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Topic: no one likes my forum!
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SLACKER ZooKeeper
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posted 10-05-2001 01:50 AM
ya know i cleaned up the place, i redecortaed, i moved the katie holmes shrine to the back room, i even leave cookies and milk out for all of you. and what do i get nothing. no visitors, no nice thank you letters, no nothing!!!!no even a huzzah!!! sorry i am on alot of drugs right now, i've taken like twenty plus pills today, all doctor approved, i am not an addict. though i was on some kind of high all night at work, it made dealing with people alot easier.
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Case B Monkey
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posted 10-05-2001 02:31 AM
quote: i moved the katie holmes shrine to the back room
It was that...and the "Roseanne and Tom: Interlopers" vintage shrine you replaced it with... |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-05-2001 03:13 AM
You know, if you added a Tim Curry Shrine, I might be tempted to hang around a bit more! Actually...your forum is fine. Just that the bulldust has a habit of making me sneeze...------------------ TD(F)O'MW |
Widow Monkey
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posted 10-05-2001 09:18 AM
You and your allergies Lotty, oh yes and your passion for cross dressers.  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-05-2001 09:49 AM
Well, Widow...I'll just have to get my "Curry Fix" via "Scary Movie 2" then, won't I?  |
Widow Monkey
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posted 10-05-2001 09:53 AM
Well to be honest, that is one of the reasons i want to go and see it.  |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 10-05-2001 12:24 PM
I am allergic to the repressed homosexuality, and nobody makes repressed homosexuals like Texas make repressed homosexuals. 'cept maybe Michigan. Man, that last one was harsh, wasn't it? Oh well.
Pffft, ha ha!
------------------ Market your own posts. It's the Zbu way |
Britt ZooKeeper
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posted 10-05-2001 07:53 PM
quote: ...I've taken like twenty plus pills today, all doctor approved, i am not an addict.
I think those were Elvis Presley's last words. |
Widow Monkey
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posted 10-06-2001 10:56 AM
I thought it was make mine a double with cheese.  |
manic_224 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-06-2001 02:24 PM
huzzah. |
SLACKER ZooKeeper
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posted 10-06-2001 09:41 PM
repressed homosexual texans, god damn thats funny.i kind of remembering writing that above not to sure, it sounds like me. |
manic_224 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-07-2001 11:36 AM
You believe you sound like a repressed homosexual texan? Geez, now that you mention it... |
Withnail Monkey
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posted 10-07-2001 12:18 PM
Well, I quite like this forum, nice and peaceful. Just what you need of a Sunday afternoon. And I would of thought it was the perfect place for Lotus if she's after cross-dressers; I've been told Slacker is often found baking cakes in a gingham dress and frilly apron. |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 10-07-2001 05:29 PM
Hey, I tried my best Slacker. Huzzah indeed! |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-07-2001 05:55 PM
*Takes the "DETOUR" sign down from outside this forum!* Damn...who put that sign there... |
exile_11 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-08-2001 05:04 AM
I think your problem is leaving out cookies and milk. Try beer and pizza and they'll be knocking down the door. |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-08-2001 05:16 AM
Well, I don't mind cookies and milk occasionally! (Provided they are triple choc/macadamia cookies and Kahlua & Milk!)  |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 10-08-2001 11:45 AM
You wish, Slacker |
SLACKER ZooKeeper
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posted 10-08-2001 06:43 PM
excuse me, what exactly does that pertain to? |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 10-08-2001 07:18 PM
His weird "Grant as Tyler Darden" delusions. That and the mutant green teddy bear. |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 10-09-2001 12:57 PM
Sorry, but I still laugh whenever you mention Grant's name. Like you ever really knew him for the love of God, internet boy.Anyway I am refering to "i kind of remembering writing that above not to sure, it sounds like me." Slacker you hefty chump. Although if you were talking about the original topic post then I am wrong, but still fuck you. |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 10-10-2001 01:09 AM
Let me guess: Grant went through some pissy teenage 'awakening' where he decided to leave childish things behind for a life full of beer-drinking and wife-swopping. Oh, like it matters...the boards still stand.  |
SLACKER ZooKeeper
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posted 10-12-2001 02:16 AM
i was speaking of the original topic at hand. but hey whats another 'fuck you' for today. i will add it to my list.huzzah |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 10-12-2001 04:26 AM
Just doing my civic duty |
SLACKER ZooKeeper
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posted 10-13-2001 02:09 AM
does your fine citizenry involve voting or just creating anarchy? to keep the gov't on its toes of course. |
Withnail Monkey
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posted 10-14-2001 01:06 AM
And to prove I don't hate this forum there is another post for it. That's twice in a week now. |
SLACKER ZooKeeper
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posted 10-14-2001 02:12 AM
as if you even had a good reason to hate my forum. bastard. |
Withnail Monkey
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posted 10-14-2001 04:11 PM
indeed. hence my repeated posting. |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-14-2001 08:13 PM
Hey...it's "BE KIND TO SLACKER WEEK" everyone. So...be NICE!  ------------------ TD(F)O'MW |
Puppet Boy Monkey
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posted 10-14-2001 10:50 PM
What's that? Slackers week? |
SLACKER ZooKeeper
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posted 10-15-2001 01:54 AM
i dont need no 'be kind to slacker week', i just need the 'give slacker money week.' |
manic_224 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-15-2001 01:55 PM
We gave you money once. We decided never to do it again after the 'prostitute fiasco'. |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-15-2001 08:53 PM
Yea...and he blew it on that trip to Italy...and I never once got a postcard! Hummmph!  |
SLACKER ZooKeeper
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posted 10-18-2001 12:26 AM
hey the prostitute looked clean. i mean they all do when you look at em through the windows.i believe i posted alot while in italy, isnt that cool enough! besides myparents didnt even get a postcard. thought hey got phone calls. |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 10-19-2001 12:14 AM
All I want out of this thread is to know what constitutes a 'prostitute fiasco'. |
SLACKER ZooKeeper
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posted 10-19-2001 01:38 AM
i dont know somethign about a crazy prostitute biting off the end of my nose, its all a really boring story i promise. |
laz ZooKeeper
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posted 10-19-2001 10:02 AM
Are you sure it was your nose she bit off? |
Tostito ZooKeeper
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posted 10-19-2001 11:00 AM
I don't think he could make a mistake like that if it was what you're suggesting. Guys would tend to miss them when they're gone I would imagine. |
manic_224 ZooKeeper
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posted 10-19-2001 01:30 PM
Maybe she was thinking about his ear or something. |
SLACKER ZooKeeper
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posted 10-19-2001 04:28 PM
yeah, if that would have happend, what would i think with. i'd be left incompitent and such.[This message has been edited by SLACKER (edited 10-20-2001).] |