posted 03-29-2001 08:44 PM            

You are at a park, when suddenly you feel the urge of nature. While heading for the portable crapper and it's oddly calming blue color, you are greeted by two teenage boys and a teenage girl dressed in the latest fashions....asking you to 'wipe' with cigarette magazine ads.

It's not the Twilight Zone, it's thetruth.com's heavy-handed way of getting us poor dopes to realize something that everyone knows.

What makes this truly annoying is that these kids do everything in their power to be complete jerks. They open up the door and shove the ads in some poor crapping guy's face. They throw the ads down the toilet (ooh, the symbolism!). And they read from the ads and make their own witty observations, like so:

quote:

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BLONDE GUY: "Warning: Smoking may be dangerous to your health." Dude, why don't they just say 'you're gonna die?'

POSSIBLY HISPANIC GUY: *cue dopey look* Yeah!

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Oh, the satire. They rank up there with that guy with the piano on PBS and a retarded fourth grader. So why the hell does the Truth.com feel the need to tell us what we need to do? I don't smoke, yet I don't feel in the mood to have some dorkass 'actors' whose biggest hit will be the porn film they make when they discover they have no talent.

Once again, the truth.com people show that the only truth is that they think everyone above their veggie-eating cocksucking litter-eating fetish is some kind of dinosaur.

Fuck that.

posted 04-01-2001 03:36 PM            

I saw what smoking almost did to my dad (he quit smoking about 18 years ago), and what it would have done to my girlfriend if she hadn't quit smoking when she did (she quit smoking around the time we had known each other for a little more than 6 months).