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LittleCrackBaby Monkey	posted 07-30-2001 12:47 AM Doing my share on the road to 10,000 Heres the first line: That's a nice [dress/outfit/shirt/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 07-30-2001 03:00 AM "Hey, baby, I'm just a nice normal guy...not like that guy at the end of the bar. I hear he strangles prostitutes in his free time."
Widow Monkey	posted 07-30-2001 04:48 AM My brother has a habit of standing up in the middle of a full pub asking.. Does anyone want to go halves on a baby One off the classics is, how do you like your eggs in the morning?? Personally myself, unfertilized.
Case B Monkey	posted 07-30-2001 06:23 AM Here's a 'guy's perspective' variation from the famous deleted scene (or, from the actual book) in Fight Club... Hey, baby. How about we have an abortion together? and, a direct quote from Army of Darkness, that could alternately be used as a bad pick-up line... Hey, she-bitch. Let's go.
Gypsy Monkey	posted 07-30-2001 08:22 AM Recently saw The Fight Club , good movie although a little weird at times .Being a blonde it was only just before the end I realised the guy was a skiztso .back to topic had a guy tell me we should watch the sunrise together the next day another who kept popping up everywhere and have watched in action saying the same thing to other females uses the line didn't we met at whatever nightclub last week , I swear he's been using the same line for at least fourteen years that I know of , pointed him out to Lotus at our famous Ekka a few years back , then we ran in the opposite direction . ------------------ Gypsy...I'm a lover and a FIGHTER you hear !!!
LittleCrackBaby Monkey	posted 07-30-2001 12:57 PM sadly this is true of most men.. "Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."
Jogger Monkey	posted 07-30-2001 01:49 PM If I had a pimple on my back, would you pop it for me? If they laugh, and hang around, they're mine.
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 07-30-2001 07:47 PM hehehe...I'd laugh, but I might run depending on the size of the pimple!!!
Gypsy Monkey	posted 07-30-2001 08:32 PM What we really need Lotus is a small voice activated tape recorder so we can get them all on tape . ------------------ Gypsy...I'm a lover and a FIGHTER you hear !!!
LittleCrackBaby Monkey	posted 07-30-2001 09:39 PM i saw this in a movie so.. Guy:How about we go for a pizza then screw Girl: ugh no! Guy: what you don't like pizza?
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 07-30-2001 10:16 PM Overheard at a Star Trek convention: "Hey, baby, wanna see my secret phaser?"
LittleCrackBaby Monkey	posted 07-31-2001 12:03 AM i was watching wrestling before new years this past year and one wrestler said one leg was christmas and the other was new years and you all should come see me between the holidays
Lord Destroyer Monkey	posted 07-31-2001 01:09 AM I recall Lotus posting this one once, but I forgot the thread it was in. "Did it hurt?" "What?" "When you fell out of the sky." That one sounds like Corny Central to me.
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 07-31-2001 05:12 AM I honestly had a guy say that to me when I was out dancing one night...aiiiii!
AfroBoy Monkey	posted 08-03-2001 07:13 PM i believe the quote is suppose to be "Did it hurt?" "What?" "When you fell from heaven." i got that from bio dome, dont know whether its the same, but nm
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 08-03-2001 09:24 PM Yea...the line he used WAS actually "heaven". What a dork.
Scribe Mozell Monkey	posted 08-03-2001 09:36 PM "My name is _____. Remember it. You'll be screaming it later." "Are you married?" "Yes." "That's okay. so am I." Kill these people. [This message has been edited by Scribe Mozell (edited 08-03-2001).]
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 08-03-2001 09:38 PM With a pick-axe through the skull preferably!
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 08-03-2001 10:03 PM Or if you're quick enough, shove a stick of dynamite in their mouth while it's open, keeping it open so when you light the fuse you can hear the squeals of fear. [/evil] [/gruesome]
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 08-03-2001 10:13 PM I likes ya logic, Nick me lad!
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 08-05-2001 02:27 AM That's all?? I'm hurt.
Withnail Monkey	posted 08-05-2001 05:51 AM True story: a mate of mine went up to a girl in a club and asked, quite innocently, "is this seat empty" pointing to the seat next to her. to which she rudely replied "yes, and if you sit down mine will be too". Quick on the repartee my friend said "that's probably because you'll be on your knees sucking my cock!" He went home with her later that evening. funny old world innit?
Gypsy Monkey	posted 08-06-2001 10:11 AM Supprise but some of those corny lines actually work , think we get a little curious sometimes or maybe the fact that they were so corny they made us laugh . ------------------ Gypsy...I'm a lover and a FIGHTER you hear !!!
Magpye Monkey	posted 08-06-2001 10:23 AM Well at least we know what to look out for. I heard this in a pub... Guy to girl Have you got a good set of lungs?? Good, could you blow on this and see if i've got any holes in my bollocks.
Pez Monkey	posted 08-06-2001 10:23 AM A man walks up to a woman at a bar. He says, "You know, we're both here for the same reason." The woman turns to him and says, "Yeah. To pick up chicks."
Magpye Monkey	posted 08-06-2001 05:24 PM Ahhhhhhh, that was on an advert over here Pez
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 08-06-2001 06:48 PM hehehe...is a good one though! Must admit, a friend and I have gone out together, and to get rid of persistent blokes...have told them we are "together" LOL Luckily none of them have asked to watch before now...
Roz_27 Monkey	posted 08-06-2001 07:25 PM Me and a mate of mine tried that, but then we were asked to prove it
Magpye Monkey	posted 08-06-2001 07:27 PM I have had to prove it, and thankfully it worked out for the best, the dickhead pissd off. Thank God for best mates, that's all i can say [This message has been edited by Magpye (edited 08-06-2001).]
Carwash Monkey	posted 08-06-2001 07:29 PM hehehehe O_o
Magpye Monkey	posted 08-06-2001 07:37 PM No she's not my type Washie, but she saved me from getting strangled.
Roz_27 Monkey	posted 08-06-2001 07:48 PM Best mates are great.
Carwash Monkey	posted 08-06-2001 07:53 PM i'd never ever kiss my best mate... and i mean that tile so stop the advances pls! * *he aint really makin any advnaces towards me
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 08-06-2001 09:53 PM Go on...you know you want to! hehehe...
Gypsy Monkey	posted 08-07-2001 09:32 AM Another I've heard , the guy says to the female , do you like flowers , she says yes he quips well grab my stalk. ------------------ Gypsy...I'm a lover and a FIGHTER you hear !!!
Roz_27 Monkey	posted 08-07-2001 05:23 PM Oh my friend got that one! She said sure if i thought i could find it
Carwash Monkey	posted 08-07-2001 05:34 PM lol... touche`
Gypsy Monkey	posted 08-08-2001 05:17 AM Would love to have seen the guys face Roz . ------------------ Gypsy...I'm a lover and a FIGHTER you hear !!!
Roz_27 Monkey	posted 08-08-2001 02:53 PM Trust me, it was great.
Gypsy Monkey	posted 08-10-2001 01:00 AM Would like to add that last line was used on me by one of my ex's whom hailed from the UK , Manchester in fact so may be an englishman's line . ------------------ Gypsy...I'm a lover and a FIGHTER you hear !!!

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