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exile_11
Monkey
posted 01-17-2000 11:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for exile_11   Click Here to Email exile_11     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You and me baby aint nuthin but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the discovery channel
(Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch).

OR

For the X-philes among us (from the same song)

We can do it doggy style
So we can both watch X-Files

Any other Lyrics we can all live by?

Lotus666
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posted 01-18-2000 06:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
exile_11...I just LOVE that song...that line is a classic!!! LOL

For me? Another of my (many) favourite songs (BIG Alanis fan here) is "One Hand In My Pocket"...

quote:
"I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm poor but I'm kind
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah
I'm high but I'm grounded
I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby
And what it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine, fine, fine
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's giving a high five.

I feel drunk but I'm sober
I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah
I'm care but I'm restless
I'm here but I'm really gone
I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby
And what it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's flicking a cigarette
And what it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's giving the peace sign.

I'm free but I'm focused
I'm green but I'm wise
I'm hard but I'm friendly baby
I'm sad but I'm laughing
I'm brave but I'm chicken shit
I'm sick but I'm pretty baby
And what it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet
But I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's playing the piano
And what it all comes down to, my friends
Is that everything is just fine, fine, fine
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab."


APART from the "flicking a cigarette" part...because I don't smoke. Oh, and the "short" bit...because I'm not...I'm actually fairly tall!!! hehehe...


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Lotus666...Working Class Girl...Climbing the Corporate Ladder AT LAST!

[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 01-18-2000).]

manic_224
Monkey
posted 01-19-2000 02:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for manic_224   Click Here to Email manic_224     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Blood houund gang are good and the lyrics from thier song 'kiss me where it smells funny' always amuse me.
Their other song 'fire water' has a line which goes something like 'i'm the root of all that's evil but u can call me cookie... the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water let the mother fucker burn...'

good song, good stuff

Britt
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posted 01-19-2000 06:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Britt   Click Here to Email Britt     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
That song you quote, manic, the one about the fire, is heard all over the Caribbean...it's like a standard party song. Until now, I never knew who sang it. Thanks!

exile_11
Monkey
posted 01-19-2000 08:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for exile_11   Click Here to Email exile_11     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Britt

Are you sure that's the song you heard in the Carribean...It's about 4 years old.

Last year, the line was sampled by a band named Beat Boy in a song with Latin/Rap type influences.

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
If you wanna party then raise your hands higher

Could this be the one you heard.

FatJohnny
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posted 01-20-2000 07:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FatJohnny   Click Here to Email FatJohnny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Coal Chamber also has a song in which they scream the whole, "The roof, the roof..." bit.

Anyone know who did the original 70's version?

Oh, and Rancid also uses the "We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn" part.

My, what an influential song.

Britt
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posted 01-20-2000 01:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Britt   Click Here to Email Britt     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Now I'm confused. I'm not sure which version I heard, but I was in the Caribbean twice last year (Jan. & Nov.) and I heard it both times. Whichever version it is, they play it almost as much as Jimmy Buffet songs.

SLACKER
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posted 01-20-2000 11:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SLACKER   Click Here to Email SLACKER     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Jimmy Buffet rocks!!!!

Tostito
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posted 01-26-2000 04:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
'The roof is on fire' is like a cliche sad ass party thing, isn't it? Black D.J's and stuff? It's sort of well known. In the blood hound gang song the guy says it really deadpan, it's satire, mocking early '90s late '80s party crap.


You ladies and gents are really showing your age here.

manic_224
Monkey
posted 01-26-2000 05:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for manic_224   Click Here to Email manic_224     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i was definately referring to the blood hound gang

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my tights are falling down.

irish_minx**
Monkey
posted 01-26-2000 05:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for irish_minx**   Click Here to Email irish_minx**     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
jesus i think everyone knows different versions of this....but mine is the same as manics......sad as it may sound people still sing it in nightclubs when the night is at it's best... and they have it remixed into some rave-y type shitty music...but yeah tostito it's definatly a black d.j type thing.it's funny though.

hhhuuummm!!!
Monkey
posted 01-27-2000 02:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hhhuuummm!!!     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
margaritaville baby

SLACKER
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posted 01-27-2000 12:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SLACKER   Click Here to Email SLACKER     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:

Why dont we get drunk and screw...


now thats a song...

