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Topic: Talk Show Topics You Wouldn't Want To Watch.
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Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 06-27-2001 03:03 PM
Okay, in the vein of "Wanker Movies," choose Talk Show Topics that you wouldn't want to watch or be the audience in. One per post:EXAMPLE: "Teens With Gooey Acne" Go nuts. 
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OllyCres Monkey
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posted 06-27-2001 03:49 PM
Hmmm...can we use real ones? This morning before I left for school The 8th Wonder of the World (Springer) was on TV. "I'm Sleepin' with my Momma"...Ew ew ew.------------------ For those of ya'll that wear fanny packs! |
Kurtis Chimp with diapers
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posted 06-27-2001 04:20 PM
William F. Buckley presents: A tribute to famous Canadians. |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 06-27-2001 06:28 PM
Heh heh.  "Confessions of an Underwear Sniffer" |
Kurtis Chimp with diapers
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posted 06-27-2001 06:37 PM
My son is a C+ student! |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 06-27-2001 06:43 PM
Felching Uncovered!! |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 06-27-2001 06:44 PM
The Truth about Wadding |
Carwash Monkey
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posted 06-27-2001 06:44 PM
I cut my man hood off to escape gay stalker (true jerry springer one!)
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Magpye Monkey
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posted 06-27-2001 07:33 PM
Yep, seen that one.  |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 06-27-2001 07:42 PM
Actually, to prove that life is stranger than fiction (and vice versa), I'll allow real ones as well.And I agree with that mother one. Blech!! |
Pez Monkey
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posted 06-27-2001 10:29 PM
Alterboys who confess...their priest is actually a hermaphrodite. I'm gonna go to hell now...but ateast I got a laugh before I go.
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Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 06-27-2001 11:04 PM
Pez,You're not going to hell...at least, any faster than the rest of us. |
OllyCres Monkey
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posted 06-27-2001 11:13 PM
"Rimjobs and the people who get them...on the next Jenny Jones."------------------ For those of ya'll that wear fanny packs! |
Case B Monkey
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posted 06-28-2001 02:21 AM
Ricki Lake: My Husband Had an Affair With Our Dog, and I want Revenge![This message has been edited by Case B (edited 06-28-2001).] |
Case B Monkey
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posted 06-28-2001 02:24 AM
Oprah Winfrey: Middle-Aged Soccer Moms Tell All of Their Beauty Secrets! |
Case B Monkey
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posted 06-28-2001 02:27 AM
Maury Povich: Circus Sideshows and the Women Who Love Them
[This message has been edited by Case B (edited 06-28-2001).] |
Case B Monkey
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posted 06-28-2001 02:29 AM
Montel Williams: A Special Episode: Getting in Touch With Your Feelings |
Case B Monkey
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posted 06-28-2001 02:33 AM
and finally...(drum roll please)Jenny Jones: Flamboyant Gay Men and the Mentally Deranged Homophobes Who Kill Them! (I'll ignore Jerry Springer, because there are simply too many.) |
Case B Monkey
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posted 06-28-2001 02:35 AM
Oh, yeah...there's alsoRicki Lake: Please Make My Anti-Social Teen Go To Boot Camp So They May Be Scared Straight!...For About A Week. |
Kurtis Chimp with diapers
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posted 06-28-2001 10:58 AM
On the next Rosie O'Donnell: An afternoon with Yahoo Serious. |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 06-28-2001 12:38 PM
quote: Originally posted by Case B: Oh, yeah...there's alsoRicki Lake: Please Make My Anti-Social Teen Go To Boot Camp So They May Be Scared Straight!...For About A Week.
I've always wanted to see the inevitable sequel to this show, Please Stop My Now Furious Teen From Severing My Limbs. I mean, don't these assholes realize this will only piss off their little hellspawn even more? Just kick them out, geez!! 
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For Whom the Bell Tolls Monkey
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posted 07-08-2001 06:59 PM
TV and Violence: is there a connection?" Round #2.578 |
precorpse Monkey
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posted 07-09-2001 12:08 AM
Geraldo Rivera investigates the contents of Al Capone's septic tank. |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 07-09-2001 12:29 PM
"Getting Funky With the Cheez Whiz: Confessions of Food Fetishes." |