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Author
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Topic: cell phones
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SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-10-2001 03:20 AM
   
i fucking hate them, i will never own one! |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-10-2001 03:39 AM
You already do own one, it just wears that cord to make you less leery. |
PixieChic
Monkey
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posted 08-10-2001 03:36 PM
You know, even though I sell the damn things, I loathe them. I can't wait until I'm through with this job (two more weeks) so that I can give the stupid thing back to the company. |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 08-10-2001 06:42 PM
If you go over your minutes you get charged for it. But if you stay under your minutes they will not refund a dime.
Ahh. I still own the Samsung 8300 flip phone.  ------------------
"Ignorance is not so bliss when you are on the receiving end." |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-11-2001 02:53 AM
isn't that the same phone zach morris had in the later days of saved by the bell? |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-11-2001 04:54 AM
I own a mobile I must admit, but it's for practical reasons. I don't leave it on or carry it on my person. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 08-11-2001 09:50 AM
People who carry cell phones do it to make themselves look like they're important and or cool with some comical results<Ring> Hello..<pause> I'm at the grocery store..<pause> Just looking for supper, how does meatloaf sound for tonight?..<pause> I also got a can of green beans, that will go good with it along with some crescent rolls..<pause> Just a minute and I'll ask someone..(puts phone down) ..Excuse me young man, but could you tell me where the Preperation H is? Guess you dont look so cool/important now do you?...Damn cell phones suck!!! [This message has been edited by catapault007 (edited 08-11-2001).] |
exile_11
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-11-2001 10:20 AM
How can anyone get through life without a cell phone.For example, tonight we went to the footy in Melbourne, with a girl we met last night. She drove. When we came out, where's the fucking car? We split up in three different directions to search and the first person to find it rang the other two. Still took us 25 minutes. If it wasn't for cell phones we'd still be wandering around the MCG carpark looking like an episode of Seinfeld. The lesson; don't go anywhere withou tyour cell phone. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-11-2001 10:45 AM
I heard a comedy gold story where someone took their geek brother to a party and he was standing in the corner talking on his mobile and trying to look important, and it started ringing. |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-11-2001 12:45 PM
One of Joanna's friends did that too. I have to say I do have a mobile phone, because my parents bought me one for christmast two years ago, in case I get raped or attacked. I think that's how they put it. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-11-2001 03:43 PM
Cell phone are dee debil. |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 08-11-2001 04:42 PM
personally I hate them too, but they have their uses: http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/16903.html |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-12-2001 01:44 AM
yeah i am sure they have their uses i mean 9 in ten people have them, and you know cool it is to conform.so please for the love of god, go buy one and use it every where, have meaningless conversations on them in public places, just make sure you look cool at all times.
on yeah on the plus side for cell phones, i mean if i get bored in traffic i just dial 1-900-hot4you, and all is well..
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Withnail
Monkey
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posted 08-12-2001 02:26 PM
have you actually checked the link mate? |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-13-2001 12:46 AM
I can't believe you have the gall to talk to Slacker like that. The correct phrasing would be:"You cunt, read the link next time before you go getting all smart arse, you cunt. Fuckin' marxist wanker cunt!" And I'll thank you to remember it. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-13-2001 12:48 AM
Actually I think I made a mistake, that is how Bdd would have said it. And you should never be like Bdd unless you want your ass kicked by 13 year old girls in public parks. |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 08-13-2001 12:52 AM
That sounds fuckin' great. being beaten by young girls |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-13-2001 06:30 AM
http://members.nbci.com/preciousball/flash/police_game.html Warning. The above link may make your brain explode. Plus the rest of the site is too fucked to believe. Thanks again P.O.E.! |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-13-2001 06:37 AM
That site made me stop and try to remember whether or not I was drunk. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-13-2001 08:50 AM
Were you? |
Zach
KingPin of the Monkey Farm
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posted 08-13-2001 08:55 AM
Woo Hoo! I got him on my first try. That's the nuts! |
Spike
Monkey
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posted 08-14-2001 01:21 AM
No. But I am right now! |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-14-2001 06:30 AM
Hooray! |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-15-2001 02:10 AM
yeah sometimes i miss bdd, then i remember that he's bdd and then i spit in his general direction. which is basically south from where i am... |
Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-22-2001 08:14 PM
Where? Hell? |
Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-22-2001 08:38 PM
Getting back to the original subject of this thread... Cell phones have gotten a bad rep because of the assholes out there who abuse them. I own a cell phone, and although I hate having to pay $30 a month for about 10 minutes of airtime, it gives me peace of mind. If I'm running late, I can let people know. If a friend is following me in his/her car and I lose them, I can call and give verbal directions. If someone tries to attack me (pity the fool), I can call 911 before beating the shit out of him. Cell phones should not be used in lieu of your home phone. If you are in the supermarket checkout line, ordering a coffee at Starbucks, or having dinner with a friend, HANG UP and turn off the fucking phone!! It's common courtesy for crying out loud. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-23-2001 09:35 AM
I told you Britt was a Y-U-P-P-Y. With a capital Yup. |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-23-2001 09:41 AM
M-O-O-N. That spells yuppie. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 08-23-2001 09:48 AM
My Laws!!! |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-23-2001 10:02 AM
We's read The Stand, laws yes. M-O-O-N, that spells read The Stand.Have we not had this conversation and this joke at least twice before? M-O-O-N, that spells retards are always funny regardless. |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-23-2001 05:09 PM
yeah if someone gets lost while following me, well tuff titty. they should have known to drive better.\\besides is till think CB is the wave of the future. roger that good buddy. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 08-23-2001 09:33 PM
I'll leave the rogering to Rockjock |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 08-24-2001 12:02 AM
Ew, stay away from me with your cheap advances. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-24-2001 08:38 AM
It is grade-A comedy when Rockjock tries to join in on the whole 'humour thing'. Stick to being a fastidious self important moron, you wound up piece of shit. |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 08-24-2001 12:16 PM
Is this your idea of comedy? |
laz
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-24-2001 12:21 PM
Interjection:I like my mobile phone. I only ever use it to send text mesaages. Its a lovely shimmery blue colour. Ok, continue..... |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-30-2001 09:30 PM
And these are the people who are calling me unfunny.God, what the hell am I worrying about? No more applying for the lowest common denominator for me!  |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-31-2001 03:24 AM
Woah. Way to revive a topic just to make a vague point that doesn't exist beyond your own view of things.And you worry because I have beaten you severely three times in about 6 days. You can post a bunch of smilies and try to make a lame attempt at good-humoured 'moving on', but we both know it. I am laughing so hard at your monumental failure. |
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