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Author
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Topic: Thieves should die!
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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-14-2001 02:24 PM
   
Thanks to a fellow Doctor Who fan, I get a book from him for a low price. It's out of print, a paperback, and I'm happy. I mean, I can't find this book anywhere...and guess what happens.The package arrives in my mailbox, sliced open and empty. THE BOOK IS FUCKING GONE.  So in between Texas and Michigan, some asshole has stolen my book then has the audacity to stuff the envelope in my mailbox! Why the hell didn't anybody at the Post Office notice this? It's not like a fucking open envelope is FUCKING SUSPICIOUS, IS IT??
And it's not a mistake, either..the padded envelope was CLEANLY sliced open, meaning that it was stolen! And it couldn't have been sent that way...I doubt that Mail Boxes Etc would purposely sent an envelope that is open all the fucking way to Michigan! And I hope this thief enjoys the book...because when I get my grubby hands on him I'm going to tear out his teeth with the rustiest pair of pliers I can dig out of a junkyard. I'm going to make him sit on a dentist's chair full of nails while I joyfully smack him in the mouth with the flat side of a wrench then pull them out slowly over the course of a week. If he tries to escape, I'll cut off his fucking legs and feet. And as a final disgrace, I'm going to castrate then disenbowel the motherfucking ghetto asshole and let him slowly die in the deserted backcountry of Southeastern Michigan just like the perverted little dried piece of rat semen he is. Simply put, I will not rest until I have pressed charges to their fullest extent and this asshole spends the next five years of his unholy godforsaken life calling the biggest inmate of the Federal Penal System "Daddy." Excuse me now, I must vent my anger on some assholish Ann Arborite bastards at work.
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Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 04-15-2001 01:01 AM
Damn! If it wasn't for the 8th Amendment (defense against cruel and unusual punishment for you non-Americans out there), I'd be all for slicing off hands of thieves or at least going back to the days of the Code of Hammurabi. If someone stole, that twerp was put to death, no ifs, ands, or buts about it.------------------
"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here." |
spam pilot
Monkey
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posted 04-15-2001 08:39 AM
You know, that thief would die .
Eventually .  [This message has been edited by spam pilot (edited 04-15-2001).] |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 04-16-2001 11:19 AM
Five years for book thievery??? You Americans love your inmates. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 04-16-2001 02:24 PM
No, Inmates love fellow Inmates  ------------------
Only hate the player...but never hate the game |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-16-2001 02:47 PM
Yea...great HAIRY inmates...with 10 day old stubble! BWA hahaha  |
Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 04-16-2001 03:40 PM
Actually, RJ, 5 years in prison is part of a sentence that one gets for tampering with or stealing the U.S. mail. The book was going through the mail system and it was stolen, hence the 5 years in prison if that maggot is caught, tried, and convicted.The other part of the sentence is (if I remember correctly) a $10,000 fine. ------------------
"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here." |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-16-2001 05:08 PM
It's a Federal Offense. Anyway, we'll test that theory tomorrow.  |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 04-17-2001 12:54 PM
Take the money, Nick! I didn't consider for the mail factor. Hope he has the time of his life with the book. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 04-17-2001 01:13 PM
Nick wouldnt recieve the money, the $10,000 would cover court costs etc...(I believe)------------------
Only hate the player...but never hate the game |
Carwash
Monkey
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posted 04-17-2001 01:17 PM
quote:
If someone stole, that twerp was put to death, no ifs, ands, or buts about it.
So if a lil kid steals some sweets (Candy to u Americans out there ) they get their hands chopped off?? Also .. nick, wots / who's a Ghetto? I take it it's not a nice thing to be ... ? |
Lord Destroyer
Monkey
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posted 04-17-2001 01:38 PM
When I posted that, I was talking about the Code of Hammurabi, Washie.That was from thousands of years ago. ------------------
"Wherever me chum Harry Potts is...in Heaven or Hell. I hope he puts in a good word for me when I get there. At least I'll be out of here." |
Carwash
Monkey
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posted 04-17-2001 06:26 PM
heh, i knew that. Just read it wrongly ... D'oh! soweeeee |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 04-18-2001 09:25 AM
Nah, I know, cat, the government gets the cash. Still, that would be pretty damn cool. Are there no ghettos in England, Carwash? It's what the North Americans call the low-income areas in big cities, usually inhabited by blacks. |
catapault007
Monkey
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posted 04-18-2001 10:41 AM
...and Hispanics ------------------
Only hate the player...but never hate the game |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-18-2001 12:48 PM
The slums, Washie...tenament buildings. I have seen blocks of them in Peckham (and elsewhere too I should imagine...Glasgow, etc). |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 04-18-2001 01:34 PM
Not that I'm happy about it. Everyone should get to own a home. |
Carwash
Monkey
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posted 04-18-2001 02:12 PM
ok, well i knew that sorta ghetto. BUT can a person be a ghetto? cos i got an email from meh g/f askin me to fill in this questionaire thing. And one of the questions was: quote:
YOU THINK I'M...
1. A psycho?:
2. Athletic?:
3. A nerd?:
4. A slut?:
5. Ghetto?:
6. Two-faced?:
7. Obnoxious?:
8. Immature?:
9. Mature?:
SO if a ghetto is a 'place' (basically) how can a person be a ghetto? I said no .. but when she filled it in about me she put 'No, thats me' Then later i found out it's not a good thing.. but she wont tell me wot it is  bloody women ------------------
This msg has been edited to protect the sanity of others |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-18-2001 04:04 PM
"Ghetto" is the nowadays American equal of the British term "Common" or "Commoner."There you go. |
Carwash
Monkey
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posted 04-18-2001 04:05 PM
that it? Cos she made it out to be so much more.. Pffffft women over exadurate everything ...er... pffffffft |
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