|
Author
|
Topic: Super Eyes
|
Elfenstien
Chimp with diapers
|
posted 04-19-2001 02:11 PM
  
*pop*Tricked ya tricked ya! Nuck Zbi it's ME!!!!! ha ha ha yes I lied, but I couldn't have you suspect I would pop in for a visit. It would spoil my super eyes!!! *looks at you with wide eyes* So here I am I hope you are hoppy. Happy 2 years to ya pal. hahahahah
*unpop*
------------------
thats MRS.Elf to you! |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
|
posted 04-19-2001 02:31 PM
Heh heh hehe!!!! ELF!!! How are you??  |
Elfenstien
Chimp with diapers
|
posted 04-19-2001 02:51 PM
Nicks of Zbu I am doing well. Did I surprise you? yes yes yes yes yes?yes? say yes! YES!!!!!!! I checked my e-mail. I don't have any from you Mr. I sent you some last. Where is mine? ------------------
thats MRS.Elf to you! |
Carwash
Monkey
|
posted 04-19-2001 02:55 PM
'ello elf ... sorry MRS.Elf and welcome
|
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
|
posted 04-19-2001 03:01 PM
Elf,I just sent some. Maybe that addy is mine is becoming odd....I don't know, wait a while and if it doesn't come, I resend!! And Carwash, you better respect the Elf. She'll kick yo ass!!  |
Elfenstien
Chimp with diapers
|
posted 04-19-2001 03:28 PM
*flashes sharp teeth*No no Niczbuka! You sent me some piddly crap about posting here. I don't wan piddly crap. I want some male I can sink my teeth into!! wait
Let me rephrase that.
SEND ME SOME REAL MAIL OR I WILL......bite carwash. -----------------
thats MRS. Elf to you!
AHhh Heck! I dropped a T! Where did that little sucker go. Damn the wayward alphabet
[This message has been edited by Elfenstien (edited 04-19-2001).] |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
|
posted 04-19-2001 03:55 PM
No, not Carwash!! Okay, I'll give into your demands!! |
Elfenstien
Chimp with diapers
|
posted 04-19-2001 04:00 PM
Be sure to send it to my YAHOOOOOO address or I'll have to hold Carwash for randsome as well. randsome.......rand.....some...some rand...hmmm |
Carwash
Monkey
|
posted 04-19-2001 06:13 PM
is that a promise ?
|
Elfenstien
Chimp with diapers
|
posted 04-19-2001 06:23 PM
Sorry.
He sent me male.
er mail.
*blush*
No not that kind of mail! Get your mind out of the gutter. *sharpens teeth* ------------------
Tthat's MRS. Elf to you! |
Carwash
Monkey
|
posted 04-19-2001 08:01 PM
GAH! nick! |
Elfenstien
Chimp with diapers
|
posted 04-19-2001 08:14 PM
Well if it will make you happy I can hold you for ransom anyway.*Grabs Carwash* Notice!! Carwash is now being held prisoner in a little box in my closet. If you wish for Carwash's release you must adhere to my demands. 1. I want 3 lbs of imported chocolate. 2. I want a large vat of lemon pudding. 3. I want a beautiful pink shoe. (left) 4. I want 4 four leaf clovers (these must be collected under a full moon at midnight). 5. I want a deed on ownership of the moon. 6. I want a nice cup of French Vanilla Coffee (and not the instant kind). 7. I want fresh hot buttered croissants and jelly for breakfast every morning, in bed. 8. I want Nick to kiss my big toe (left) 9. I want a silver car 10. I want a brand new silver car with black leather seats. 11. I want a brand new silver convertable sports car with tan leather seats. 12. I want a bag of Lays Potato Chips (Sour Cream and Onion) 13. I want a $10,000 gift certificate to the MALL of my choice. 14. I want whirled peas 15. I want all the tea in China. If my demands are not met within 24 hours, Carwash gets it! ------------------
That's MRS. Elf to you! |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
|
posted 04-19-2001 10:21 PM
Run, Carwash!! Run!!! |
Elfenstien
Chimp with diapers
|
posted 04-19-2001 10:24 PM
Sorry Sir. Do you hear that distant thumping? That's Carwash in the little box in my closet.You're too late he's mine. You must adhere to my demands...or else Carwash GETS IT I also would like 2002 dollars. Be careful or the list will grow *menacing grin* ------------------
That's MRS. Elf to you!...BUB |
Carwash
Monkey
|
posted 04-20-2001 07:23 AM
Nick i cant run, im in a box. (ARG!)
