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Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-29-2001 06:05 PM SCENE: A press conference where Sean Combs (aka Puff Daddy) is speaking. PUFF: Yo, dawgs, I be thinkin that my day of bein wild are alll ova. I be changin my name, westside! REPORTER: What is this new name of yours, Mr. Combs? PUFF: Puff Daddy is no more! I be called...P-DIDDY!! Silence reigns a moment..and as Puff's face grows into a smug smile... REPORTER: What the fuck are you talking about, you hack? PUFF: My news name be...P-DIDDY! REPORTER 2: That is the dumbest name I've ever heard. Are the fuck are you on? REPORTER 3: First this jackass breaks up with that big-assed whore with the nice tits, then he changes his name into something stupid! PUFF: Hey, P-Diddy ain't stupid. REPORTER: Oh, shut up. What are you going to do, pop me with your Nerf Cannon, B-Shitty? PUFF: I be P-Diddy! REPORTER 2: You be on government cheese, loser. No fucking way am I going to listen to some loser that sounds like he has the mind of a toddler. REPORTER 3: Honestly, what kind of fucking moron are you? What's your new album going to be, "I bez da dawg taking a P-Diddy?" PUFF: Shut up, you honkies! Or I bez cappin ya all! REPORTER: Oh, shut up you fucking retard. Chances are you going to have someone else kill me then take credit for it. REPORTER 2: P-Diddy? snort Why don't you take living lessons from MC Hammer, you're going to need it later this year. REPORTER 3: Even as a lame white guy, I'm now officially cooler than you. PUFF: Hey, shut up! REPORTER: Oh, you shut up you loser. Come on, everybody, I hear Jennifer Lopez is giving head down at the bar. Everybody runs out, leaving Puff alone at the podium. PUFF: D'oh! That was my ass. But at least I still got my moves. Puff starts dancing, then trips over wires and brains himself on the microphone stand.
exile_11 Monkey	posted 03-29-2001 08:32 PM Hip hop and rap today are so mainstream and commercialised that they may as well not bother. Any relationship the genre had with da street went out the door long ago. Plus it is actually shit music. Longs for the days of Run DMC, Young MC and early Beastie Boys.
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-29-2001 08:36 PM You got it, man. Exactly what I was saying. And P-Diddy? Isn't that how parents get their kids potty trained?
exile_11 Monkey	posted 03-29-2001 08:41 PM To tell you the truth, I always thought Puff Daddy was a pretty lame and sissy name in itself.
Lotus666 ZooKeeper	posted 03-30-2001 03:33 AM Right on, bro...I'm hearing you! Exile, Nicky...my feelings exactly! (Nice work Nick, by the way!)
Magpye Monkey	posted 03-30-2001 06:55 AM I totally agree also. And if Puffy was so hard, he wouldn't need a 50 strong entourage, and resort to blackmail to keep his girlfriend. Congratulations to J-Lo for waking up and smelling the roses, even though i don't really like you! ------------------ "I didn't steal it - I found it!"
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-30-2001 08:08 AM Well, of course "Puff Daddy" was a dumb name. What the hell is it supposed to mean? Everything I can possibly come up with still equals "Puff," which either means he's a geek or that he is all puff and no matter. Well, no matter!! HAHAHAHAA! Now, I must write when Magpye tells J-Ho...er...J-go....er, whatever, to go to hell and slices up her face with the broken handle of a beer mug.
Magpye Monkey	posted 03-30-2001 08:56 AM Ah Nicky, you know me so well!! ------------------ "I didn't steal it - I found it!"
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-30-2001 01:40 PM I put most of the credit on your webcam which is easily hacked into.
Magpye Monkey	posted 03-31-2001 06:54 AM What webcam???? ------------------ "I didn't steal it - I found it!"
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 03-31-2001 10:38 AM That isn't you? Hmmm..sorry, that must be that one in Manchester with the Indian stripper and the funky news anchor. My mistake!
Hello Newman 2001 Monkey	posted 04-01-2001 10:52 AM I can't wait for other rap name changes. Iminim sounds smart. Especially if you're South African. ------------------ "We have made about as much progress as an asthmatic ant with heavy shopping."
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper	posted 04-01-2001 11:02 AM I think Eminem should finally change his name to "Idiot."

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