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Author
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Topic: my pony's sick
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manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-06-2001 02:32 PM
   
Slacker, when you bought that pony, did it come with a guarantee? |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-06-2001 06:25 PM
I'd make him honour the pony warranty if I was you, Manic!  |
Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-07-2001 08:36 PM
I think the warranty is null and void in Ireland. Rumor has it, your little island is riddled with the infamous pony virus...is that true? |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-08-2001 02:52 PM
Shit, i was gonna bring it back and get a new one. |
Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-08-2001 05:05 PM
For the love of gawd....NO!!!Do that, and next thing you know, millions of innocent, defenseless little ponies will be slaughtered!!!! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-08-2001 06:11 PM
I had to declare my boots coming through Customs at Brisbane Airport...and get them sprayed! (True story.) |
Handsome Pete
Monkey
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posted 08-09-2001 10:30 AM
So, is the name of this pony Elmer's or Alpo? |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-09-2001 10:54 AM
It's named 'The Depressionator'. It's a catchy name, but not as punchy as 'Stupid Newbie Cunt', that's my doberman. The two don't get on at all. |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-09-2001 02:02 PM
That's a metaphor right? Cause my pony isn't called that at all. |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-10-2001 02:57 AM
ahh handsome pete, what a kick ass name.anyways, there is a thriy day warranty, that is actually valid in ireland, but seeing as its been awhile since i gave ya the pony, you are basically screwed. i am sorry. would a pony cheer you up? |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-10-2001 03:37 AM
I won't narc on Slacker, but he's buying the ponies cheap off of dying blind nuns. In fact, some of them aren't ponies at all but rats and paper-mache. |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-11-2001 02:50 AM
NARC!
NARC!anyways tis true, but hey at least i didnt sell you midgets wrapped with paper mache! |
exile_11
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-11-2001 10:29 AM
I hate ponies. Ever since I was young and my mum would try and get me on the ponies at fairs and such.Mum: Come on, Bob, get on the pony. Exile: But mum, I don't want to. Mum: Get on the pony!
Exile: No, I don't want to. I'm scared.
Mum: You're 24, get on the bloody pony. Scarred me for life. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 08-11-2001 08:40 PM
*Giggle* Sounds like you just need to get back on the bloody horse to overcome your pony anxieties, Exile! |
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