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Topic: The WWYK Family Portrait.
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Nick Zbu
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posted 07-25-2001 02:30 AM
   
 Yup, that is all of us. FJ was still recovering from his freezer beer accident while I was posing as a black man to escape income taxes while Pez dons her Courtney Cox mask to escape the advances of Carwash. Meanwhile, Rocket dazzles us all with his ruby-quartz sunglasses. 
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Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 07-25-2001 07:04 AM
What is a Misfit of Science? |
FatJohnny
ZooKeeper
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posted 07-25-2001 10:13 AM
I still have to drink my beer warm... damn freezer... |
Nick Zbu
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posted 07-25-2001 01:14 PM
Sorry about that FJ....but look on the bright side: now when you goose chicks they scream for another reason.  And RJ, a "Misfit of Science" is a cast member of a one-season wonder called "Misfits of Science" which was a show on NBC in 1985 whose existence shows how old Courtney Cox really is. |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 07-25-2001 01:37 PM
Meh, she's still doable. |
Pez
Monkey
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posted 07-25-2001 03:02 PM
The only Cox I know of that's doable is Christina Cox  |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 07-25-2001 08:41 PM
Courtney doesn't do it for you? |
Iridium
Monkey
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posted 07-25-2001 09:43 PM
RJ, somehow I doubt Pez shares your 'tastes' in women. I mean, Courtney Cox is waay overrated (and definetely falls in the slut category). |
Nick Zbu
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posted 07-25-2001 10:00 PM
Courtney Cox falls into the Corpse column. Have you seen a recent episode of "Friends?" I don't know if it's the studio lights but she looks decepid and nearly 50.Maybe the portrait in her attic was damaged.. |
Pez
Monkey
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posted 07-25-2001 10:57 PM
Let's see..
Courtney Cox:
or
Christina Cox:
Tough choice. I think I'll go for Christina any day.
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Pez
Monkey
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posted 07-25-2001 10:58 PM
Plus...she's Canadian. |
Nick Zbu
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posted 07-25-2001 11:12 PM
So it's revealed: Pez wants a Canadian for free medical care!!! |
Pez
Monkey
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posted 07-25-2001 11:14 PM
No. |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 07-26-2001 10:45 AM
No, she just wants to sneak into a country still ruled by monarchs.And okay, she's old, but not really old. And sure she's a slut. How many guys do those Friends girls lay in the run of a week? It doesn't matter anyway, because once a woman gets a beef injection from David Arquette, she officially falls into the "creepazoid untouchable" bin. How about Arquette, Pez? I suppose you like him.  |
Pez
Monkey
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posted 07-26-2001 01:02 PM
I think he's funny. That's about it. |
Nick Zbu
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posted 07-26-2001 02:20 PM
So Pez wants an Canadian to get the Honourary Canadian Flag and a free punch to Mary Welsh's gut? |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 07-26-2001 02:46 PM
Walsh, Mary Walsh. Talk about a heavy bag. |
Iridium
Monkey
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posted 07-26-2001 03:29 PM
Ok, thought I'd just sum things up:
1. Courtney Cox: old, corpsish slut
2. Christina Cox: Hot, and Canadian
3. Canada: better than the US
4. Girls from 'Friends': Get lots of action5. David Arquette: Funny, but makes women untouchable
6. Mary Walsh: Heavy, and her name isnt spelled 'Welsh'.
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Pez
Monkey
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posted 07-26-2001 04:55 PM
7. Christina's got a damned good body. 
8. I've been taking tae bo...let me at Walsh.
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Nick Zbu
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posted 07-26-2001 06:03 PM
Welsh, Walsh, like I care. |
Pez
Monkey
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posted 07-26-2001 07:45 PM
You know you care. |
Iridium
Monkey
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posted 07-26-2001 10:13 PM
* Watches as nick nearly explodes trying to keep from correcting grammar and spelling *"Must... resist.. Grammatical... errors!* |
Nick Zbu
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posted 07-26-2001 11:17 PM
Oh, Irid, that's what my future co-moderator should do. |
Rockjock
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posted 07-27-2001 07:52 AM
quote:
*The scene: a dark alley, as Pez is walking home alone. She is confronted by A STRANGER.*Stranger: Give me your money! Pez: You--you watch out! I have a black belt in Tae Bo! *Pez runs away as STRANGER is paralyzed with convulsive fits of laughter.*
And Nick, you shouldn't say you'd pick on the Welsh. People will think you're English or something. |
Pez
Monkey
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posted 07-27-2001 09:43 AM
Very funny RJ. |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 07-27-2001 01:01 PM
Take up Shoto-Kan, that will whip you into shape. I'm hoping to find a really good dojo once I get settled down. |
Pez
Monkey
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posted 07-27-2001 02:34 PM
But have you ever tried to do the Tae bo kicks on the advanced tape? That'll whip anyone into shape. |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 07-27-2001 02:51 PM
I have a black belt in feng shui, so watch it or I'll be round to sort your house right out! |
Nick Zbu
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posted 07-27-2001 04:27 PM
I have a black belt in Lung Fu and Tongue Fu. Well, that's what the nun said after her 'coming out' cigarette. |
Lotus666
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posted 07-27-2001 08:56 PM
Well...I have a 4th Dan Black Belt in Ikebana and Origami...so BE WARNED...else you'll find yourself in for a savage folding and neatly arranged in the death pose with a lilly up your arse...hehehe... [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 07-27-2001).] |
Nick Zbu
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posted 07-27-2001 09:49 PM
But can you do the Hopping Crane Kick, Roo-Style? |
Lotus666
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posted 07-27-2001 10:48 PM
Pfffffft...easy peasy! |
Nick Zbu
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posted 07-27-2001 11:17 PM
But not while you're standing on your head! |
Lotus666
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posted 07-27-2001 11:27 PM
Yea...!!! Is there any other way??? |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 07-27-2001 11:31 PM
standing on your backside |
Lotus666
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posted 07-28-2001 12:03 PM
No, that's the Flushing Dragon...and it's done with 3 rolls of toilet paper and a lit taper!!! |
Nick Zbu
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posted 07-28-2001 12:16 PM
Or "the Red Guy Walk," but that requires excellent control over the butt muscles. |
Withnail
Monkey
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posted 07-28-2001 03:13 PM
I reckon we could get the guy in the left of the pic on the "men who look like Kenny Roger's site (or is that where it came from)[This message has been edited by Withnail (edited 07-28-2001).] |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 07-30-2001 02:56 AM
Withnail , I need a "feng shui" makeover in my bedroom have a nice comfortable waterbed you can recline on whilst contemplating any changes . ------------------
Gypsy...I'm a lover and a FIGHTER you hear !!! |
Nick Zbu
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posted 08-02-2001 01:30 AM
Next time on Zbu....Gypsy puts the moves on Withnail as Zbu and Lotus try to take over the House of Representatives..and Rockjock finds his long lost son from an alternate reality... |
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