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Topic: Getting Slacker's Forum Back in the Limelight.
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Nick Zbu
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posted 09-15-2001 09:43 PM
   
1) Change motto to anything besides "now with half the traffic of Zach's Forum."2) Put clothes on the naked midgets. 3) Take down the Spin Doctors posters. 4) Pick up and possibly destroy all "Death of Superman" comics. 5) Sorry, Ms. Crawford, but your time/contract with Slacker is up. Please go fade, thank you. 6) Scrape stains off ceiling. 7) Dispose of bodies in nice, orderly but non-suspicious manner. 8) Turn channel from the Ha! Channel. 9) Reprogram VCR so the timer isn't set to tape "Cheers." 10) Throw away old DivX suscription service. 11) Dust off Sega 32x and sell on Ebay to cover mailing that postcard to Kansas. 12) Finally throw away pile of dust that used to be an Everlasting Gobstopper. 
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SLACKER
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posted 09-16-2001 02:31 AM
just as long as no one touches the shrine, thats all that matters. |
manic_224
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posted 09-16-2001 08:08 AM
Didn't you learn when her father put that restraining order on you? |
SLACKER
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posted 09-17-2001 01:50 AM
slacker's learning?
now thats an oxymormon.
i mean mornon. well maybe not. |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 09-17-2001 03:40 AM
somehow the extra n just adds to the humor. |
SLACKER
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posted 09-18-2001 11:11 PM
hell anytime i fucking type adds humor to this site.
shit |
Lotus666
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posted 09-19-2001 03:11 AM
hahaha...you're just too funny, man. Jeesh you crack me up!  HE POSTED PEOPLE...OMG! |
mosrite
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posted 09-19-2001 03:28 PM
hey... whats the first one mean? I don't get it. |
SLACKER
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posted 09-20-2001 07:03 PM
do you mean nick's post or my bad spelling post? |
manic_224
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posted 09-22-2001 12:21 PM
I think mosrite was referring to this... quote:
Originally posted by Nick Zbu:
1) Change motto to anything besides "now with half the traffic of Zach's Forum."
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SLACKER
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posted 09-23-2001 12:02 AM
i think he's bad mouthing your cord. get em! |
Lotus666
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posted 10-05-2001 06:55 PM
Hey, this is all about the SAVE SLACKER'S FORUM-A-THON!  So, what acts are in the offing for this one-off event, Nick? |
Widow
Monkey
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posted 10-06-2001 08:13 AM
Well it's bound to involve nudity of some
sort. |
Lotus666
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posted 10-06-2001 08:16 AM
That's a given... |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 10-07-2001 07:59 AM
I think we should work more on "getting SLACKER'S anus back in the limelight".
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manic_224
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posted 10-07-2001 11:34 AM
Slacker's anus is always in the limelight. We have more trouble trying to get it out. |
Lotus666
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posted 10-07-2001 05:12 PM
Slacker's anus IS the limelight, isn't it? Doesn't the sun shine out of there? ------------------
TD(F)O'MW |
Nick Zbu
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posted 10-07-2001 05:30 PM
No, that's just the effects of methane caused by constant osabi intake. |
Lotus666
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posted 10-07-2001 05:53 PM
Is THAT what it is? Nobody light a match in here, then...  |
SLACKER
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posted 10-08-2001 06:39 PM
you people are scaring me. |
Lotus666
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posted 10-08-2001 07:09 PM
Since when? |
Nick Zbu
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posted 10-08-2001 07:15 PM
FLASHBACK: 1969Slacker, Zbu, and Lotus are sitting by a pond somewhere in the American South. SLACKER: You guys are starting to scare me. LOTUS: But why? ZBU: Yes, why? SLACKER: Well, we're in 1969 and theorically neither me or Nick should be born yet. LOTUS: Plus, I should be younger, not to mention half a world away. No wonder I feel tired yet it's noon Eastern Standard Time. ZBU: It's my fault, really. My flashbacks are in black and white due to saving money to making my current magnum opus: 'Anus to Buckley' starring Captain Grant as "Samurai Grant," a one-eyed pig farmer who can't take anymore and starts going on a mad rampage featuring a razor-blade sharp DVD collection... SLACKER: Er, yes, you're definitely scaring me. LOTUS: LOL! TOSTITO: This isn't funny!! ZBU: TOSTITO: AHHHHHH!!! Fin |
Lotus666
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posted 10-08-2001 07:20 PM
hahaha...Nick...now you are even scaring ME! Nice one... |
Tostito
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posted 10-09-2001 12:59 PM
Like I'd waste any perfectly good !'s on anything you had to say. |
Nick Zbu
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posted 10-10-2001 01:06 AM
Actually, that was the Tostitobot in your part, man. We built it for when and if you are suddenly and unexplicably shot into deep space.And thanks, Lo. |
SLACKER
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posted 10-12-2001 02:14 AM
would it be too some cool music like in 2001, or maybe some Freddy Mercury. |
Nick Zbu
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posted 10-23-2001 04:46 PM
Slacker,Unfortunately I can't get the rights to it. So, I'll guess we'll have to settle for "Conway Twitty's Greatest Hits Volume 12" that I got at the ghetto gas station down the street. For only .99, too! What a steal! |
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