posted 04-02-2001 01:52 AM            

--People who watch PBS's "Nova" and call in truly have no lives..and repeat themselves more than a call-in NPR talk show.

--Black people are being held down because they don't have free computers.

--Carlton Sheets knows how to sell houses..and his knowledge ($99.95 for all his knowledge) is worth every penny....so say the crappy actors, so sayeth the script.

--Batman sells juicers. No, wait, that's those guy's eyebrows....eeegggh!!

--So this is where the Cartoon Network airs all their crappy cartoons!

--Lexx is on NOW???

--Oh, look, another Twilight Zone episode...it's the one where something ironic happens.

--"Queen of Swords?" "Lost World: the SERIES?" Who makes this??

--They air news at this hour? But why??

--Yup, the black people are being held by the casinos...sure...whatever.

posted 04-02-2001 10:11 AM            

You think it's weird now? Try watching the last two episodes THEN trying to figure it out!

posted 04-03-2001 04:20 PM            

I could tell you, but it's best if you find out for yourself. It's more enlightening that way.

Pez,