posted 04-25-2001 09:37 AM
Found this whilst browsing a Star Trek site... 
50 Ways To Leave Your (Alien) Lover...
1. Get hit with a rock, Spock.
2. Transporter made a mess, Bess.
3. Q's got a peeve, Steve.
4. Deltan hickey, Mickey.
5. Food for what you ate, Kate.
6. That "tree" was a dude, Jude.
7. You pissed off Vaal, Jamaal.
8. Nebula blew, Hugh.
9. "Recycled" drone, Jerome.
10 Vulcan death grip, Chip.
11. Turned into a cube, Rube.
12. Tried to play God, Rod.
13. Crusher failed again, Len.
14. Too much Booth of Pain, Jane.
15. Fried egg on your back, Jack.
16. Oil slick got his kicks, Trix.
18. Bat'leth to the leg, Peg.
19. Phaser's not on stun, Son.
20. Temporal phenomenon, John.
21. Symbiant heartburn, Dern.
22. Macroviruses suck, Chuck.
23. Klingon bruisin', Susan.
24. Replicator prank, Hank.
25. Fal-tor-pan slip, Pip.
26. Fell in love with Kirk, Dirk.
27. Speeded up old age, Page.
28. Big lizard thing, Bing.
29. Roman gladiator, Tater.
30. Wore that red shirt, Kurt.
31. Exploding console, Joel.
32. Vidiian without a heart, Bart.
33. Cardassian spy, Eli.
34. Holodeck whoopsie, Tootsie.
35. Pissed off a Mugatu, Klatu.
36. Horta on your abs, Babs.
37. Extra with a line, Carmine.
38. Patted that Targ, Marge.
39. Woke a Pah wraith, Faith.
40. Borg assimilation, Jason.
41. Collapsing wormhole, Cole.
42. 'Nuther Kazon attack, Mac.
43. Hypnotized by a fern, Verne.
44. He's a doctor, not a mortician, Patricia.
45. Stuck in a black hole, Lowel.
46. Safeties weren't on, Juan.
47. Turbolift crash, Nash.
48. Romulan sangria, Maria.
48. Salt-sucking bitch, Mitch.
49. Shuttlecraft loss, Ross.
50. That's not Earl Grey, Clay.
hehehe...live long and prosper, people! 
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