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Withnail Monkey
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posted 08-13-2001 09:49 PM
Using my amazing toasting powers I have just set the smoke alarms throughout the building off. go on, evacuate you fools, bhahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!! Excellent, soon you will all know my power! |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 08-13-2001 10:13 PM
You fool! Now you tempt fate!*hits Withnail square in the balls with the fire exguisher* |
Withnail Monkey
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posted 08-13-2001 10:40 PM
So Nick, you think your fire extinguisher can defeat my patented titanium cricket box(TM)? *lowers trousers to display shining jock-strap, eyes squinting like Clint Eastwood at end of Fistful of Dollars* prepare to defend yourself against the master of edited posts!
[This message has been edited by Withnail (edited 08-19-2001).] |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 08-13-2001 11:08 PM
Don't go there, man. I could make this thread disappear faster than a saucer in front of the Pentagon. |
Withnail Monkey
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posted 08-13-2001 11:19 PM
chicken eh? |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 08-14-2001 06:23 PM
Do it! Do it! Make Smokey Joe sorry he ever kissed the cancer stick. |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-14-2001 07:57 PM
LOL Withnail...you are a nutter, you know that? Nick...dev null his arse! |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 08-14-2001 11:40 PM
In a bit, my dear Lotus. I want to see this Southern English Wanker do this thing.  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 08-15-2001 05:15 AM
That should be Southern Shandy Drinking Nick.  |
Carwash Monkey
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posted 08-15-2001 07:47 AM
Spiffing |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-15-2001 09:37 PM
LOL Yea...southern shandy drinkers are the pits, hey Mags? 
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Magpye Monkey
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posted 08-15-2001 09:40 PM
Couldn't agree with you more Lotty.  |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 08-15-2001 10:57 PM
Especially with names like 'Ms. Money-Sterling' and 'Lord Snot.' |
Withnail Monkey
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posted 08-18-2001 04:59 AM
hello, I believe I was drunk when I put all that in before; doesn't make much sense now, I'm sure it did at the time. And what's all this about shandy? I'm from the south-west, take the piss out of me for drinking cider. It's those wankers in the south-east that drink shandy! |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-18-2001 07:02 AM
RAAAH...a cider man! KNEW you were a cool dude, Withnail! Cheers...where's the "Scrumpy Jack"? |
Bluebottle Monkey
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posted 08-18-2001 08:37 AM
Titanium, eh Withnail? Beware of high voltage powerlines!!!  Now, where's that cider I heard someone mention???  p.s. I went to school (albeit briefly) in Tintagel, so at least a part of me belongs to the Southwest, Withnail. Lovely country!  [This message has been edited by Bluebottle (edited 08-18-2001).] |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-18-2001 08:45 AM
I, too...left a piece of my heart down in Devon. I remember climbing Tintagel in the pouring rain and a howling gale...LOL Think I also left part of my skin being flayed alive by the elements there as well! [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 08-18-2001).] |
Withnail Monkey
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posted 08-18-2001 09:55 AM
I hope you went to Merlin's cave! |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-18-2001 07:55 PM
I think the tides were all wrong, and we were all too soaked to go down on the beach and be washed out to see by the breeze! I wish I could have though. I am rather intrigued by Arthurian Legends...who knows. Maybe next time I am in the UK?!  |
Withnail Monkey
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posted 08-19-2001 03:49 AM
I wouldn't get too excited; it's just a cave, not a very impressive one at that.
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Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-19-2001 08:32 AM
But I have never been inside a cave. Wanted to see the Wookie Hole Caves...but not for 7 quid 50 pence per visitor...too expensive! So I missed out. Cheddar Gorge is pretty impressive...missed the caves there too. |
Withnail Monkey
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posted 08-19-2001 09:11 AM
Not been to Kent's cavern then? it's good when they turn all the lights off (nudge, nudge, ) |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-20-2001 05:17 AM
LOL No, missed that one too! Missed so much I wanted to see...and so much I never knew existed. *SIGH* SO, is it any good then?  |
Bluebottle Monkey
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posted 08-20-2001 07:18 AM
I went to Wookey hole when I was young - don't think it was so expensive then! Stayed with an aunt and uncle in Wells.I still remember the witch and her dog (rock formations).  Lots of legends and stories all around there. Hasn't affected me one little bit though. Boowwahahahahaha!!! 
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Bluebottle Monkey
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posted 08-20-2001 07:19 AM
... except when there's a full moon.  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 08-20-2001 08:39 AM
Yes i went there when i was younger, part of a school trip, but can't remember much about it now, but you have just reminded me of something here, that i should have shown Lotty when she was here!!!  |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 08-21-2001 03:12 AM
Now she remembers , probably just as well Lotty would have needed more film . LOL  ------------------ Gypsy...I'm a lover and a FIGHTER you hear !!! |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 08-21-2001 03:46 AM
I think your probably right there Gypsy.  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-21-2001 04:55 AM
hahaha...OI, you two...  (Gawd, they know me so well!)  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 08-21-2001 08:03 AM
Yeah we do.  But i think it would have freaked you out a bit though. |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 08-21-2001 08:39 PM
No pic this end Mags and yes I think we have her nailed , but I am just as bad only I focus on wildlife ,in particular pelicans have so many , take photos of them everywhere I go .------------------ Gypsy...I'm a lover and a FIGHTER you hear !!! |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-22-2001 05:44 AM
Can't see that pic either Mags!  Seem to be a lot of red crosses. And Gypsy...yes...just a different focus on pics!  |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 08-22-2001 06:13 AM
Hmmm, never mind, shit happens.  |
Jogger Monkey
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posted 08-22-2001 06:15 AM
I'll say. |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 08-22-2001 06:35 AM
Hey there, Jogs...what do YOU like taking pics of then? Mine is castles...  |
Jogger Monkey
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posted 08-22-2001 06:38 AM
Hands, the palms. |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 08-22-2001 10:50 AM
Do a spot of palm reading do you Jogger ?  ------------------ Gypsy...I'm a lover and a FIGHTER you hear !!! |
Jogger Monkey
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posted 08-22-2001 11:00 AM
The lines on the face and palms of a human are the most intriguing. |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 08-22-2001 12:54 PM
Especially if the lines form a crude picture of the devil buying some corn pads for his hooves. Freaky.  |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 08-23-2001 09:08 AM
Where did that come from Nick .------------------ Gypsy...I'm a lover and a FIGHTER you hear !!! |