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Nick Zbu
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posted 06-27-2001 03:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Okay, in the vein of "Wanker Movies," choose Talk Show Topics that you wouldn't want to watch or be the audience in. One per post:

EXAMPLE: "Teens With Gooey Acne"

Go nuts.

OllyCres
Monkey
posted 06-27-2001 03:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for OllyCres   Click Here to Email OllyCres     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hmmm...can we use real ones? This morning before I left for school The 8th Wonder of the World (Springer) was on TV. "I'm Sleepin' with my Momma"...Ew ew ew.

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Kurtis
Chimp with diapers
posted 06-27-2001 04:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kurtis     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
William F. Buckley presents: A tribute to famous Canadians.

Rockjock
Monkey
posted 06-27-2001 06:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rockjock   Click Here to Email Rockjock     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Heh heh.

"Confessions of an Underwear Sniffer"

Kurtis
Chimp with diapers
posted 06-27-2001 06:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kurtis     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
My son is a C+ student!

Magpye
Monkey
posted 06-27-2001 06:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Felching Uncovered!!

Magpye
Monkey
posted 06-27-2001 06:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
The Truth about Wadding

Carwash
Monkey
posted 06-27-2001 06:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carwash   Click Here to Email Carwash     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I cut my man hood off to escape gay stalker


(true jerry springer one!)

Magpye
Monkey
posted 06-27-2001 07:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Magpye     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yep, seen that one.

Nick Zbu
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posted 06-27-2001 07:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Actually, to prove that life is stranger than fiction (and vice versa), I'll allow real ones as well.

And I agree with that mother one. Blech!!

Pez
Monkey
posted 06-27-2001 10:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pez   Click Here to Email Pez     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Alterboys who confess...their priest is actually a hermaphrodite.


I'm gonna go to hell now...but ateast I got a laugh before I go.

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 06-27-2001 11:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Pez,

You're not going to hell...at least, any faster than the rest of us.

OllyCres
Monkey
posted 06-27-2001 11:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for OllyCres   Click Here to Email OllyCres     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
"Rimjobs and the people who get them...on the next Jenny Jones."

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Case B
Monkey
posted 06-28-2001 02:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Case B   Click Here to Email Case B     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ricki Lake: My Husband Had an Affair With Our Dog, and I want Revenge!

[This message has been edited by Case B (edited 06-28-2001).]

Case B
Monkey
posted 06-28-2001 02:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Case B   Click Here to Email Case B     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oprah Winfrey: Middle-Aged Soccer Moms Tell All of Their Beauty Secrets!

Case B
Monkey
posted 06-28-2001 02:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Case B   Click Here to Email Case B     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Maury Povich: Circus Sideshows and the Women Who Love Them

[This message has been edited by Case B (edited 06-28-2001).]

Case B
Monkey
posted 06-28-2001 02:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Case B   Click Here to Email Case B     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Montel Williams: A Special Episode: Getting in Touch With Your Feelings

Case B
Monkey
posted 06-28-2001 02:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Case B   Click Here to Email Case B     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
and finally...(drum roll please)

Jenny Jones: Flamboyant Gay Men and the Mentally Deranged Homophobes Who Kill Them!

(I'll ignore Jerry Springer, because there are simply too many.)

Case B
Monkey
posted 06-28-2001 02:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Case B   Click Here to Email Case B     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oh, yeah...there's also

Ricki Lake: Please Make My Anti-Social Teen Go To Boot Camp So They May Be Scared Straight!...For About A Week.

Kurtis
Chimp with diapers
posted 06-28-2001 10:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kurtis     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
On the next Rosie O'Donnell: An afternoon with Yahoo Serious.

Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
posted 06-28-2001 12:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Case B:
Oh, yeah...there's also

Ricki Lake: Please Make My Anti-Social Teen Go To Boot Camp So They May Be Scared Straight!...For About A Week.


I've always wanted to see the inevitable sequel to this show, Please Stop My Now Furious Teen From Severing My Limbs. I mean, don't these assholes realize this will only piss off their little hellspawn even more? Just kick them out, geez!!

For Whom the Bell Tolls
Monkey
posted 07-08-2001 06:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for For Whom the Bell Tolls   Click Here to Email For Whom the Bell Tolls     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
TV and Violence: is there a connection?" Round #2.578

precorpse
Monkey
posted 07-09-2001 12:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for precorpse     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Geraldo Rivera investigates the contents of Al Capone's septic tank.

Nick Zbu
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posted 07-09-2001 12:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nick Zbu   Click Here to Email Nick Zbu     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
"Getting Funky With the Cheez Whiz: Confessions of Food Fetishes."

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