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Topic: ZBUfamily Wednesday night line up
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Swizzle Dick
Monkey
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posted 01-12-2001 10:45 PM
  
6:00 The wonderful world of processed meat - Follow the heart breaking sotry of a little lamb named 'Pumpkin' as she grows up in a tiny paddock then is shipped out on a boat to a meat processing factory (watch out for the voice of Britney Spears as Pumpkin) Episode 24 6:30 Barnaby - Delightful animated series about a young pubic louse and his friend who seek adventure beyond the great bush 7:30 What arse is that? - Take a trip through the arse end of the animal kingdom. We look at the saggy, fuzzy and just plain ugly asses animals have. 8:00 My little pony, seek and destroy - The magical kingdom is divided amist a bloody fued. Follow a troop of young ponys through boot camp and into the grusome ballle field. Full metal jacket with a handful of pony magic. 8:30 MOVIE: Private Luftwaans' huge arse 2 - After fleeing Germany a hunted man Luftwaan seeks refuge in an old Transaalvanian castle. It is not long however until 'Arsino' feels the need for blood and forces him to start taking villagers away in the night. ------------------
Holy buldging spandex batman! |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-12-2001 11:26 PM
Question about "My Little Pony--Seek and Destroy:" do they have those annoying tattoos on their asses? I mean, there's so many characters there:DEATHSTRIKE--tattoo of skull and crossbones
RAD-BURN--tattoo of a radioactivity sign
PISSFIRE--tattoo of a herpes blister
RIP-YA-THROAT-OUT--tattoo of a Republican Cocksucker. Otherwise, you're doing great, Swizzle. You are truly a God among men. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-12-2001 11:29 PM
Oh, I got another show for ZBUFamily:ABORTION CLINIC FOLLIES--They save lives...they destroy lives...they are bombed constantly by God's children...but what happens when they fuck up? Oh, look, that bomb doesn't have a detonator! Oops, I accidentally lacterated your kidney instead of your unwanted child!! Oops! Don't worry, most people pee out their back!! Tonight on WZBUFamily.... CAUTION: May Have Some Violent Content. We'll Tell You After It Happens. 
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Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-14-2001 05:39 AM
10.30pm..."A Family Affair...90's Style...Battle of the Buffies!"Buffy the Vampire Slayer meats Buffy from a Family Affair. Once a cutesy-wutesy little girlie from a wholesome family show...Buffy, now a booze-raddled middle-aged heroin junkie with vampiristic tendencies, goes on a killing-spree rampage inflicting rabid bite marks on a communtiy of terror-laden chronophobics! Watch as the whole town cringes in terror as the stale fetid fumes of alcohol overwhelm the local law officer. Marvel in awe as our heroine, Buffy (The Vampire Slayer) struts her stuff and lays into her with high-kicking, special effects, bad-ass staking action! Sebastian Cabot stars as Corpse Number 6! Stay tuned...more to come...tonight...ONLY on WZBU-FAMILY! 
[This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 01-14-2001).] |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-06-2001 04:32 PM
I got another My Little Pony one:HERPES: No tattoo, just horrible scars that appear every once and a while. | |
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