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Withnail Monkey	posted 10-16-2001 09:41 PM thought he was a bit suspect! [This message has been edited by Withnail (edited 10-16-2001).]
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 10-17-2001 06:02 PM hahaha...ooooooops!
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 10-17-2001 10:35 PM I can see it now... quote: SCENE: In the clouds... GOD: Jesus Bartholew Christ, get your ass in here now!! JESUS: Yeah, dad? GOD: Just what the holy hell did you think you were doing?? JESUS: Aw, but dad, I really wanted to fuck things up. America seemed like the right place. GOD: But the Twin Towers? Do you know how much I loved the 1976 version of King Kong?? Why do you think I gave the part of the blonde love interest to that harpie who barely got naked?? JESUS: Aw, but dad, the Americans were begging for a fragging. SUVS were everywhere for style! They were ignorant to the realities of the world!! GOD: Excuse me, but who the fuck made you God? JESUS: Not the Jewish, that's for sure. GOD: Oh, again with the Jewish!! Maybe that'll teach you not to use the Star of David for a fucking throwing star, eh?? Enough pity, get to your room!! JESUS: Oh, okay! GOD: Don't stomp up those stairs! Those poor Californians don't need another earthquake!! JESUS: Fine! grumble GOD: And don't take my name in vain! Spoiled little brat...almost wish for the days of Yahweh Ben Yahweh... YAHWEH: Yeeesssssssssssssssssss??? GOD: I said almost, prick! fires lightning bolt FIN
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 10-18-2001 03:45 AM hehehe...nice work of profanity there, Nicky! Better leave town now though...think the mormons have your address...
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 10-18-2001 12:01 PM Nah, I have my ways of dealing with Mormons.. quote: SCENE: Outside of Zbu's House. MORMON 1: Excuse me, Mr. Zbu, can you please turn down your Rammstein? It is infecting my pure white ears. ZBU: Fuck off, pisser! MORMON 2: How rude, I think we should enforce our beliefs on him in a typically Taliban way. ZBU: Here's an idea...why don't you check your fancy underwear drawer! For these!! MORMON 1: EEK! He has stolen the underwear that protects us from evil demons like ourselves!! MORMON 2: And it's the frilly ones with the lycra and lace!! MORMON 1: Wait, what is he doing with that gasoline and that torch??? ZBU: Bwahahahahahhaa..... MORMON 2: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! FIN
Lord Destroyer Monkey	posted 10-20-2001 10:25 PM Ever notice that the bloodiest wars were fought over religion? Christians, Muslims, Jews, Hindus all taking turns killing each other. Millions of dead motherfuckers. Millions of dead motherfuckers, and it's because they gave the wrong answer to the "God" question. Do you believe in God? No. BLAM Dead. Do you believe in God? Yes. Do you believe in my God? No. BLAM Dead. My God has a bigger dick than your God. [/george carlin] [This message has been edited by Lord Destroyer (edited 10-21-2001).]

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