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Nick Zbu
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posted 10-31-2001 07:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You heard me right. I live in a Cowtown populated by complete rubes who, instead of taking life by the reins, decide to do nothing and live out their lives in complete ignorance. While this is their natural-born American right, they also complain about it which shows a clear view of their fucking stupidity.

How did I find this out, you ask? Didn't I already know? Well, yes, but stupidity comes in magnitudes. You never know the true magnitude until something bad happens.

Today, some teenage whore in a Jeep slammed into my sister's car which my mother borrowed to drive home from work in. The bitch...the utter sow cunt must have slammed on the gas because she hit my sister's car with enough force to nearly crack the rear axle from about 20 feet away. But since she was in high school and this happened in front of said high school, everyone went to see if she was okay.

Her jeep was not damaged. My sister's car and nearly my mother was almost totaled.

To my cowtown's credit, I must say that most of my mother's coworkers came to her aid and for that I thank them: they must come from some town which actually cares for human life (hence not mine). Thankfully, my mother is only (and still shaken). The police came and questioned everybody and, using the gift of complete stupidity despite position in society, claimed the accident was my mother's fault DESPITE having some stupid teenage cunt ready-to-be-raped-by-a-gorilla eyefucker slam into her.

But yet, the whole stupidity of it baffles me. It was the GIRL who slammed into my MOTHER, not the other way around. Yet everyone goes to see if this GIRL...who God help me I hope dies by some STD which causes her head to melt straight off...gets off scot-free to do her usual stuff which must include biting the penises of small animals and raping small boys.

So, in conclusion, I have learned one important lesson about American life: most of us are incredibly stupid. And I'm going to regret saying this, but I'm starting to question why we should object to having the Taliban thin out our population. Especially cowtown's like mine. Hell, tonight is Halloween...wouldn't it be fitting to buy some glow-in-the-dark paint and draw a giant circle around my little shithole of a cunt of a town and beneath it, in GIANT letters, write "Aim here: these people are going to kill themselves anyway, make your pathetic and illogical statement for your way of life right FUCKING here!"

Shit, if the terrorists are killing, at least they should be killing the ones nobody will or SHOULD care about.

But my mother is still alive. Pity I can't say the opposite for the young bitch that nearly put an end to her life.

Reply if you want.

Iridium
Monkey
posted 10-31-2001 07:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Iridium   Click Here to Email Iridium     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I don't think you can judge an entire town, much less an entire country, based on one insignificant idiotic person.

Magpye
Monkey
posted 11-01-2001 05:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye   Click Here to Email Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sorry to hear about what happened to your mum Nick
I hope she is ok, and believe me i know about the
pricks who are on the roads who think they can
drive.

Lotus666
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posted 11-01-2001 07:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lotus666     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sorry to hear about your Mum's accident. Glad she is okay. SO, you been out cruising with a steel baseball bat then, Nick?

Lord Destroyer
Monkey
posted 11-01-2001 08:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lord Destroyer   Click Here to Email Lord Destroyer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sorry to hear about it, Nick.

What the hell were those cops tripping on? A retard would know it was Miss Head-Stuck-In-Her-Shit-Filled-Pants's fault! Speeding, reckless driving, I mean, good grief! That stuff alone would fetch huge fines and probably revocation of driver's license.

Nick Zbu
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posted 11-02-2001 12:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Thanks, everyone. And I'm sorry I flew off the handle as well. That was definitely uncalled for.

As for my mom, I have yet to learn of her injuries but she seems herself again. And the car can be repaired. So, aside from the incident, I am happy that everything worked out.

Withnail
Monkey
posted 11-02-2001 12:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Withnail     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
glad to hear your mum's OK,
and don't worry; everyone flies off the handle now and again, it's only a problem when you actually go and do something physical I suppose.

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