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Topic: Joe Dirt?
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Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 03-24-2001 11:16 PM
I'm laughing at the previews (watching David Spade getting the shit kicked out of him is funny enough), but I'm thinking...do you think that Spade is this close to becoming the next David Arquette? Do you think that 'Just Shoot Me' has unhinged his mind?I'm serious: playing an '80 hick isn't really Spade's forte...being a sarcastic and unlikeable cocksucker is. Oh, well. Back to watching MadTV. |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 03-25-2001 11:50 AM
And how does one of the Arquette-esque quality manage to get such hot chicks to like them? I'm guessing a pact with Satan. |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 03-25-2001 06:51 PM
I wouldn't go that far. I would call it a nice long trip with Mr. Horse and Ms. Cocaine. |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 03-26-2001 11:58 AM
Now why would you waste perfectly good cocaine on a horse? Or do I have those confused? |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 03-26-2001 12:22 PM
Horse stands for H, which stands for "what Pauly Shore is on." |
Roz_27 Monkey
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posted 03-26-2001 12:56 PM
and also what half my college is on. |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 03-26-2001 05:11 PM
What our dear President is on!  |
Hyprgrl28 Chimp with diapers
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posted 03-26-2001 06:17 PM
i feel that our dear president might also be riding the acid train.....its messing with the current placement of his ears.... |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 03-27-2001 09:53 AM
Uh, what exactly are you people on? |
Roz_27 Monkey
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posted 03-27-2001 01:46 PM
Why, you want some? |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 03-27-2001 02:54 PM
It's white and powdery and oh-so-soft.... |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 03-27-2001 06:18 PM
My FLESH???? |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 03-27-2001 10:26 PM
No, this powdered sugar we've all been inhaling. Why the hell is your skin powdery, man?? |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 03-28-2001 10:16 AM
I have combination skin. |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 03-28-2001 01:17 PM
You've been in the chalk mines again, haven't you, RJ?!  |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 03-28-2001 01:19 PM
Better than running through the opium fields with these wasteoids! |
Roz_27 Monkey
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posted 03-28-2001 01:27 PM
Why run through fields when I can walk through school to get the same effect? |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 03-28-2001 01:27 PM
hehehe...wasteoids...I like that. Am I a wasteoid then? LOL (He obviously got his postcard!)  |
Rockjock Monkey
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posted 03-28-2001 01:38 PM
No, didn't get it yet, but I shall check and see today. Glad you liked my icebergs.Near, far, wherever you are...  |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 03-28-2001 01:54 PM
Soon, my pretty...soon! *Evil cackle!*------------------ Resistance is...and always has...been FUTILE! |