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Jogger Monkey	posted 03-10-2002 04:43 AM Lots to know about male behavior these days. It's been documented that men are starting to come along way from the 70's stile crotch afro. Shave the Johnson
Ceramic Weasel Monkey	posted 03-10-2002 06:22 AM Well all the kids are doing it these days. It's the porno they watch, influencing their young minds. ------------------ Pop! Goes the weasel.
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-10-2002 10:48 AM I'm beginning this is what Lorena Bobbitt is doing in her free time: going after more harmless penises who just want to be happy. Lorena = Penial Al Queda. Think about it.
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 03-10-2002 03:13 PM BWA HAHAHA! This is some FUN-NY stuff!
Jogger Monkey	posted 03-11-2002 05:20 AM I like shaving that part. Well, except for the fact that I’m a very active man, jogging and general physical fitness stuff, and that can cause some trouble down there if I don’t keep it close shaven. Splash a little Old Spice up there, and Whaaaaaaaaaaa!……. Kidding. Chicks dig it though, and that’s all that matters in my book.
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 03-11-2002 05:24 AM Always good to get the bare facts of the matter!
Ceramic Weasel Monkey	posted 03-11-2002 05:41 AM It sounds dangerous, but if chicks dig it, i'm there! ------------------ Pop! Goes the weasel.
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-11-2002 08:50 AM More info than I needed to know.
Magpye Monkey	posted 03-12-2002 05:51 AM God do guys need instructions on how to do everything now a days.
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 03-12-2002 06:00 AM Unimaginative little darlings, aren't they?
Magpye Monkey	posted 03-12-2002 06:28 AM Well i didn't like to say, you know.
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 03-12-2002 06:44 AM Just IMPLY rather heavily!
Censorship Ahoy! Monkey	posted 03-12-2002 10:06 AM If you spent most of your time trying to understand a creature who's been around since Creation and still has no instructions manual, you'd also be grateful for every other peice of information concerning the world you could get, although I don't see myself using those shaving tips in the near future...
Censorship Ahoy! Monkey	posted 03-12-2002 10:09 AM BRRR, just thinking about it makes me shiver... Blade and testicles is not a good combination [This message has been edited by Censorship Ahoy! (edited 03-12-2002).]
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 03-12-2002 10:21 AM I'm STILL chuckling at the possibe visuals of this one!
Magpye Monkey	posted 03-12-2002 10:24 AM Simple just get get a woman to do it!!
Censorship Ahoy! Monkey	posted 03-12-2002 10:28 AM Not bloody likely
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 03-12-2002 10:31 AM hahaha...GREAT idea Mags...who can we practice on? Looks at the person who posted above her!
Magpye Monkey	posted 03-12-2002 11:22 AM You get the matress and i'll get the ropes, the blades and the shaving foam. Oh yes and the blindfolds, for us Lotty. [This message has been edited by Magpye (edited 03-12-2002).]
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 03-12-2002 11:29 AM Sort-ed! Ummm, CA...care to step this way please? We need a volunteer...
Censorship Ahoy! Monkey	posted 03-12-2002 01:22 PM [QUOTE]Originally posted by Magpye: You get the matress and i'll get the ropes, the blades and the shaving foam. Oh yes and the blindfolds, for us [b]Lotty. Apart from the blades, it sounds like a swell idea...
Ceramic Weasel Monkey	posted 03-13-2002 12:01 AM Well i don't fancy your chances in coming out of that one unscathed, especially seeing as your new "hair stylists" plan on being completely blind whilst they work. ------------------ Pop! Goes the weasel.
Censorship Ahoy! Monkey	posted 03-13-2002 11:59 AM Oh c'mon! You wish it were your nuts there instead of mine
Ceramic Weasel Monkey	posted 03-13-2002 08:25 PM I don't see how that is relevant in the slightest. ------------------ Pop! Goes the weasel.
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-14-2002 01:32 AM Plus, you two are forgetting the inevitable aftershave/cold water splash which will definitely affect your size.
Magpye Monkey	posted 03-15-2002 05:21 AM And you would know Nick??? [This message has been edited by Magpye (edited 03-15-2002).]
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-15-2002 08:29 AM Nope.
Jogger Monkey	posted 03-15-2002 11:03 AM Yep!
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-15-2002 12:13 PM Why, Jogger, why??
Jogger Monkey	posted 03-15-2002 04:39 PM quote: Chicks dig it though, and that’s all that matters in my book. That's all I can say. Except about the chafing. The chafing is bad for a jogger.
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-15-2002 04:54 PM Must scare them initially, through. Unless they're so drunk they can barely stand up straight.
Ceramic Weasel Monkey	posted 03-16-2002 12:03 AM All the girls in porn movies seem to love it... er, so i heard. ------------------ Pop! Goes the weasel.
djgaming Monkey	posted 03-16-2002 06:07 AM quote: Originally posted by Jogger: That's all I can say. Except about the chafing. The chafing is bad for a jogger. Shaving = Chafting Chafting = AGONY OOOOOOO the pain,that relentless unstoppable searing pain! Wait a minute,did you say chicks like it? Now, just where did I put that straight razor?
Censorship Ahoy! Monkey	posted 03-16-2002 09:46 AM Unless you have some kind of jungle going on down there, I think the shaving is perfectly unnecessary (and, do forgive me Jogger for saying it, but kind of gay). I mean, if a woman can't cope with the hair, what is she going to think of the main couse? Like, that's SO not 90's! Give me a break!; I, for one, stand by the "dark side" of my "Force"...
Censorship Ahoy! Monkey	posted 03-16-2002 09:51 AM In case I didn't make it clear enough in the post above, I did not mean to insinuate that Jogger was gay. He is, for all I know, a happy heterosexual. So no f***ing angry posts after this one! There [This message has been edited by Censorship Ahoy! (edited 03-16-2002).]
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-16-2002 11:31 AM Hmm...since males have external genitalia, would it really matter if the hair was removed? It doesn't really get in the way.
Jogger Monkey	posted 03-16-2002 10:50 PM Nick all I can say to that remark is: Have you ever had your face down there? I personally don't like my lady friends to have a wild bush so I can imagine what they might be thinking about if I had one. In addition, it might help you to know that shaving adds about another inch visually.
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-17-2002 12:50 AM Jogger, Actually, stubble down there is worse. Long hair usually has give where stubble is....UGH. Plus, who the hell needs another inch??
Ceramic Weasel Monkey	posted 03-17-2002 02:44 AM Maybe we should all just use conditioner. ------------------ Pop! Goes the weasel.
Gypsy Monkey	posted 03-17-2002 07:53 AM The visuals was what I was looking for , was like a book without pictures NO FUN ------------------ LIFE IS BUT A FLEETING MOMENT IN TIME , ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN

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