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Author
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Topic: Question!!!
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Blind Goose
Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 05:10 PM
   
Why exactly did the chicken cross the road? It makes you think- he could've flied, chickens do have wings. Why would he need to cross the road anyway (dont start with the "TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE SILLY!!") Just think about it. Who even made up that joke. Its not even funny. I mean- c'mon if ur gonna make a famouse joke, it might as well be funny, damn. Just make more knock knock jokes, dont get into the chicken ones. (note: I was bored when posting this, and recently hit my head on my trampoline) |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-21-2001 05:15 PM
It shows, fuckface. |
Blind Goose
Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 05:22 PM
Show what? |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 06:13 PM
Maybe ignoring/insulting it will make it go away...How old are you anyhow, you igloo-humping Northern-Exposure-watching sled-dog-lovin' poor excuse for an Inuit who doesn't see the sun for months and lives on a rapidly melting glacier? How's the weather down there? cold? [This message has been edited by Case B (edited 06-21-2001).] |
Blind Goose
Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 06:21 PM
well from that comment Ill take it you enjoy throwing cats off high buildings while jerking off and watching the television upside down. Also, When you said "how is the weather down there? cold?" Well, Alaska is the northernest state in USA. So why would you start by saying "DOWN THERE" do you live up on the north pole? HMMM, it makes me ponder. Why is it, all of the idioticly stupid people belive alaska is a freezing cold, barren, waste land. Well it isnt. It is just like any other god damn state, just chillier. Another difference is we dont have dumbasses like you up here. Which is a relief to me. Look it up, alaska isnt that much different, Sure its much more unciviliced im more places, but that is only because your family tree grows upon that land. So I think you better SHUT THE F*CK UP. and just to let you know- Alaska Is not a rapidly melting glacier. And I bet whatever god damn place you live in is worse than the outhouse I take SH!T in. So just to let you know, "look before you leap, or start talking more SH!T!" |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 06:33 PM
Yeah! You go, girl. |
Blind Goose
Monkey
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posted 06-21-2001 06:53 PM
Is that a sexist remark? |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 06-22-2001 02:00 AM
I live in California. The world is spherical. You figure it out, genius. |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-22-2001 02:21 AM
quote:
It is just like any other god damn state, just chillier
I beg to differ!!! |
Blind Goose
Monkey
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posted 06-22-2001 02:49 PM
okay, differ- I am waiting for your measily excuses, Trust me, I have lived in ALaska since I was about 3. I would know alot about the state. Just accept it. This doomed planet does NOT revolve around you. |
Blind Goose
Monkey
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posted 06-22-2001 02:51 PM
oh yeah, I was talking to everyone, Has anyone here ever been to Alaska? If so what part? [This message has been edited by Blind Goose (edited 06-22-2001).] |
Blind Goose
Monkey
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posted 06-22-2001 02:54 PM
"doesn't see the sun for months"-Case BHeh, thats more up north in alaska, Where all the little villages are. I live In juneau (the capital) and in the summer about 20 of the hours here are sun. In the winter about 8 of the hours here are sun. Trust me on this one. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 06-22-2001 03:34 PM
Shut UP!!!------------------
Have you ever stopped to think...and forget to start again? |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-22-2001 04:13 PM
your state is nothing like my state, it is paale in comparison. |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 06-22-2001 06:36 PM
Slacker Ha, Ha.
Case B This is prime example of why we hated you in the begining. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 06-22-2001 07:59 PM
Who says Ive stopped hating Case B?  ------------------
Have you ever stopped to think...and forget to start again? |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 06-23-2001 06:30 AM
Actually, I was quite loved in the beginning, if you remember. That was pretty disgusting, so I had to let my bastard inner-child come out and piss off just about everyone.So now, being hated is all part of the fun. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-23-2001 01:12 PM
I really don't think that's so. |
manic_224
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-23-2001 02:12 PM
The part about someone liking him in the beginning or the part about him liking being hated? I'm laughing at both suggestions. |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-23-2001 02:29 PM
The part about being well liked in the beginning, that's disputable fact and I dispute.
His constant churning of psychological insights about himself are another matter, and quite frankly are as inane as they are tiresome. |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 06-23-2001 08:13 PM
EW!Stop this at once. |
ME, Myself and I
Monkey
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posted 06-25-2001 01:41 AM
can we close this thread allready? |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-25-2001 02:23 AM
As more and more time passes, I am frankly concerned as to who the hell you think you are, little girl. |
ME, Myself and I
Monkey
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posted 06-25-2001 04:46 PM
ohh Tostito, I just say everything to annoy you!...is it working yet? |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 06-25-2001 05:21 PM
Insulting MMI is probably not going to help. Here's a smiley representation to show why: (smilies discovered through Pez, so yeah, thanks)   ...Oh, and MMI, I'm wondering...is it hot where you live? ...just a question. |
Britt
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-25-2001 08:57 PM
Alaska is beautiful, but damn fucking cold. That's right, even in the middle of summer. Unless you consider a high of 65 warm. I do not.I could go off on how you live in a little boat town with no indoor plumbing (QUOTE: "And I bet whatever god damn place you live in is worse than the outhouse I take SH!T in."), but I think you've stated your case better than I could. Thanks for saving me a bit of time.  |
ME, Myself and I
Monkey
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posted 06-26-2001 01:08 AM
the high was 95 degrees today......but no, its all around weather from where i live, I go from below zero temps in the winter to the 100's in the summer, god bless Minnesota-(blah) |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-26-2001 02:11 AM
this thread will never close. I hereby decree that!!!! |
ME, Myself and I
Monkey
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posted 06-26-2001 12:49 PM
horrah! |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 06-27-2001 03:57 PM
don't you patronize me. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 07-02-2001 04:42 AM
If I wanted a weather report I would watch some pregnant chick on the weather channel |
Blind Goose
Monkey
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posted 07-02-2001 05:28 PM
Seriously? NEVER CLOSED?!?!?!?!?!??!?! BUM BUM BUM!!!!------------------
No matter how thin you slice it- its still balonga. |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 07-04-2001 02:56 AM
so let it be written, so let it be done |
Tostito
ZooKeeper
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posted 07-04-2001 08:21 AM
With Slacker as my witness, I do hereby promise to be lazier, succumbing to sloth and greed, and also to refuse serving customers via death threats.Amen ------------------
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun. |
SLACKER
ZooKeeper
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posted 07-06-2001 01:59 AM
you know i say that exact same thing everyday before i goto work.
hmmm |
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