/me tries eating his way out of the box
*spit spit* wots it made out of btw? |
Elfenstien
Chimp with diapers
|
posted 04-20-2001 09:20 AM
errr *checks the ingredients*high fructose corn syrup, phosphoric acid, cardboard, lead, steel alloy. and the small print says lined with 90% recycled human waste....what ever that means ------------------
That's MRS. Elf to you!...BUB |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
|
posted 04-20-2001 11:24 AM
Oh, Elf, let him out...all he's got to his name is a car, a computer, and various erotic lingerie from Laz. |
Elfenstien
Chimp with diapers
|
posted 04-20-2001 11:36 AM
I'm not letting him go until ALL my demands are met.I also want to add to the list, that I'd like an orchard and a bucket of KFC. And one neatly folded pink tissue. *locks closet* ------------------
That's MRS. Elf to you!...BUB [This message has been edited by Elfenstien (edited 04-20-2001).] |
Lamer
Monkey
|
posted 04-20-2001 12:24 PM
?
|
Carwash
Monkey
|
posted 04-20-2001 12:32 PM
*looks thru the key hole*ROFL at that dog pic!! |
Elfenstien
Chimp with diapers
|
posted 04-20-2001 12:35 PM
EWWW YOU CAN SEE IT'S PEE PEE HANGING OUT!!!Lamer sure is one ugly creature.
Don't worry Carwash, I've called the dog pound. It won't pee on your box.
------------------
That's MRS. Elf to you!...BUB |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
|
posted 04-20-2001 04:21 PM
*loads shells into shotgun and waits for Lamer again* |
Elfenstien
Chimp with diapers
|
posted 04-20-2001 05:07 PM
Ah and there is the dog catcher.Gonna put him in the pound or just shoot his head off? Those souless eyes are making me tingle. Yipes. ------------------
That's MRS. Elf to you!...BUB |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
|
posted 04-20-2001 05:41 PM
The Dogcatcher's Credo:"Life is a Bitch; Catch It!" |
Elfenstien
Chimp with diapers
|
posted 04-20-2001 05:52 PM
Nick. I don't have mail again. I sent you the last you haven't sent back to me.*holds hand over air holes on Carwash's box* Send me mail or Carwash gets it! *grabs hand away from box* Ewww Carwash get your tounge back in the box! *looks closer* that is your tounge isn't it?? ------------------
That's MRS. Elf to you!...BUB |
Carwash
Monkey
|
posted 04-20-2001 06:21 PM
*gasps for air* wouldnt u like to know
*GASP* |
Elfenstien
Chimp with diapers
|
posted 04-20-2001 07:44 PM
eww *wipes hands on pants*------------------
That's MRS. Elf to you!...BUB |
Carwash
Monkey
|
posted 04-20-2001 09:36 PM
tsk! Wot would ur mother say if she saw u doin that? |
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Monkey
|
posted 04-21-2001 01:43 PM
"Those are for breathing, not for peeking CW" |
Gypsy
Monkey
|
posted 04-22-2001 09:09 AM
Rather high demands for 1 person don't you think still loves you washie BUTT , oooohh and Nick you forgot to mention the chocolate body paint , perhaps he could use that to barter his way out .  ------------------
Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!! [This message has been edited by Gypsy (edited 04-22-2001).] |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
|
posted 04-22-2001 10:04 AM
Carwash? Barter? He should fight his way out! |
UBBFriend: Email This Page to Someone!
The WWYK? Discussion Board
