice 3.tia maria with milk and ice(what we in ireland call a brown cow...trust me it's gorgeous....like chocolate milkshake) 4.vodka and redbull(for all you americans redbull is like an energy drink) so what does that make me? [This message has been edited by irish_minx** (edited 02-03-2000).]
Britt ZooKeeper	posted 02-03-2000 12:50 PM Sounds like you're both mixed drink women...not a bad thing at all! I think it says you take charge & stuff like that...now you have an image to live up to.
SLACKER ZooKeeper	posted 02-03-2000 04:42 PM What about us guys who drink straight up sprite? want to know whats funny, its the look on the face of a bar tender when you ask for a coke, with nothing else in it... I turned several heads in the bars of italy... ------------------ "All Creative People Procrastinate..."
Britt ZooKeeper	posted 02-03-2000 04:50 PM "...and that was just the MEN!" LOL! Sorry Slacker, temptation got the better of me. I think drinking straight Coke or Sprite means you're under 21.
Pez Monkey	posted 02-03-2000 06:19 PM Um...how 'bout virgin Pina Coladas? Can't spell.
Britt ZooKeeper	posted 02-03-2000 06:41 PM That would be a blender drink...sorry to hear that, Pez!
FatJohnny ZooKeeper	posted 02-04-2000 07:26 AM I drink anything with alcohol in it. ?What does that make me. Aside from an alcoholic that is.
irish_minx** Monkey	posted 02-04-2000 11:28 AM slacker like i said i don't drink much...it more of an occasional thing but my god i've been given some of the funniest looks when i ask for seven up....maybe that's also got something to do with the fact that i ask for just one icecube in it??
hhhuuummm!!! Monkey	posted 02-04-2000 12:57 PM this week i enjoy the taste of a fuzzy navel. i beleive it consists of vodka orangejuice and peach snops but no quite sure . as far as the beer goes. All beer is good but prefered right now would half to be mgd lite bottles. goes down so so smooth.
Pez Monkey	posted 02-04-2000 11:18 PM Holy shit.....I'm not like that, am I?
manic_224 Monkey	posted 02-06-2000 09:04 AM slacker i have a friend who doesn't drink anything but cocacola and when he goes to the bar and asks for a coke this is what happens can i have a coke please? miller? no coke please. Heiniken? no a coke please. You want vodka with that? no just a coke. anything else? no just a coke please thankyou. what miller? ------------------ the world is a comedy to those who think and a tradgedy to those who feel.
Roz_27 Monkey	posted 02-06-2000 03:19 PM Vodka and Red bull is great stuff. didn't know red bull was an energy drink though. quote: Red bull gives you wings!
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 02-07-2000 07:31 AM I go for the mixed drinks or the wines! (Giggle "Screaming Orgasms" are nice...anyone know what is in them then? LOL) ------------------ Lotus666...Up, up and away...SPRING...cannot wait for it to have SPRUNG!!!
Britt ZooKeeper	posted 02-07-2000 06:29 PM Lotus...a whole lotta hard work!
exile_11 Monkey	posted 02-08-2000 03:31 AM I pick up the bottle/can/stubby and have a look at the bit where it say's alcohol content. If the number is above 3.0%, that's my drink. hic
celticcalm Monkey	posted 02-08-2000 01:56 PM Where the bottle says 'do not expose to naked flames', thats when I know it's my drink.
Britt ZooKeeper	posted 02-08-2000 02:57 PM When the bottle opening has a metal "flame retarder" covering it for fear the bottle will explode...that's MY drink! Just kidding...you guys were making me laugh!
