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Author
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Topic: CAPTION CONTEST: "The Adventures of ManWoman!"
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Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 03-17-2001 11:11 AM

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Rockjock Monkey
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posted 03-17-2001 12:36 PM
Ahmed delighted in terrifying the patrons with his "Teeth of the Infatedeh". |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 03-18-2001 12:00 PM
"Luigi...The Don's own personal butcher...knew the importance of good dental hygiene when dealing with would-be Mafiosa clientele!" |
For Whom the Bell Tolls Monkey
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posted 03-18-2001 02:14 PM
Ok, Mr. Frankenstein, this is the best we can do. |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 03-20-2001 01:30 AM
"Hi, I'm be your gynecologist....wait, where are you going?" |
Jogger Monkey
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posted 03-20-2001 06:00 AM
The adventurous and mysterious Cabbage Head.------------------ "Ignorance is not so bliss when you are on the receiving end." [This message has been edited by Jogger (edited 03-20-2001).] |
Lotus666 ZooKeeper
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posted 03-20-2001 07:34 AM
"Jimmy-Bob read the home perm instructions, and it said "keep heated for 15 mins"...he realised rather belatedly when the plastic would not come off his scalp that it did NOT mean cling-wrapping your skull and sticking it in the microwave!" |
Nick Zbu ZooKeeper
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posted 03-20-2001 11:24 AM
"They call me Thunder Fart!" |
Gypsy Monkey
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posted 03-22-2001 06:53 AM
Doesn't look to me like he has any hair , maybe he's hoping the cap will act as a hot house and allow some to sprout .  ------------------ Gypsy...I'm now the Love e'm and Leave e'm kind, it's the only way to go !!! |
Case B Chimp with diapers
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posted 04-03-2001 12:37 AM
"I used to be large, extremely ugly, and overbearingly frightening, but thanks to the latest in trends, Shower Cap Chic, I'm now only large and extremely ugly!!" |
Magpye Monkey
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posted 04-03-2001 08:28 AM
Hello, my name is Ivan and i will be your beauty and hair specialist for the day!!------------------ "I didn't steal it - I found it!" |