posted 01-09-2001 10:40 PM         

Four months into his tour of the Western Front Private Fritz Luftwaan's troop are called to investgate an old run down manor. Learning of a hidden stash of gold from nearby villagers they decide to locate the bounty and keep it for themselves. Little knowest to them but knowest to us the manor is under an ancient gypsy curse. By the following morning the entire troop are dead save one, Private Luftwaan who wakes to find he is the victim of a terrible incantation. His arse has grown several times it's normal size and now speaks 5 different languages and holds a commerce degree.
Foolishly he returns to Germany to be with his family thinking he can keep this affliction in the closet feigning an allergic reaction from sitting on poison ivy. The private thinks he is home and hosed until , during a family arguement about the economy 'Arsino' interrupts with his revolutionary idea for creating a totalitarian state.
Pretending it is his own voice Luftwaan's ideas eventually bring him to the pinnacles of German politics backed by a secret left wing.
He is flocked with women, money and power. However, his deep dark secret remains, 'Arsino'. It must be destroyed. Seeking help from a village doctor he undergoes a Ripanarsefrommey. Arsino cuts this short, by devouring the medic whole. Enraged and full of gas Arsino forces Luftwaan into a bloody killing spree under threat of exposure.

Powerful and brutally realistic.

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Holy buldging spandex batman!

posted 01-11-2001 12:52 AM         

*cackles insanely*

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Holy buldging spandex batman!

posted 01-11-2001 04:09 AM            

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Originally posted by Swizzle Dick:
I guess anything beats playing Britney songs backwards

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I want to know more about the ass man.
Does he go on to become a power hungry ass?
Does the ass have a Hitler-esq sole patch between his cheeks?