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Author
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Topic: Adventures of Travelling Zbu--Part One: Flying.
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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-22-2002 12:19 PM
   
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SCENE: Somewhere outside of New York, 13000 meters above the face of Earth....ZBU: Are we supposed to be flying upside down? FLIGHT ATTENDANT #1--Silence and enjoy our badly made chicken which is not really chicken but mostly rice! Five hours later.... ZBU: You know, Rik Mayall actually has a normal voice! What else will I discover on the journey here? FLIGHT ATTENDANT #2: Here, have some raw ant carasses. Billions of hours later ZBU: This little TV is great! Twenty channels of nothing but comedies and laughter! Except this one where it appears the camera is upside down...what is this? FLIGHT ATTENDANT #3: That is the 'Birds Eye View' of us missing the Tallest Building in Dublin and running over that guy that played Inspector Morse. ZBU: What an awful joke! I'll have you know I'm not finishing this little funky story of mine and I'm blaming it on jetlag. FA#3: Bleh.
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Jogger
Monkey
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posted 02-22-2002 01:13 PM
I wonder if NSync will sing that stupid Chili's song while up in space?
I wonder how many NSync jokes will come out when their space shuttle bursts into flames and scatters those great singer carcasses all over the planet. Q-What color were Justin Timberlakes eye's?
A- Blue. One blue to the left and the other blue to the right. Har! |
Chadwicky
Chimp with diapers
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posted 02-23-2002 01:25 AM
No, Ill do you one better jogger.
Nsync makes it into space but they fail to dock with the station. No, a peice of space junk crashes into the Station spilling them out into space and orbit. Forever turning around the Earth. Frozen and glistening in the night sky for all to see! Fifty years later their fans all flock down to Austrailia to witness Nsync's re-entry to Earth. They cry as the frozen corpses return in a burning blur and then a riot ensues over the charred remains. The rest of us Quiet Riot fans all sit back and laugh as we watch the events unfold via C-Span. Fin. |
Hello Newman 2001
Monkey
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posted 02-26-2002 05:37 AM
Sorry, but that was crap. |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 02-26-2002 06:11 AM
Thanks Newman. I couldn't say it this time. I just shake my head. Then kick my cat. |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-26-2002 06:13 AM
Your poor cat must have it's poor ickle butt kicked in by now then, Jogger! LOL |
Hello Newman 2001
Monkey
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posted 02-26-2002 09:04 AM
That's OK, Jogger. I know how much hard work it can be insulting primates like Chadwicky sometimes. I'm amazed that someone can post a message about the destruction of N'Sync and not elicit my sympathy. |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 02-26-2002 12:12 PM
NewmanWell, you're on your own as far as NSync is concerned. I was just appalled at Chads attempt at humer............AGAIN. |
Hello Newman 2001
Monkey
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posted 02-26-2002 12:29 PM
You see, Fuckwitty is not even able to be accidently funny. Example: the Chicago Bulls. This is the problem with him and DJgaming. They have no hope of being funny. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 02-28-2002 08:55 AM
Yet I lord over all of you because I'm standing on this nifty footstool... |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 02-28-2002 09:05 AM
Better be careful Mags doesn't give it a kick and you land on your right royal butt there Nick .  ------------------
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