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Topic: Mommy
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Pez Monkey
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posted 06-25-2001 09:23 AM
When I grow up I want to be the Weakest Link lady. I got the hair (just need to die it), the glasses, the liking of the color black, and I can do one hell of a Britt accent. So anyone think I can? |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 06-25-2001 10:21 AM
Pez,You are far too.... --attractive --nice --witty --incredibly intelligent --stylish --unannoying To be that old Head in a Trenchcoat.  |
Pez Monkey
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posted 06-25-2001 11:44 AM
See that's why I want to be her...change the show for the better. |
Iridium Monkey
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posted 06-25-2001 02:35 PM
Now I'm going to have to either make up words or wait a long time before I can compliment Pez again, Nick. 
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Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 06-25-2001 06:48 PM
Irid,Oh, please. You're possibly the only person in the world to date that can use the "Butt" flattery and not get slaughtered (like a certain Zbu).  Pez, If you want to make the show better, hit the people on the way out with a large stick and say "LOSER! YOU SO LOSER!!" |
Pez Monkey
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posted 06-25-2001 08:54 PM
What about my Butt? |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 06-25-2001 11:01 PM
Pez,You goof. I meant the Colonel Seymour Butts method of describing how beautiful of a woman's eyes are. You see, the Colonel was a Southern gentleman at the end of the Civil War who was accepted back into Union graces by his merciful quality on the battlefield. As he could not fall back on his resources (Confederate money being worthless and his farming industry burned to a cinder after Sherman's rampage), he wrote for the New York Times on Southern Charm and is famous in some circles for his way to describe a lady's eyes. He invented the word 'twinkle' as it pertains to the eyes. So that's what I meant. I'm not saying anything about your butt.  |
Pez Monkey
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posted 06-25-2001 11:41 PM
Yeah, suuuure. |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 06-26-2001 12:11 AM
Prove me wrong, then. And stop making me feel guilty, you know I didn't mean anything by it.  |
exile_11 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-26-2001 04:34 AM
The Australian host. Very scary in their similarity. What do they do, search the country for that particular look? |
Pez Monkey
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posted 06-26-2001 11:14 AM
Hmm....where have I seen a face simular to that one.... Nick...I have videos tapes catching you in the act. Fess up.
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Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 06-26-2001 11:51 AM
*hides pics of your butt behind back*What?  |
Carwash Monkey
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posted 06-26-2001 12:16 PM
/me is very sure pez has a spectacular arse |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-26-2001 03:45 PM
Exile...is that the actual picture? Or is it a mock-up of "Ole Acid Annie"?! WAY too similar...but I bet she isn't as tart as the original. |
Adams Monkey
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posted 06-26-2001 04:35 PM
I'm still puzzeled... What's the "Butt" flatery. without the history part that I got.------------------ "By the way which one is Pink?" |
Iridium Monkey
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posted 06-26-2001 08:23 PM
Is it just me, or am I the only one here who doesnt hit on Pez?  |
exile_11 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-27-2001 03:20 AM
Lotus; It is the actual picture. Don't tell me a good Aussie girl like you doesn't recognise Cornelia Frances. |
exile_11 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-27-2001 03:21 AM
Oh, nearly forgot. I'd like to see Pez's butt too. |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 06-27-2001 05:55 AM
Thought that was who it was,Exile...so, am I a good Aussie Girl then, hmmmmm? As for Pez's butt...I don't wanna know!  |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 06-27-2001 06:34 AM
Why do I always end missing the "Pez's butt" threads? |
Pez Monkey
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posted 06-27-2001 08:53 AM
.... |
FatJohnny ZooKeeper
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posted 06-27-2001 08:59 AM
Oh, c'mon. Put a smile on those cheeks. Whichever set you want.  |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 06-27-2001 09:23 AM
And that photo makes her look good , she has also just done a stint on HOME AND AWAY where she plays the part of a judge .------------------ Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!! |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 06-27-2001 06:25 PM
That Aussie host looks like a man. |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 07-01-2001 12:47 PM
Actually, that Aussie host looks like a robot. |
For Whom the Bell Tolls Monkey
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posted 07-03-2001 02:29 PM
Actually, she looks like JarJar Binks mother. _ _ An alien, mind you. |
For Whom the Bell Tolls Monkey
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posted 07-03-2001 02:43 PM
(I can post, but I can't read it afterwards ? ?Stupid Web. I'll start using smoke signs from now on: more reliable BTW Nick if you see my double postings fell free to delete them because I sure as hell can't... ) |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 07-03-2001 06:53 PM
Bell,Trying reloading your whole page, and if that doesn't work throw an email to LBJ or Zach so you can get....THE MASTER SOLUTION. 
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Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 07-03-2001 06:54 PM
Bell,Trying reloading your whole page, and if that doesn't work throw an email to LBJ or Zach so you can get....THE MASTER SOLUTION. 
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Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 07-04-2001 05:00 AM
Bell, a while back there I was having the same problem. What version of IE are you running? And what OS are you using? I ended up downloading Netscrape (ICK )...but in the end needed to upgrade to the latest version of IE. PROBLEM SOLVED!Good luck, Bell...let us know!  |