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Rockjock Monkey	posted 10-02-2001 09:20 PM Man, did you see the Enterprise premiere? That was polished, bro! T'Pal is mega-hot. She made me ask "Seven of WHO?" Damn, imagine having to grease her up in that decontamination place. The ship's cool too. One thing sucked: Billy Bob Thornton. He's a dumbass Vulcan. I hope a Klingon guts him with a rusty knife. Enterprise! Woo-hoo!
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 10-03-2001 01:54 AM RJ, Actually, I have it on tape but have yet to see it (very bad week at school). But I keep hearing about this hot Vulcan chick with nipples galore....drool But still, Vulcan chick? I have my fears, man...but if she's hot, she can mindmeld with me anytime. Yet still, my heart lingers for Leela.
Rockjock Monkey	posted 10-03-2001 03:59 AM Shocking, just shocking. I'm so ashamed of myself. I am awful.
Swizzle Dick Monkey	posted 10-03-2001 04:08 AM My Pon Farr is gonna explode!!!!
Rockjock Monkey	posted 10-03-2001 04:12 AM More like the Porn Farr. She has apparently perfected the zero-G bra.
Jogger Monkey	posted 10-03-2001 04:42 AM Now that is a fine example of what an airbrush can do.
Rockjock Monkey	posted 10-03-2001 11:00 PM It's true, 60% of her body covered in third-degree burns.
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 10-03-2001 11:37 PM It's one of the first times I've seen an airbrush applied to a woman's stomach with that much paint!
Rockjock Monkey	posted 10-04-2001 02:57 AM I can't help feeling like this is a caption contest all blown to hell.
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 10-22-2001 04:21 PM Yes it is. And why am I here? Well... 1) I got bored 2) See 1) So, what is the preliminary word on where this "Enterprise" series is going? I haven't bothered to check out any of the episodes at all (school and work, sadly) and I might indulge this Wednesday. Should I or should I just ignore it like the plague?
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 10-24-2001 06:54 PM Oh, what the hell, I'm bored: quote: SCENE: Trek Convention 2003 somewhere in Kansas. NERD 1: Excuse me, but are you T'Pal? T'PAL: Yup. Want an autograph and it'll cost ya. NERD 1: Yes, yes, please! Lather me up in cornseed oil and feast upon my pale bony nerd-like body! T'PAL: Oh, a perv, eh? I'll show you how we deal with those dorks. Suddenly T'Pal stands in front of a air conditioner and turns back around. T'PAL: Here...HAVE A HUG!! NERD 1: Ah, my eyes! My far-sighted and imperfect eyes! How now will I see the wonders of the universe or the 138 minute version of "Supergirl?" T'PAL throws him into the dirt and plucks his now-ruined eyes off of her extended perturbances T'PAL: This ain't no more "Next Generation" shit, boyz!!

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