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Topic: Kevin Smith is Dead.
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Nick Zbu
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posted 04-01-2001 03:10 AM
   
I just heard on the news. Car accident.  |
Nick Zbu
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posted 04-01-2001 03:11 AM
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LOOK AT THE DATE, YOU DINKS!! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!
Sorry for the extremity of my statement, but I had to trick your asses somehow!!  God, I love this day. |
Case B
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posted 04-01-2001 07:19 AM
For a second there, I was seriously going to commit Harakiri upon hearing this news. If Kevin Smith was dead, the apocalypse would be upon us. So it is written. Actually, in a sense, it would. If Smith, being the mastermind behind Dogma, (the least of his greatness, I might add...) were truly road debris, the creator of a forgiving and benevolent "God" (...isn't it ironic) would no longer exist. There's a philosophical quandary for ya'. |
Tostito
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posted 04-01-2001 09:51 AM
Where's the fun when you blow it one minute later. You could at least have made up a fake article or something.Sheesh. |
Nick Zbu
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posted 04-01-2001 10:37 AM
Nah, I was going for the initial shock. Besides, if I did, Slacker would have snapped and stuff.
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Tostito
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posted 04-02-2001 09:16 AM
Ah bullshit, the only way to snap Slacker would be if Kevin Smith married Katie Holmes. He would title his film school short movie 'My Betrayal' and make an animated montage of Silent Bob stick figure deaths. |
Nick Zbu
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posted 04-02-2001 10:50 AM
Except it would basically be "The Abominable Dr. Phibes" with Slacker's face superimposed on Vincent Price. |
SLACKER
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posted 04-02-2001 01:07 PM
i believe yall both make very valid points in a sense.
and all I really have to say, is she will be mine, oh yes she will be mine.if not there are always those mail order brides that WWYK is now advertising. ------------------
I'm from Canada, they say I'm slow. eh |
chaZ
Monkey
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posted 04-02-2001 01:48 PM
bout time somebody made fun of those banners
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Britt
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posted 04-02-2001 07:52 PM
...and I can almost guarantee you the Russian chicks don't look like that... |
SLACKER
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posted 04-03-2001 12:47 AM
make fun of, hell no.
trust me if they dont speak english then we will get along together alot better. |
Lotus666
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posted 04-03-2001 02:44 AM
Bet if they speak ALIEN (and look like Katie Holmes), you will get along even better still! (So, enjoy the probing then?) |
chaZ
Monkey
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posted 04-03-2001 10:54 AM
I hope you don't mind if your Russian Bride only has one leg and a less than perfect smile.[This message has been edited by chaZ (edited 04-03-2001).] |
SLACKER
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posted 04-03-2001 11:11 PM
i kinda wonder what zach said before she edited her post.
naughty naughtysee if she has only one leg and weird smile i will just take my contacs out and i wont be able to see shit and all will be well. |
Nick Zbu
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posted 04-06-2001 02:44 AM
Slacker,I'm in the middle of "Clerks" and I would like to say everything I said about Kevin Smith is wrong. The man has talent. But this makes Mallrats even more confusing. Why the hell did he even bother with Shannon whatsherface? |
SLACKER
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posted 04-07-2001 01:58 AM
i like mallrats, and i even like shannon's part. but had it not been her that'd have been cool to. |
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