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Topic: WZBU--Put this in your pipe and smoke it!
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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-07-2001 11:10 PM
   
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His name was Dr. Alex Greeman, a biologist intent on the study of medicinal marijuana. That was, until a group of rabid hippie lawyers invaded his lab, took what they wanted, and sealed the deal with Satan by killing Alex, lighting him afire in his swamp lab.But before Alex died, he had founded a new strain of marijuana which had enormous potential for regrowing itself from nothing. Fusing with his new formula, he regrew into the superhero.....CANNABIS MAN!!! The first superhero that is illegal in most countries!! Now, Alex must use his own creation and newfound body to change the world..and evade the mad yuppie lawyers who want to use his power to found their own power beyond imagination....can CANNABIS MAN face his new life as a fugitive/partygoer??? Tomorrow on WZBU!
[This message has been edited by Nick Zbu (edited 01-07-2001).] |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 01-08-2001 09:58 AM
I wanted to see this, but I couldn't get motivated. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-08-2001 10:57 AM
Face it, you had the munchies and forgot. |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 01-08-2001 11:36 AM
 Whoa, man! I am totally having a flashback to...last night, man! |
precorpse
Monkey
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posted 01-08-2001 03:14 PM
CANNABIS MAN aka "Hemp Thing" sponsored by Visine. Sounds like a ratings grabber to me. The Yippie Lawyers aren't his only enemies. What about the Government Eradicators? And the legions of Beavises.[This message has been edited by precorpse (edited 01-08-2001).] |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-08-2001 04:26 PM
Actually, I based 'Cannabis Man' on Swamp Thing. In reality, he's just a distant cousin (on his mother's side).If anybody can find a pic of ST and post it, I'll get grateful. |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 01-09-2001 09:36 AM
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precorpse
Monkey
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posted 01-10-2001 01:54 PM
Did you know that a Superhero Action film called REEFER MAN was made back in 1937?
It was bought by Humphrey Bogart and mysteriously disappeared. |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 01-10-2001 05:16 PM
He totally BOGARTED it! Hah hah hah...
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Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 01-10-2001 05:19 PM
By the way, the Jimmy is for me, not you, pre. ------------------
"Mommy, what does 'formatting c:' mean?" |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-10-2001 06:17 PM
At least it wasn't KEEFER MAN. I mean, Young Guns 1 & 2 was bad enough. |
precorpse
Monkey
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posted 01-10-2001 08:22 PM
Your own personal Jimmy? Where can I get one?
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Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-11-2001 07:14 AM
"Jimmy" is a "Rent Boy"...you will have to hire him off FJ!  |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 01-11-2001 07:52 AM
Just wish real hard and he'll appear. Yippee!  ------------------
"Mommy, what does 'formatting c:' mean?" |
precorpse
Monkey
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posted 01-11-2001 10:44 AM
I was listening to the Depeche Alamode song "Your own personal Jimmy" and I started thinking "WhatWouldJimmyDo?" Then it hit me like a bolt from Heaven! Smile and Druel! That's what he would do! That's the answer that humanity has searched for throughout the ages! Let Jimmy fill the empty void in you and put an end to all the confusion of this world! Give yourself totally to Jimmy! Jimmy is the way! When confronted by life, look it right in the eyes and do what Jimmy would do! SMILE AND DRUEL! |
Lotus666
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-11-2001 05:48 PM
Just LOVE that song by Depeche Mode (the real one, that is!) [This message has been edited by Lotus666 (edited 01-11-2001).] |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-11-2001 06:46 PM
Damn! I forgot to thank RJ for posting the pic. Thanks, man.But why did you have to do one where he has the straw fro? |
precorpse
Monkey
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posted 01-11-2001 11:06 PM
Sorry, I guess I got a bit carried away when I got in touch with my inner Jimmy. 
This thread is on fire. If it gets close to that straw fro, things could get weird in here. 
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Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 01-11-2001 11:48 PM
Actually, if you feel dizzy, it must be the lead pipes heating up the asbestos in the ceiling. |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 01-12-2001 11:30 AM
Sheesh, complain complain! I think www.culttvman.com will give you any more pics that you need. I kind of like the straw fro! Heather Locklear seemed to get off on it. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-06-2001 04:36 PM
Yeah but afterwards she needed tweezers, a mirror, and a hell of a lot of patience. |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 04-07-2001 01:41 PM
Dude, this was like four months ago. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-07-2001 11:22 PM
I know. I just went on a mad posting spree and tried to save as much WZBU stuff I could before putting it in the archives. Hence why it's up here now. |
Rockjock
Monkey
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posted 04-08-2001 02:32 PM
Oh, okay. A monkey just has to know these things sometimes. |
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