posted 06-14-2001 01:03 PM            

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*Hello Kitty is busying herself preparing for her tea party with Tracy and Fifi. It's a beautiful day for such goings on.*

Hello Kitty: More tea, Fifi?

Fifi: Oh yes please. This is ever so much fun!

Tracy: Yes. Mew mew mew.

Sakura Avalon: Not so fast, you monsters! I've come to take you as my prisoners, Clow beasts!

*Sakura flies to the ground from her funky flying stick, dressed in a fish suit. Li Showron arrives a bit late, winded from running after Sakura.*

Hello Kitty: Mew, hello new friend. Would you like some tea and fig bars?

Li Showron: All we want is to kick your butt, Clow monster!

Hello Kitty: But I am not a monster. That is a pretty dress. Are you a goldfish?

Sakura Avalon: Cut the cutesy act. I'm not buying into it.

Kero: Looks like this cat ain't where it's at!

Sakura Avalon: Key of Clow, release the Power card!

Hello Kitty: I don't think so.

*Techno music begins pounding as Hello Kitty and her cohorts don black trenchcoats and Ray-ban sunglasses. Small arms are drawn from the picnic basket.*

Hello Kitty: Let's do this.

*Fifi does a double somersault into the air, drawing her TEC-9 and opening fire on Li. Li falls to the ground in a twitching mess.*

Sakura Avalon: Uh oh. Don't worry, Li. I'll just use my reverse time card and--

*The card is ripped in two by gunfire. Hello Kitty lines up the shot, but Sakura has her own 9 mm.*

Sakura Avalon: Die, bitch! *Sakura lines up, but is knocked down by Tracy's Uzi.* Ah Christ, I forgot about you. *Sakura dies, while Fifi lands on Kero and squashes him flat.*

Hello Kitty: Suck some of that, card whore. Now who wants animal crackers?

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posted 06-14-2001 02:27 PM            

I always knew Hello Kitty could kick ass gangsta Matrix style. Good work, RJ!