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Author
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Topic: CAPTION CONTEST: "Blame the seat belts all you want, I still blame the beer."
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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-09-2001 10:10 PM
   
 
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Jogger
Monkey
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posted 04-10-2001 01:49 AM
Baby sparklers |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-10-2001 03:22 AM
*Baby Ejector Seat...Shoot for the Stars!*
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Magpye
Monkey
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posted 04-10-2001 05:24 AM
Never leave a baby unattended....
Hmmm, especially if you lock him in a small
box, and he happens to have no feet or hands
and an extremely long, well look for
yourself!!  |
Pez
Monkey
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posted 04-11-2001 10:09 PM
Stick figure Sudden Infant Death Syndrome |
Roz_27
Monkey
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posted 04-12-2001 01:26 PM
Magpye has a one track mind!
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Magpye
Monkey
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posted 04-12-2001 06:13 PM
No i don't.....
Honestly!!   |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-12-2001 07:30 PM
And what a track!  |
Magpye
Monkey
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posted 04-13-2001 05:52 PM
Thankyou Nicky
I'll take that as a complement!! |
Lizzie11211
Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-13-2001 06:17 PM
Never leave baby unattended. Especially if someone has inserted a hook in his fontanelle. |
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Monkey
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posted 04-22-2001 07:18 PM
Banging the children's head against the floor was a common practice, until someone found out the same effect could be obtained by rubbing two rocks agaist each other - in The Legends of Men: that over-rated mammal! [This message has been edited by For Whom the Bell Tolls (edited 04-22-2001).] |
Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 04-25-2001 08:51 AM
Could have used the hook to hang him in the closet .------------------
Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!! |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 04-25-2001 11:22 AM
Whay does it have to be a white baby? |
Carwash
Monkey
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posted 04-25-2001 11:28 AM
cos the background is black? |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 04-25-2001 11:34 AM
If a baby falls in the dark, will you here it cry? |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-25-2001 11:39 AM
har, har, har, Jogger! |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 04-25-2001 11:44 AM
Thanks Lotus I always notice your around to pat the backs of the struggling commics. I thank you. Big Smiles Jogger
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Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-25-2001 12:07 PM
Sorry Jogger...you are NOT a struggling comic!  I honestly found that comment very witty, but am trying not to laugh too hard cause I am still hurting from that "weiner" comment related to Gypsy! Hey, what can I say...small things! (My mind IS quite small...I have always admitted that!) |
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Monkey
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posted 04-25-2001 07:53 PM
But the difference between you, Lotus, and Gypsy is, you don't go around stuffing your mind on the childrens buns, now do you? |
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Monkey
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posted 04-25-2001 07:59 PM
just trippin' around...
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Gypsy
Monkey
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posted 04-26-2001 10:05 AM
you not over that 1 yet Lotus didnt think it was that good , hey Jogger reminds me of the Julian Lennon song wish I could remember the name of it . ------------------
Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!! |
Jogger
Monkey
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posted 04-26-2001 01:40 PM
Gypsy Now you have me on the edge of my seat. I can't think of it eather. |
Magpye
Monkey
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posted 04-26-2001 06:57 PM
Julian Lennon??? |
Case B
Monkey
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posted 04-26-2001 07:08 PM
Aw, leave the poor kid alone. His mother's Yoko, after all.Anyhow, here's mine (best I could think of, oh well...) Never leave baby unattended...especially if given baby is eaglet/human mutant hybrid in pre-nest-departing stage. ...and what the hell is it clutching?!? A fish?!? |
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Monkey
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posted 04-26-2001 08:25 PM
His distaff |
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