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Topic: old people!
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SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-19-2001 02:39 AM
   
what can i say, i dont like them.
first this old lady almost runs me over in the kroger parking lot, she was staring off into some netherland or such. then i watched this old woman for some reason start reversing her car, and wham, she went right into one of those orange construction drums and into a metal fence. it was hilarious.
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Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-19-2001 03:20 AM
I like my grandma she is pretty nice, but I don't like old people who are confused and get slowly dumber and dumber. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 12-19-2001 05:05 AM
I think old peoples dumbness is in direct coorelation to the length of their pants getting shorter |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 12-19-2001 09:35 AM
The states should definitely enact a law to which all elderly folk over the age of 60 would have mandatory annual driving tests and eye exams. B'cause them mother fuckers get worse by the month.
I always feal like Mister Bean, in "Misters Beans Christmas." He's staying at a B&B and he's trying to get down the stair way, but there is an old lady taking up the whole area moving slower than a slug in the winter. So Bean decides to shimmy down the side of the stairs to get the jump on the old bitty. He gets past, jumps back over the rail, and bam there's another old person in front struggling down.
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manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-19-2001 12:56 PM
Old people freak me out severly. My grandmother is really scary, she's scarily energetic for her age and has such a better social life than I do.
My grandfather is forgetful and scary, comes out with hillarious one liners without even realising and seems to have a liking for calling me everything other than my own name. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-19-2001 01:02 PM
I love how old women do heaps of stuff. They should stay indoors and maintain their dignity, then they won't be anywhere that they could get in Mr Bean's way on the stairs at christmas, or something. |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 12-19-2001 04:04 PM
In that case, you ought to meet my grandmother.She sits on her special recliner all day and watches The Catholic Channel, and has this annoying little dog, A 'Bichon Frise' (pronounced Bee-shjon Freese) that she sends off to get groomed weekly, and it always comes back with shaved legs and a little bow in its fur at the top of its head. Sadly, the bow just seems to make it even uglier. Though, I do enjoy tackling that little yipping annoyance and tossing it into the couch...do you know how fast those things bounce back? |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 12-19-2001 07:41 PM
Tostito you crack me up, all the time.Case B, Who cares how fast it bounces back. I want to see those little rat dogs go right through the couch.
Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip,
yip, yip, yip
yip, yip...................Boot to the head.
Oh God, those fucking rat dogs with the hair flowing down their face like a beard. It gets in their food and on their ass, and they can't clean it themselves. It ends up smelling like a dead fish dipped in shit. Anyhooooo. |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 12-19-2001 11:04 PM
I'm just wondering what you're doing sniffing a dog's hindquarters... |
djgaming
Chimp with diapers
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posted 12-29-2001 11:06 AM
lol When I see an old person I am reminded of the inevebality of my own demise.It is some peoples natural instinct to reject anything associated with age and dying.And isn't it funny that ya start in a child seat move to a booster seat then to normal auto seat as they get older they disapear below the dash and don't bother with the booster seat they drive popping up to take a look around every once in awhile. Those little dogs can be really nasty sometimes. Could you imaging a pit bull or a Bull mastif with that temperment.  |
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