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"All Creative People Procrastinate..."


celticcalm
Monkey
posted 01-28-2000 09:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for celticcalm   Click Here to Email celticcalm     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
".....it's about lazy days and crazy nights"

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"My steak had lips and teeth!"

Pez
Monkey
posted 01-28-2000 11:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pez   Click Here to Email Pez     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
"...I'm not beautiful like you, I'm beautiful like me."

Joy Drop: Beautiful

hhhuuummm!!!
Monkey
posted 02-01-2000 01:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hhhuuummm!!!     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
GOOD SONG PEZ

Tostito
ZooKeeper
posted 02-01-2000 02:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Cut the capitals

Nick Zbu
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posted 02-01-2000 12:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
'WE'RE NOT GONNA IT
NOOO!
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT,
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
ANYMOOOOOOOOOORE!!!'

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The Incredibly Strange Creature Who Stopped Living and Became a Mixed-Up Zombie Lover of Z-Flicks.


Britt
ZooKeeper
posted 02-01-2000 06:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Britt   Click Here to Email Britt     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Nick, would that be an official "ZING"?

Munky
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posted 02-03-2000 02:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Munky     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
These are not good lyrics to live by but they give you some good inparation for slang matches, hehehehe.......

Korn

K@#Ø%!

Fucking titties, suckin two balled bitch
With a fat green clit
My mean compoto bitch
Oh shit, fucking, ass licking, piss sucking, cunt
These nuts on your lips
Kentucky fried kung-tao clits

I don't know what to say
so what don't give up on me, now
I don't know what to say, so what

Saggy tits swinging between your fat, crusty arm pits
Big ass hairy mole between your pussy lips
Cunt, shit, cock, dick, cunt, tit, barf, piss, balls, ass, pecker, queef
Oh shit, fuck, bitch, damn fuckin diarhea slut, with hips


I have thought to find something to say,
but now I found something to say
Fuck you!!! Punk ass bitch!!!

Fuck...Shit...Bitch

Arrggggghhhwwwwaaaaaaallllll
Arrggggghhhwwwwaaaaaaallllll
Arrggggghhhwwwwaaaaaaallllll


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Munky

Where's my fecking shotglass?

Tostito
ZooKeeper
posted 02-03-2000 04:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tostito   Click Here to Email Tostito     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hey Munky, been a while!

I could use your Texas Ranger help downstairs ('a coupla questions') with this hhhuuummm!!! freak, man.

[This message has been edited by Tostito (edited 02-03-2000).]

SLACKER
ZooKeeper
posted 02-03-2000 04:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SLACKER   Click Here to Email SLACKER     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i could be comdemmed to hell
for every sin but littering

i've slipped on the eats river and crashed into queens all skittering

I know the cops and the robbers
they dance the same, well

I've seen have a zillion girls
but havent spoken to a sinlge one of them


Everything is coming up
Everything is goin as planned
Everything is moving along
Everything is fine fine fine..


Soul Coughing...

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"All Creative People Procrastinate..."


babefromeire
Monkey
posted 02-20-2000 08:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for babefromeire   Click Here to Email babefromeire     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
the roof the roof the roof is on fir we don't need no motha f***** to make this fire higher as i do recall then it is u wa uwa uwa u wa uwa irish version ...

spam pilot
Monkey
posted 02-20-2000 09:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for spam pilot   Click Here to Email spam pilot     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Lyrics to live by... amm... as always - i'll go to my mentors the good old chaps from MONTY PYTHON:

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you i love you too,
I love to hear you oralize
When i'm between your thighs you blow me away
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and tell you i love you true
Life can be fine in position 69
If we just sit on our faces, and share the embraces 'till we'r blown away....

Oh, and also ( for obvious reasons ):

Lovely spam, what a wonderfull spam,
Lovely spam, spam, spam, spaaaaaaam.....

Pez
Monkey
posted 02-20-2000 06:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pez   Click Here to Email Pez     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Monty Python. Spam you just became a person I actually like, without even having to have a meaningful conversation with you! Yay!
(Don't worry I like all you guys as well!)

hhhhuuummm!!! you know of that song?

spam pilot
Monkey
posted 02-21-2000 07:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for spam pilot   Click Here to Email spam pilot     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sorry, Pez, don't know that one, but if you check out forum no. 9 - "What's your drink"
you'll find there something i think you might like.

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