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Topic: Escape from Raytown...
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Nick Zbu
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posted 12-28-2000 03:46 PM
   
Tonight on WZBU.... quote:
Snake Plissken is back in John Carpenter's "Escape from Raytown." It's the year 2016, and Snake is kidnapped from a job robbing Fort Knox in order to save the President from the forces of smalltown USA, lead by the ominous Mother Harper! Can Snake escape from this yokelville unharmed, hidden in a big heap of Carhart coats??
then.... quote:
No prison can hold Snake Plissken! After escaping from the hell of New York, the ninth circle of LA, and the hell of Raytown, Snake is kidnapped and placed in a Virtual Reality prison set to bad '70s sitcoms? If you thought "Escape from New York" was intense, just wait until "ESCAPE FROM MEL'S DINER!"
Tonight on WZBU!! We've got pop, and not that cheapass yuppie 'diet' shit! 
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precorpse
Monkey
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posted 12-28-2000 05:06 PM
Those shows sound like Thursday Night Thunder! How can I get WZBU? I called my cable company but they just tried to sell me The Weather Channel Classic. |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 12-28-2000 11:24 PM
Hopefully, one day, it will be a webcast network that will only require Media Player. Not Realplayer, unless Microsoft can provide support.
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Pez
Monkey
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posted 12-29-2000 09:50 AM
Nick, take over nbc, then you can show it to millions! |
Nick Zbu
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posted 12-29-2000 10:46 AM
Initially, that would be cool, but I don't think NBC has enough viewers to actually make it worthwhile. But, it would be worth it to pretend to be all serious about running it, then force all those pretentious 'twentysomething' shows (Friends and such) into cancellations with such episodes as "The One Where Ross Gets Beheaded" and "The One Where Rachel is Molested by a Polar Bear." How about I buy NBC and turn into WZBU West and have the darling Pez run it? |
Nick Zbu
ZooKeeper
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posted 04-06-2001 04:39 PM
Oh, I forgot one important WZBU Friends Episode (or six):"The One Where Ross Gets High" "The One Where Ross Gets High and Arrested For Sodomzing a Dead Hooker." "The One Where Monica's Youth Force Field Collapses and She Disintegates And Phoebe Uses her Ash For Coffee Sugar."
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