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 02-09-2000 06:34 AM ROFLMAO@Britt!!! Any drink that has ANY alcoholic content printed on the side of it is MY drink...hehehe... DAMMIT exile_11...just saw what you wrote and now I look like a copycat...giggle ah well! ------------------ Lotus666...Up, up and away...SPRING...cannot wait for it to have SPRUNG!!!
babefromeire Monkey	posted 02-20-2000 01:13 PM bacardi breezer!! if anyone knows what that drink is it's just like drinking normal orange,lime,pinapple ..i love it..it's like the young peoples drink over here in ireland
Pez Monkey	posted 02-20-2000 06:23 PM still would like to know if she's like that at all
spam pilot Monkey	posted 02-21-2000 05:12 AM I dared once to ask a bartender for coke. I was tired and i had to drive back home so i asked for something non- alchoholic. the only reason my sorry butt didn't get kicked out that instance was the fact that the top button of my blouce got unbuttoned and i didn't notice it, untill after i became EXTREMELY popular. The handsome bartender, both puzzled by my drinkimg habits and charmed by that fascinating view, gives me my coke with a smile, not to mention the numerous times people tried to buy me coke that night ( even after i made a decent woman of myself again ). so Britt- you were sooooooo right- boys only wanna have fun ... And a little something for you Pez ( and all monty python fans )about the difference between american beer and australian beer: " american beer is a bit like making love in a canoe - it's fucking close to water !!! hahahahahahahahahahah..........
Quendara Monkey	posted 02-21-2000 03:52 PM LOL Spam, that's why Guinness is my drink, I like a beer you can chew.
FatJohnny ZooKeeper	posted 02-22-2000 06:35 AM I actually have a fondness for cheap beer. Don't know why, it tastes like crap and all. Maybe it's just the idea of getting 24 beers for 8 bucks...
manic_224 Monkey	posted 02-22-2000 11:09 AM i have to say i don't like bacardi breezer that much cause it tastes like orange juice and has the same effect as orange juice - none. friday i tasted an aftershock which is a little pink shot which burns the hell out of your throat but after 2 or 3 you're gone
Britt ZooKeeper	posted 02-22-2000 08:21 PM Pez...NO! You're not like that at all! I had a Chambord Kamikaze a while ago...damn good drink!
Pez Monkey	posted 02-22-2000 08:25 PM YAY! I am happy!
exile_11 Monkey	posted 02-23-2000 01:08 AM Ok, you got my attention now FJ! Get's out the calculator......$US8.00 divided by.......hmmmmmmm...52 Australian cents a beer. Where did you say this is happening?
FatJohnny ZooKeeper	posted 02-23-2000 07:54 AM All right then. There is a very cheap American beer called Millwakee's Best (usually refered to as "The Beast") And it is usually sold at convenience stores and grocery stores. It tastes like ass, but when yr having a party and interested in quantity, not quality, it works. For $7.99... Another good ghetto-brew is King Cobra! $.99 for 40 oz.! Only downside is these fine brews will make you sick as hell and turn your pee purple.
Britt ZooKeeper	posted 02-23-2000 01:51 PM So, should we have a purple pissing party? HA! You're kidding about that last bit...right? I really like Rolling Rock, while we're on the subject of mid-western beers.
FatJohnny ZooKeeper	posted 02-24-2000 07:21 AM Of course it turns your pee purple! That's half the fun! Rolling Rock is great, but my favorite beer is Yuengling. I know I've mentioned it before, but if you ever get a chance try it, do so. A beer I hate is Sam Adams. Stuff tastes like shampoo.
manic_224 Monkey	posted 02-26-2000 07:58 AM i word to everyone - i am never drinking again! 5 vodka and cokes last night for a wee girlie who cant hold her drink and she ends up coming hope with a hicky and feeling very unclean! (thankfully it was not with a stranger)
irish_minx** Monkey	posted 02-26-2000 05:36 PM manic you can't hold your drink you say but yet bacardi breezers have no eefect on you....from what i've seen they tend to have very drunken effects on all the young people who can't hold there drink.....your right though...they do taste like crap but the watermelon one is nice.
Bluebottle Monkey	posted 02-27-2000 10:14 PM Stone's Mac and coke! I liked the bit about getting laid all the time, too. Doesn't quite work in my household, though! Bluebottle has a drink (or three) of Stone's Mac and (right enough) wants to get laid! Mrs. Bluebottle has a drink (just one drink, mind you) and wants to go to sleep!!! * Si-i-i-ighhhh!! *

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