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Author Topic:   Picture the scene.... Withnail Monkey posted 08-05-2001 12:18 PM          It's 6:15 am. I'm walking along a bridge over the river Exe. I've got a terrible hangover Suddenly there's a shout of "Oi!" from somewhere off to my right. A man approaches me wearing nothing but a pair of wet boxer shorts and some equally wet trainers. This lunatic asks me for a cigarette and I oblige, anxious to get away from this madman. He then proceeds to tell me how he woke up in the river, evidently thinking this is some sort of explanation and worried I may have assumed that he got up, put his keks on and then covered himself in water to go out and scab fags off people. Eventually I escape. Now my question is: Does anyone else have to deal with this sort of shit first thing on a Sunday morning? Carwash Monkey posted 08-05-2001 06:12 PM             lololol no Lotus666 ZooKeeper posted 08-05-2001 06:36 PM          Only you mate...you lucky, lucky sod! Rockjock Monkey posted 08-05-2001 08:30 PM             The only crazy people I ever meet are clothed. Nick Zbu ZooKeeper posted 08-06-2001 02:19 AM             I can't say the same. I wonder what Smirnoff puts in their bottles to make people take off their clothes... Carwash Monkey posted 08-06-2001 09:56 AM             ice? Iridium Monkey posted 08-06-2001 02:51 PM             Or maybe Vodka? . Roz_27 Monkey posted 08-06-2001 03:27 PM             Does it matter? It tastes nice Magpye Monkey posted 08-06-2001 05:06 PM             I just don't give a shit, but fine rain is nice and a bottle of red wine. Carwash Monkey posted 08-06-2001 06:44 PM             i said ice cos of 'Smirnoff Ice' plus vodka and diet coke 0wn :d o_O ------------------ If there's anything more important than my ego around, i want it caught and shot now.

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