posted 04-18-2001 04:43 PM            

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Giant Radioactive Pulsing Vagina From Underworld (Japan,1979). Rated X by the MPCAA.

During atomic tests in Japanese waters, an American Sailor and his Japanese whore consumate their lust in a raft. They float into radioactive waters where time increases. The sailor is evaporated by a case of herpes which devours him entirely in a matter of seconds while the whore gives birth in the span of nine seconds and disintegates as her offspring becomes a giant infected floating vagina which devours an American Battleship which does not fire on it, ironically.

The vagina finds its way to land and eats Osaka, causing an American spy plane to fly into a Japanese fighter. To sooth political relations, America lends Japan a Tactical Action Militant Proton Ocsillating Nuke, along with applicator. But the Vagina has eaten so much it has grown fifty stories tall and eighty stories wide and is ready to procreate. However, the T.A.M.P.O.N. is fired and the Vagina dies, causing a horrible cloud of radioactivity to infest Japan, killing 80% of the population.

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